😂  Funny

🐸  Dank

🦅  Politics

🅱️  Sports

🐣  Cute

🔮  Horoscopes

🇲🇽  Spanish

Wishes Memes



                

            

        
    







            

            
            

                

                    
                

                

                    
                    
                    

                        


	

    

        

            
                
                
                
                

    

        I Wish I Could
        

            I Wish I Could
        

    

    

         
I Wish I Could

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        I Had
        

            I Had
        

    

    

         
I Had

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        Few
        

            Few
        

    

    

         
Few

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        Like What
        

            Like What
        

    

    

         
Like What

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        I Wish
        

            I Wish
        

    

    

         
I Wish

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        Like You
        

            Like You
        

    

    

         
Like You

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        Todays
        

            Todays
        

    

    

         
Todays

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        Youre A
        

            Youre A
        

    

    

         
Youre A

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        When She Says
        

            When She Says
        

    

    

         
When She Says

    



            
                
                
                
                

    

        Wish
        

            Wish
        

    

    

         
Wish

    



            
        

    




    🔥 Popular | Latest






    

    
        
            
                

                    

                        
                        
                        
                    

                    
                    

                        

                            Chinese New Year 2019 Funny Greetings: Cute Pig Memes, Wishes and GIF Images to Celebrate ...
                        

                    

                    
                

            
        
    
        
            
                

                    

                        
                        
                        
                    

                    
                    

                        

                            Funny Diwali Jokes & WhatsApp Stickers 2018: Deepavali Image Wishes in Hindi With Hilarious ...
                        

                    

                    
                

            
        
    
    






    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s
 March 2015
 2.8
 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, Il 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s
 March 2015
 2.8
 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, Il 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
                    
                
            

            
                
            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    
    
    

        

            
            
        

    

    
    

        

            




    Baby, It's Cold Outside, Bad, and Birthday: emilysidhe
 Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse
 dont-spoop-yourself
 Explain?
 emilysidhe
 OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in
 which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People
 debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring
 her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing,
 due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her
 husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do,
 and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission
 to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering
 over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the
 cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree
 strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in
 which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance
 and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images
 that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the
 exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal
 In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about
 whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a
 woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with
 the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors
 wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one
 could expect you to go home in this!"
 ms-demeanor
 I really don't know (baby stab his side)
 King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide)
 I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?)
 This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!)
 The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!)
 His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)
 I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave)
 But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think)
 The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught)
 Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king)
 I simply must go (baby cut through his hide)
 There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)
 But what of his wife? (And what of his life?)
 It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much)
 l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission)
 But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision)
 The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel)
 So babv let's stab
 Stab his siiiide!
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Baby, It's Cold Outside, Bad, and Birthday: emilysidhe
 Baby It's Cold Outside discourse is the same as Macbeth discourse
 dont-spoop-yourself
 Explain?
 emilysidhe
 OK, so one of the big debates in Macbeth involves the scene in
 which Lady Macbeth talks Macbeth into killing King Duncan. People
 debate strenuously over whether it's a scene of Lady M pressuring
 her reluctant husband into it, or whether it's a scene of her sensing,
 due to their emotional intimacy, that this murder is something her
 husband secretly wants and has partially internally decided to do,
 and is arguing him into it in order to help him give himself permission
 to do it, in the same way that people see their loved ones wavering
 over the dessert menu and jump in with things like, "Go on, get the
 cheesecake, it's your birthday!" Readers and scholars disagree
 strenuously about this - we even studied an incident in college in
 which two 18th century illustrators attended the same performance
 and happened to draw the scene the day after, producing two images
 that advanced opposite interpretations even though they'd seen the
 exact same actors do the exact same performance. It's a big deal
 In the same way, the Baby, It's Cold Outside discourse is about
 whether this is a song about sexual harassment, or whether it's a
 woman singing about how she wishes she could spend the night with
 the guy she just had an excellent date with if only the neighbors
 wouldn't talk, and him responding, "Stay, baby, it's cold out! No one
 could expect you to go home in this!"
 ms-demeanor
 I really don't know (baby stab his side)
 King Duncan's a bro (baby cut through his hide)
 I like him a lot (That decrepit old sot?)
 This plan ain't so great (But what a king you'd make!)
 The guards might worry (Darling, do it in a hurry!)
 His sons will rush the door (So knock them on the floor.)
 I'm not such a knave (Bash his head with a stave)
 But l'd be a good king (Now you're starting to think)
 The dukes might all talk (But their chatter means naught)
 Say, love, what do you mean (You'd make such a king)
 I simply must go (baby cut through his hide)
 There's a war on you know (baby cut through his hide)
 But what of his wife? (And what of his life?)
 It feels like bad luck (But that don't mean much)
 l've got a bad premonition (And l've got a mission)
 But that's just superstition (My love, you're a vision)
 The witches said l'd rule (If they lied they were cruel)
 So babv let's stab
 Stab his siiiide!
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
I figure someone mightve posted this before, but its still appropriate for Christmas.

                
            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            




    Anaconda, Family, and Mood: nakedmallrat
 cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a
 magical kingdom full of wonder and they go "yeah we're the royal family now"
 typical english behaviour
 adventures-in-asexuality
 I think what's more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to
 the Pevensies
 Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone's like
 it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be
 great!' and, well, in-universe l can't really fault them on that, if I were a young
 teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go
 along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me
 But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these
 foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of
 the country and the culture... now that is some creepily imperialist writing
 nakedmallrat
 This is the only good reblog of this post in it's entire 3 year hellscape existence
 roachpatrol
 if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express
 wishes of god's fursona, id crown 'em. this winter already fuckin feels like it's
 lasted 100 years
 alivannarose
 Well, fuck, there is that.
 frostyemma
 mood
 thefingerfuckingfemalefu
 "By the express wishes of god's fursona" is both the most amazing but also the
 most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year
 Source:renebriller-nakedmallrat
 370,899 notes
Where are the prophesied ones?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, Family, and Mood: nakedmallrat
 cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a
 magical kingdom full of wonder and they go "yeah we're the royal family now"
 typical english behaviour
 adventures-in-asexuality
 I think what's more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to
 the Pevensies
 Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone's like
 it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be
 great!' and, well, in-universe l can't really fault them on that, if I were a young
 teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go
 along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me
 But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these
 foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of
 the country and the culture... now that is some creepily imperialist writing
 nakedmallrat
 This is the only good reblog of this post in it's entire 3 year hellscape existence
 roachpatrol
 if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express
 wishes of god's fursona, id crown 'em. this winter already fuckin feels like it's
 lasted 100 years
 alivannarose
 Well, fuck, there is that.
 frostyemma
 mood
 thefingerfuckingfemalefu
 "By the express wishes of god's fursona" is both the most amazing but also the
 most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year
 Source:renebriller-nakedmallrat
 370,899 notes
Where are the prophesied ones?
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

    

    
    
    

        

            



        

    

    


    
	

        
	

    





                    

                

                

                    






                

                
                    
                        

                    
                
            

        

        

            
    
    
    

        

            

                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        I Wish I Could
        

            I Wish I Could
        

    

    

         
I Wish I Could

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        I Had
        

            I Had
        

    

    

         
I Had

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Few
        

            Few
        

    

    

         
Few

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Like What
        

            Like What
        

    

    

         
Like What

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        I Wish
        

            I Wish
        

    

    

         
I Wish

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Like You
        

            Like You
        

    

    

         
Like You

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Todays
        

            Todays
        

    

    

         
Todays

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Youre A
        

            Youre A
        

    

    

         
Youre A

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        When She Says
        

            When She Says
        

    

    

         
When She Says

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Wish
        

            Wish
        

    

    

         
Wish

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        My Biggest Wish
        

            My Biggest Wish
        

    

    

         
My Biggest Wish

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Rapings
        

            Rapings
        

    

    

         
Rapings

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Grumpy Cat Smiles
        

            Grumpy Cat Smiles
        

    

    

         
Grumpy Cat Smiles

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Grumpy Cat Smiling
        

            Grumpy Cat Smiling
        

    

    

         
Grumpy Cat Smiling

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Grumpy Cat Smile
        

            Grumpy Cat Smile
        

    

    

         
Grumpy Cat Smile

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Thanks Me Too
        

            Thanks Me Too
        

    

    

         
Thanks Me Too

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        When She Say
        

            When She Say
        

    

    

         
When She Say

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Grumpy Cats
        

            Grumpy Cats
        

    

    

         
Grumpy Cats

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Www 9Gag
        

            Www 9Gag
        

    

    

         
Www 9Gag

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Thinked
        

            Thinked
        

    

    

         
Thinked

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Rapeing
        

            Rapeing
        

    

    

         
Rapeing

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        grumpy
        

            grumpy
        

    

    

         
grumpy

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         youre pretty
        

             youre pretty
        

    

    

         
 youre pretty

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         neighbor
        

             neighbor
        

    

    

         
 neighbor

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         thanking
        

             thanking
        

    

    

         
 thanking

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         pretties
        

             pretties
        

    

    

         
 pretties

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         the way
        

             the way
        

    

    

         
 the way

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         rapes
        

             rapes
        

    

    

         
 rapes

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         faces
        

             faces
        

    

    

         
 faces

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         walls
        

             walls
        

    

    

         
 walls

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         for the first time
        

             for the first time
        

    

    

         
 for the first time

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         seconds
        

             seconds
        

    

    

         
 seconds

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         anyway
        

             anyway
        

    

    

         
 anyway

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         tho
        

             tho
        

    

    

         
 tho

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         tweeting
        

             tweeting
        

    

    

         
 tweeting

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

         meeting
        

             meeting
        

    

    

         
 meeting

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        wretched
        

            wretched
        

    

    

         
wretched

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        yours
        

            yours
        

    

    

         
yours

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        ons
        

            ons
        

    

    

         
ons

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        their
        

            their
        

    

    

         
their

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        saying
        

            saying
        

    

    

         
saying

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        gag
        

            gag
        

    

    

         
gag

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        islanders
        

            islanders
        

    

    

         
islanders

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        guys
        

            guys
        

    

    

         
guys

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        do you
        

            do you
        

    

    

         
do you

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        traveling
        

            traveling
        

    

    

         
traveling

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        ref
        

            ref
        

    

    

         
ref

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        made
        

            made
        

    

    

         
made

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        wheat
        

            wheat
        

    

    

         
wheat

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        iis
        

            iis
        

    

    

         
iis

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        🤖
        

            🤖
        

    

    

         
🤖

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        IRL
        

            IRL
        

    

    

         
IRL

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Dank Memes
        

            Dank Memes
        

    

    

         
Dank Memes

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Panera
        

            Panera
        

    

    

         
Panera

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Grumpy Cat
        

            Grumpy Cat
        

    

    

         
Grumpy Cat

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        TFW
        

            TFW
        

    

    

         
TFW

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Regret
        

            Regret
        

    

    

         
Regret

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        memes
        

            memes
        

    

    

         
memes

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Life
        

            Life
        

    

    

         
Life

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        goals
        

            goals
        

    

    

         
goals

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Funny
        

            Funny
        

    

    

         
Funny

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Fall
        

            Fall
        

    

    

         
Fall

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Drinking
        

            Drinking
        

    

    

         
Drinking

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        definitely
        

            definitely
        

    

    

         
definitely

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        dank
        

            dank
        

    

    

         
dank

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Cats
        

            Cats
        

    

    

         
Cats

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Bitch
        

            Bitch
        

    

    

         
Bitch

    



                
                    
                    
                    
                    

    

        Bae
        

            Bae
        

    

    

         
Bae