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tempestaurora: returnsandreturns: slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me  gotta do ten under the speed limit because safety my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out: Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing tempestaurora: returnsandreturns: slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now i live in the south and i also do that anytime there’s a truck with confederate flags behind me  gotta do ten under the speed limit because safety my driving instructor told me that you should absolutely be doing this if some asshole is in your boot, though. because a) they shouldn’t be leaving such a small space between you guys anyway, and they need to learn better, b) you should not be going faster than you’re comfortable or faster than the speed limit because someone else is pressuring you, and c) if you get rear-ended, it’s always the person behind’s fault! if they crash into you, you will not be blamed! and its them who has to pay out
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slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now : Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now
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slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now : Mon @monschleichs Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35 l always purposely slow down because it's like l gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing slowdissolve: firebirdeternal: thelightofthingshopedfor: whitepeopletwitter: She has a point There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit: I see a cop Some asshole is tailgating me This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you. B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off. I feel so valid now
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Malia Obama Spotted Locking Lips With Mystery Man at Harvard-Yale Tailgate – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ MaliaObama seems to be living her best life as a college student at Harvard. Over the weekend, the former president’s daughter was spotted making out with a mystery man at the annual Harvard-Yale game. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, this year’s festivities took place at Yale. So, all of the Harvard students migrated to the Yale campus to tailgate prior to the game. During the tailgate, Obama was seen locking lips with a taller fellow Harvard student. She is also seen smoking a cigarette, which is one of her father’s pastimes. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, the school took an L to Yale on Saturday, 24-3. ourbabyisgrown: Malia Obama Spotted Locking Lips With Mystery Man at Harvard-Yale Tailgate @balleralert Malia Obama Spotted Locking Lips With Mystery Man at Harvard-Yale Tailgate – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ MaliaObama seems to be living her best life as a college student at Harvard. Over the weekend, the former president’s daughter was spotted making out with a mystery man at the annual Harvard-Yale game. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, this year’s festivities took place at Yale. So, all of the Harvard students migrated to the Yale campus to tailgate prior to the game. During the tailgate, Obama was seen locking lips with a taller fellow Harvard student. She is also seen smoking a cigarette, which is one of her father’s pastimes. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, the school took an L to Yale on Saturday, 24-3. ourbabyisgrown
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When u go out drinking with a cute Irish girl and she get u doing Jameson shots and u think u can hang but then u realize by shot number five that u ain't bout dat lyfe but then u keep going because yo mama ain raise no hoe and u can't let a 108 pound Irish girl out-drink u but then u realize that she got Irish in her DNA and could body a whole bottle of Jameson which would land u in the actual ICU but she do that for breakfast on a Saturday morning at a Notre Dame tailgate so now u eight shots in and u talking jibberish and she let u smash in the back of the bar and u get home and fall schleep on the porch with your dick stuck to your thigh and then u get rained on BasedOnATrueStory OrNah ImmaLetYallDecide 😂😂😂: someone fell asleep in the rain @DrSmashlove When u go out drinking with a cute Irish girl and she get u doing Jameson shots and u think u can hang but then u realize by shot number five that u ain't bout dat lyfe but then u keep going because yo mama ain raise no hoe and u can't let a 108 pound Irish girl out-drink u but then u realize that she got Irish in her DNA and could body a whole bottle of Jameson which would land u in the actual ICU but she do that for breakfast on a Saturday morning at a Notre Dame tailgate so now u eight shots in and u talking jibberish and she let u smash in the back of the bar and u get home and fall schleep on the porch with your dick stuck to your thigh and then u get rained on BasedOnATrueStory OrNah ImmaLetYallDecide 😂😂😂
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