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        Birthday, Dad, and Driving: dokudoki pistachiosoda Follow
 liamdunburs
 ids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one
 kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said "i like that
 name. did you know i'm in love with you"
 letthemountainsmoveyou
 i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next
 birthday and he said 8. im 23
 roonilwazlip
 once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing "more school"
 university] and she asked "why haven't you found anyone to marry then"
 eyeslikeacat
 We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine
 year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says "wait you're a
 STUDENT??"
 meelothemanly
 I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time
 was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he
 said, "That's not true, you're my age
 cractasticdispatches
 our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always
 pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and
 stated i'm all teached now. i don't need to be teached anymore. i'm done of
 being teached.
 diamondelight92
 once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me
 with huge eyes and went, "Does that mean you don't have to bring an adult with
 you to the pool?"
 anxietee-n
 My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and
 said "does that mean she is married now?
 standard-fiend
 I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and
 whether or not they were also a dress. My neice's argument was that they were
 in fact, also a dress because they were blue
 loveyoutothem00n
 I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for
 Halloween and this little boy goes, "ooh I know! A pickle! You'd be such a good
 pickle
 aimmyarrowshigh
 On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, "Are you
 okay? You look like you have a question." And she looked me right in the eyes
 and said, tremulously
 "Can a piranha eat a stapler?"
 manic-kin
 One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked "Do you
 have a boy?" I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not
 have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said "Well
 you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next
 month!"
 dinovia-countryman
 I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her
 younger brother's alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it
 up and asked her what it was
 "Octopus," she said, all curls and smiles
 And what kind of animal is an octopus?" I asked. I was looking for "fish" or "sea
 creature but I would have accepted almost anything-weird," "gross,
 even "slimy." "Underwater" or "it lives in the ocean" would have also been
 acceptable
 She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, "It's a cephalopod.
 I haven't been the same since
 Source: dianatprince
 769,704 notes
Kids have no concept of anything
        

            
            

                
                
                    Birthday, Dad, and Driving: dokudoki pistachiosoda Follow
 liamdunburs
 ids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one
 kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said "i like that
 name. did you know i'm in love with you"
 letthemountainsmoveyou
 i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next
 birthday and he said 8. im 23
 roonilwazlip
 once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing "more school"
 university] and she asked "why haven't you found anyone to marry then"
 eyeslikeacat
 We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine
 year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says "wait you're a
 STUDENT??"
 meelothemanly
 I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time
 was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he
 said, "That's not true, you're my age
 cractasticdispatches
 our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always
 pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and
 stated i'm all teached now. i don't need to be teached anymore. i'm done of
 being teached.
 diamondelight92
 once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me
 with huge eyes and went, "Does that mean you don't have to bring an adult with
 you to the pool?"
 anxietee-n
 My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and
 said "does that mean she is married now?
 standard-fiend
 I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and
 whether or not they were also a dress. My neice's argument was that they were
 in fact, also a dress because they were blue
 loveyoutothem00n
 I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for
 Halloween and this little boy goes, "ooh I know! A pickle! You'd be such a good
 pickle
 aimmyarrowshigh
 On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, "Are you
 okay? You look like you have a question." And she looked me right in the eyes
 and said, tremulously
 "Can a piranha eat a stapler?"
 manic-kin
 One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked "Do you
 have a boy?" I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not
 have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said "Well
 you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next
 month!"
 dinovia-countryman
 I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her
 younger brother's alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it
 up and asked her what it was
 "Octopus," she said, all curls and smiles
 And what kind of animal is an octopus?" I asked. I was looking for "fish" or "sea
 creature but I would have accepted almost anything-weird," "gross,
 even "slimy." "Underwater" or "it lives in the ocean" would have also been
 acceptable
 She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, "It's a cephalopod.
 I haven't been the same since
 Source: dianatprince
 769,704 notes
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        Bad, Bad Jokes, and Books: deadmomjokes:barfingunicorn:823-hauntingconman:capnskull:the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toiletMy Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”
And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Bad, Bad Jokes, and Books: deadmomjokes:barfingunicorn:823-hauntingconman:capnskull:the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toiletMy Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”
And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Bad, Bad Jokes, and Books: give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:snowcoveredsunflower:deadmomjokes:barfingunicorn:823-hauntingconman:deaditeslayer:
aranea-mcchattysylph:

scrotumcoat:

capnskull:

the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.




“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”

when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet

My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”
And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.




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                    Bad, Bad Jokes, and Books: give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:snowcoveredsunflower:deadmomjokes:barfingunicorn:823-hauntingconman:deaditeslayer:
aranea-mcchattysylph:

scrotumcoat:

capnskull:

the drum is filled with hot steam and then sprayed with cold water. the pressure on the outside of the drum is far more than inside. the pressures try to maintain and find balance taking the drum as a casualty.




“Oh FUCK that’s cold!”

when youre in the shower and someone flushes the toilet

My Chemistry teacher did this the first day of class with a coke can, a hotplate, and a basin of water. I have never forgotten the scientific principles behind it, and here’s why.
There were 20-something of us in the classroom, all dying of sleep deprivation since it was the first day back to school, first class of the day. Mr. Moses was that teacher you weren’t sure how to deal with. I mean, the man’s name was Noah Eugene Moses, for starters. He drove a Harley to school, but also drove the bus. He had giant cokebottle glasses and a doofy mustache with shaggy ex-Beatles hair. He always wore suspenders and a grease-stained t-shirt because he had a potbelly and taught the shop/electrical classes. He wasn’t even really lecturing; he was throwing in tidbits of the syllabus in the midst of bad jokes and fun stories. We were all a bit nervous, because none of us had taken a class from him before, but his tests were legendary—nobody had ever made it out with an A (until I did, but that’s another story for another time and involves a really awesome bet and some hair cutting scissors).
Well, as we were fighting to stay awake, and attempting to take notes of whatever he was talking about, he was pacing around the room from here to there, straightening things and moving stuff. He was very scatterbrained, and it was easy to tell from how he kept forgetting where he put his coke. Turns out, that was just a ruse. He had the can filled with just a tiny bit of water, and the things he was moving around were stacks of papers and books hiding the hot plate and water basin. So he set his coke can down onto the hot plate, continued talking loudly enough so we wouldn’t hear the water boiling, and then knocked it over really fast into the water basin.
BANG!!!!!!!!
Three girls fell out of their seats, one dude swore so violently I’m pretty sure the devil himself cringed, everyone at least jumped and screamed, and I actually broke my pen in half.
See, with rapid decompression comes a vacuum, and with a vacuum comes a rushing of air that creates a massive sound. Think “thunder”. That’s the same principle behind it. His little tiny coke can of steam into a bucket of ice water, and we had a bang so loud the band teacher came in from across the hall to see “what was exploding today.” To which Mr. Moses responded, “Nothing, it imploded. Explosions are chapter 3.”
And that’s when I knew it was going to be the best class ever.




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