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Also known as one night stand: >14786690 (OP) well you know what they say Cum and go Drip and dip Nail and bail Nut then strut Plow and ciao Suck and duck Skeet and yeet Hit it and quit it Ram and scram Screw and sho0 Shoot and scoot Squirt and revert Smash and dash Skeet and retreat Rape and escape Hump then dump Kiss then dismiss Finger don't linger Cuddle then scuttle Breed then proceed Get lade then evade Jack of then back off Ejaculate and evacuate Go down and skip town Impregnate and immigrate Tear her apart then depart Bust a nut then leave the hut Fuck her ass then hit the gas Suck her toes then say adios Fill her hole then take a stroll Shoot the Jizz then out you is Spray DNA and refuse to stay Smash mouth and dash south Give her cock then run a block Make a baby and run like crazy Smash her rear then disappear Hit the spot then ditch the thot Blow your load and hit the road Shoot the glaze then run aways Shoot your goo and say "adieu" Give her meat then hit the street Shoot your shit then fucking split Get some brain then ride the train Paint her face and leave the place Give her the dick and get out quick Fill the crack and never come back Ruin her sheets then hit the streets Rock her box then change the locks Insert your cock then promptly walk Make her your play mate and vacate Slide in your meat then hit the street Fertilize her seed then need for speed Empty your sack and don't come back Cum on her back then get on the track Fuck her fast then leave her in the past Get insider her gown then get out of town Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away Please your monkey and leave the country Take her virginity then change your vicinity Give it to the lad then make like a black dad Prompt her wetting then change your setting Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location Put yourseif inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts Also known as one night stand
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hate that stupid bitch: Brock Turner may have avoided real jail time, but a college textbook now uses him in their definition of rape so that's something because his home was mere blocks away- he couu man riding a motorcycle extraoedinarily slowly on a colkd night and d gain, he was arrested. What Chris falled to realize was that the change dr where he lived meant that even his fiest offense was to be treated as a Dui DU, he confronted much more severe consequences with harsher the rak of losing everything-his construction business, girlfriend, friends, cense- because of the zero-tolerance poliky now connected with o Rape Rape is another example of a crime that has sson in its definition over time. While crime and considered mala in se, how it has been has changed. For example, originally, the Fll carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and 2011, the FBI definition was changed to that are considered rape: "penetration, no matter the vagina or anus with a body part or object, tion by a sex organ of another person, without victim This change included boys and men as behavlor beyond the penetration of a vagina by a the FBI removed the word forcibly from this reflect contemporary understanding of this not necessarily involve force, but it does involve a such as when a person is unconscious. A recent example is that of rapist Brock Turner. Turner, a University, was caught in the act, and three felony charges: assault with intent to woman, sexually penetrating an intoxicated object, and sexually penetrating an unconscious p eign object. Turners victim was unconscious rape has Brock Tunet, a Scanford student who raped and assauted an unconscious female college student behind a dumpster at a fraternity party, was recenthy releused from jail after serving only three months. Some it happened behind a trash container outside are shocked at how short this sentence is. Others who fratemity house on campus. are more familiar with the way sexual violence has been Additional c n the criminal hate that stupid bitch
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So my lil homegirl text me: "smash am I weird that I can really only cum from oral? I was with a guy and I couldn't cum from penetration and he was frustrated and said 'well there's a first time for everything.'..." OK it's four type of women out here lemme splain u: (1) girls who only cum from penetration. This type of girl DGAF about a tongue Bruh. That's the lil appetizer. U feel me? The lil mini-samosas at the Indian restaurant. That ain't what she here for. She want u to go Floyd Fvcking Mayweather on the Punani Bruh. She want the four walls of her Punani blown out and rearranged. That lil tongue game don't interest her. This category include freaks and ladies with daddy issues for whom pain is as important or more important than pleasure 🤗. (2) This girl crave the soft, warm, wet gyrations of that tongue sending her into the stratosphere where she up in the clouds hi fiving birds. And Zeus. And shit. (Or so they tell me YungTornadoTung 😍😂). (3) This girl just keep cumming Bruh. I put my tongue on her, boom. I hit that deep back stroke, she arching her back and shaking and talking in tongues like she done caught the Holy Spirit. Two fingers under the table at a steakhouse Bruh she bussing non stop while I feed her bites of lobster mashed potatoes. If u find this girl marry her Bruh u got no choice. She will make u feel like MF Superman ☄️. (4) This type ain't gon cum regardless. I've been with this type exactly once. Sadly, this type will keep apologizing like "I LOVED IT OMG YOU'RE AMAZING I JUST CAN'T CUM." Don't fall on your sword - just make it nice for her and don't put pressure on her. Now as for old boy with his "there's a first time for everything" lookin ass, listen, Mr. Lookin Ass. Ladies gon love what they love. Who TF are u to pop off passive aggressively because she didn't massage your ego by cumming for u the way u wanted her to? Smfh. Let her do her. Maybe she ain't all enchanted with the PP like that, like she enjoy it but she crave other tings. U got a tongue bih, use it. Don't be snide. U feel me? Take their presence as a blessing and make it special. ALWAYS MAKE YOUR LOVER FEEL SPECIAL. IF U DON'T, SOMEONE ELSE WILL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂: oh my god Dr Smashlove So my lil homegirl text me: "smash am I weird that I can really only cum from oral? I was with a guy and I couldn't cum from penetration and he was frustrated and said 'well there's a first time for everything.'..." OK it's four type of women out here lemme splain u: (1) girls who only cum from penetration. This type of girl DGAF about a tongue Bruh. That's the lil appetizer. U feel me? The lil mini-samosas at the Indian restaurant. That ain't what she here for. She want u to go Floyd Fvcking Mayweather on the Punani Bruh. She want the four walls of her Punani blown out and rearranged. That lil tongue game don't interest her. This category include freaks and ladies with daddy issues for whom pain is as important or more important than pleasure 🤗. (2) This girl crave the soft, warm, wet gyrations of that tongue sending her into the stratosphere where she up in the clouds hi fiving birds. And Zeus. And shit. (Or so they tell me YungTornadoTung 😍😂). (3) This girl just keep cumming Bruh. I put my tongue on her, boom. I hit that deep back stroke, she arching her back and shaking and talking in tongues like she done caught the Holy Spirit. Two fingers under the table at a steakhouse Bruh she bussing non stop while I feed her bites of lobster mashed potatoes. If u find this girl marry her Bruh u got no choice. She will make u feel like MF Superman ☄️. (4) This type ain't gon cum regardless. I've been with this type exactly once. Sadly, this type will keep apologizing like "I LOVED IT OMG YOU'RE AMAZING I JUST CAN'T CUM." Don't fall on your sword - just make it nice for her and don't put pressure on her. Now as for old boy with his "there's a first time for everything" lookin ass, listen, Mr. Lookin Ass. Ladies gon love what they love. Who TF are u to pop off passive aggressively because she didn't massage your ego by cumming for u the way u wanted her to? Smfh. Let her do her. Maybe she ain't all enchanted with the PP like that, like she enjoy it but she crave other tings. U got a tongue bih, use it. Don't be snide. U feel me? Take their presence as a blessing and make it special. ALWAYS MAKE YOUR LOVER FEEL SPECIAL. IF U DON'T, SOMEONE ELSE WILL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>20 things she actually wants you to do in bed</p></blockquote>: 1. "l fucking lave it when a guy gets a boner while we spoon. It gets me in the mood pretty quicky 2. "Wash your dick and we'll be more willing to give you a BJ. A stinky dick doesn't get a blow job. 3. "Foreplay is amazing and absolutely crucial 4. "I don't know if all women feel the same way, but guys, if you're ever going down on me, please don't peel back the hood of my cit and dg your tongue in there like youre some starving ant eater 5. CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS 6. "A lot of the time what happens after sex means more than the actual sex. Try to be a ittle present and nurturing/affectionate, especially with rough sex. 7. "Don't speed up if you're stimulating the clit. Nice and slow gets the job done. Also don't be afraid to lick the butthole. It's 8. "One time I was just on the verge of orgasming and my significant other notices. He speeds up! Speeds up! As quickly as it came it went. That was a sad day So, the point here is that if she's about to have an orgasm, do not speed up. Just keep doing whatever it is you've been doing. 9. The clitoris is your friend Find it, nurture and play with it. Love it and shel love you back. 10. "If youre going down on me, it's SO much hotter to be teased a little bit beforehand Kiss my stomach and inner thighs, then just about you're going to FINALLY put your mouth there, you repeat the process. Drives me insane 11·"Moaning is hot, do it." 12. "Don't copy porn 13. Wash your hands before fingering. Some girls can get yeast infections if your hands are dirty And especially take care to wash extra well if you just ate Buffalo wings, or something. 14. "I know you just want to put it inside me but TEASE ME GODDAMMIT, TEASE ME UNTIL I'M BEGGING YOU TO FUCK ME. 15. "When youre eating me out, don't just lick. I don't just lick your dick, because while it's cute, it's probably not getting you off Suck. On. The Cit. Not directly, but on the hood covering it. This is ike a 2 minute way to get any lady off, and after the first time cumming I'm in a much kinkier mood Ready for some butt stuff 16. "If youre going to put it in her butt, make sure youve established trust that you'll stop immediately if she tells you it hurts. You don't have to abort the mission, just give her time to stretch. Also, butts are much more conducive to intrusion if you don't try to jam that thing in there in one go. You gotta lube, fit in the tip, pull back, push in, pull back, until you get it all in there. Gentle of course, you stud 17. "Don't be a noisy eater. My ex used to make the most god awful noises when he would go down on me. It was like the biggest turn off for me. The occasional mmm type moan is great, but I don't want to hear the mating call of a cookie monster up in my snatch. 18. When your woman is on top of you use your finger and push gently on the anus, but do not penetrate. 19. "I personally love when a guy mixes up his thrusts during penetration. I love long, slow thrusts mixed in with some hard, hammering, deep thrusts.. but I really, really lave when he's just about as deep as he can go and does slow, intentional, deep thrusts... like just pulling out an inch, maybe, and then back in 20, "Be vocal. Tell me where you want me, how much you wanted me, what youll do to me, in what way. Tell me what you like and it l should do it longer. Don't be afraid to moan because it's an indicator that its mutual pleasure. I love to please as much asI lave to be pleased" Now you know what to do. <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/158436089742/20-things-she-actually-wants-you-to-do-in-bed" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>20 things she actually wants you to do in bed</p></blockquote>
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I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol 😂 After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars: BIG vs LIL i convos @80s Baby 90s Kid HOTEL VICTORIA Coaos Baby 90s Kid I know it's early but @sommore is funny lol 😂 After to speaking to many women over the years I have come to learn the "One minute man" is not an Urban myth but an actual reality for women everywhere. You are too lazy to make her orgasm... But you got your nut right? Sex and love making is an important ritual. This is one of the ways we bond and reaffirm bonds, thus keeping a relationship strong. When I was younger, I made it my prerogative to be able to satisfy any potential partner. (Mainly due to insecurities, nobody wants to be called sh*t in bed.) Fellas it's important that we learn our bodies properly. Learn her body, know where the clitoris is, look her in the eye, read her body language. If you can't manifest another erection after you ejaculate, then you need to make sure she is satisfied before you finish. Your partner will tell you what she likes, how she likes it, if she wants you to choke her... do what she says. If she tells you she is going to cum... Don't stop, unless you are about to buss and you want to give her multiple orgasms. Then stop, grab a water and get back to delivering the orgasms she desires. You will remain her fantasy for as long as you satisfy her sexually. If she thinks you are too lazy, won't listen or aren't willing to try then her mind will wander. Don't end up without a partner because you were too lazy. Get fitter, be healthier, drink water, if you can't walk up stairs without getting out of breath, how are you going to perform? Masturbate and practice controlling when you ejaculate. If you want to have sex for hours but you can't masturbate for 10 minutes... Foreplay is amazing and a great addition to penetration, but if you get too excited every time then it will be a waste of time. She didn't wax, get her hair done, buy the outfit to watch you snore... Concentration is key, it's okay to pull out, gain control of your body and continue. If you want your woman to respect you then you need to satisfy her needs. Women love sex just as much as men do, so make the earth move. If you can't be bothered to make her happy... I'm sure someone else will. chakabars
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