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Dad, Hungry, and Scholar: dragonpuppies Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled! Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read Elizabethan Peasant 1: sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm* amityravenclawelf Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read? Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word "i cup" composed? hi-def-doritos Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy? Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily. Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon. little-niggah-sugar Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert marzipanandminutiae Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends! Elizabethan Scholar 1 .I have not sufficient to sup on fowl ur-friendly-local-memer Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a 'b', and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee? Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee? vampyrewhore Mine outspoke companion: how many Appels art havested from a tree? Me: I know not, may it be twice a score? My companion: Nay fool, every Appel grows upona harvest sprig! Me: Frederich, upon the heavens I will strike thee down, for thy scalding wit is naught to my mighty brawn Source: dragonpuppies 86,585 notes Hi hungry, Im Dad
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Definitely, Dope, and Life: Solange To Direct SZA's The Weekend Music Video From Her 'CTRL' Album @balleralert Solange To Direct SZA's 'The Weekend' Music Video From Her 'CTRL' Album -blogged by @janisemonee β €β €β €β €β €β €β € SZA has definitely been prospering with her latest album CTRL, especially with her hit single "The Weekend." To bring the song to life, she has summoned the talented Solange Knowles to direct the video. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you aren't familiar with the song, it talks about what it is like to be with a man who is carrying out relationships with other women. With Solange's creative eye, the video is going to be hot! The visuals will be shot in 10 different locations with 10 different looks. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In a recent interview with USA Today, the songstress expressed her love for Solange. "I love her. I think the universe is just bringing us closer to each other. That's my homegirl." β €β €β €β €β €β €β € We also saw these two interacting on social media when Solange posted a video of her vibing to SZA's "Love Galore" during Essence Festival. SZA replied via Twitter, "Sigh I just wanna hold hands and spin around the room with you." β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Solange and SZA are soulful and beautifully eccentric so the music video should be dope. Hopefully, we can get a musical collaboration from the ladies.

Solange To Direct SZA's 'The Weekend' Music Video From Her 'CTRL' Album -blogged by @janisemonee β €β €β €β €β €β €β € SZA has definitely been prospering ...

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