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Ass, Bad, and Children: zaynsamosa white person: eats chicken tikka masala once* i just... i feel so connected... to indian culture... I'm learning to speak islam.... check out my third eye..... chakra teaboot Every time see this. Every damn time. I'm immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. "Hit the gong to begin class", "Namaste, Children", "l wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle" ass bastard. "Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions" ass fucker. Mr. "Here's a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words" asshole. Pretentious- ass, condescending motherfucker. "Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?" "I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?" "No." "Then why are you asking" Every goddamn day. Fuck. "You seem tense." Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe l 'seem tense' because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven- foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli- smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like "a tree......... Is a Poem" and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I'm Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe l don't wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to "align our auras" or some shit Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing kumbaya' with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I'd go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don't wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I'm the 'troubled youth' you need to Robin Williams "O Captain My Captain" your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You're not "Enlightened", you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls Source: zintersoldier #Teaboot 238,334 notes Sep 29th, 2018 a tree Is a Poem
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Bad, Books, and England: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from Thomes the Tank Engine Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant Publishing 1963 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines the early thomas the tank engine books are prety istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend haucaons of his own death Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is in a tutnel and ea paint jab ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to ust him in here fonevr On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he mas chiino res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to We do here sold but Smudger aghed ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he Wewhy What did he do! tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind our shed Hell never mave again deducecanse This is so fucked up No isten Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime, and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda, ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways aiway Manaemet eare abou you Trust Ralway Manegement lay on Your Track It Could Be So 0 Much Worse Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe awesomacious: Thomas the tank engine.
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Bad, Books, and England: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from Thomes the Tank Engine Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant Publishing 1963 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines the early thomas the tank engine books are prety istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend haucaons of his own death Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is in a tutnel and ea paint jab ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to ust him in here fonevr On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he mas chiino res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to We do here sold but Smudger aghed ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he Wewhy What did he do! tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind our shed Hell never mave again deducecanse This is so fucked up No isten Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime, and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda, ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways aiway Manaemet eare abou you Trust Ralway Manegement lay on Your Track It Could Be So 0 Much Worse Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe Thomas the tank engine.
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Dude, Funny, and Jedi: <p><a href="http://airyairyquitecontrary.tumblr.com/post/170085734372/indigobluerose-thathighclassbitch-tienriu" class="tumblr_blog">airyairyquitecontrary</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://indigobluerose.tumblr.com/post/170085190711/thathighclassbitch-tienriu-katiekomics" class="tumblr_blog">indigobluerose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thathighclassbitch.tumblr.com/post/170083368947/tienriu-katiekomics-euphrates75-no-harm" class="tumblr_blog">thathighclassbitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tienriu.tumblr.com/post/169939711838/katiekomics-euphrates75-no-harm-to-any" class="tumblr_blog">tienriu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://katiekomics.tumblr.com/post/166120106451/euphrates75-no-harm-to-any-religion-its-just" class="tumblr_blog">katiekomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://euphrates75.tumblr.com/post/165284446008/no-harm-to-any-religion-its-just-a-lamp-ads-by" class="tumblr_blog">euphrates75</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!</p></blockquote> <p>I’m going to cry 😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown <i>or</i> as explicitly omitted.</p> <p>Very smart move there advertising script writers.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so wholesome</p> </blockquote> <p>was that last dude a frikkin Jedi</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#Australia">In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.</a>  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand <a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/90845887/How-many-Kiwis-are-Jedis-Stats-NZ-update-will-better-reflect-NZ-religions-in-2018-Census">it appears that on the new forms, <i>there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi,</i> rather than it being a write-in option.</a>  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)<br/></p> <p>So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.</p> </blockquote> <p>I got a chuckle out of this one.</p><p>“Christian rock?“<br/>“This one’s about me!”<br/>“They’re all about you!” 😂</p>
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Black Lives Matter, Memes, and Protest: DEAR WHTE WOMEN OVARE WE GONG TO FIX WHAT WE HAVE DONE DEAR WHITE WOMEN ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 Repost @kidd.bell: “Standing in a sea of pink pussy hats for the second year in a row I’m struck by how many well-intentioned women are still missing the mark. We have to start using our voices and our outrage to protest more than just misogyny. Whether you voted for trump or not, you benefit from white supremacy on the daily. So ask yourself, what are you doing to actively dismantle it? Do you show up for Black Lives Matter the way you do for the Women’s March? Do you defend the rights of immigrants as much as you do your pussy? Do you call out racism with the same fervor that you proclaimed MeToo? White women are oppressed, but we are also oppressors. And if we truly want to dismantle this system, we must first hold ourselves accountable. ✊🏼” . . (update by @kidd.bell: to all those feeling massive outrage against this post - ask yourself why. Why does me acknowledging our privilege, and asking you to think about ways you can better serve WOC, upset you so much? If you are doing tons to help the marginalized then why aren’t you supporting this post, and demanding the same of others? Sitting in discomfort is how we grow. If this makes you feel attacked, then it probably means that you are the one who needs to hear it the most. And if you don’t want to listen to my words then, listen to Angela Davis. Read Women, Race + Class to learn more about accountability and how all oppression is connected.)
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Love, Memes, and Taken: ADA MACAM-MACAM GODAAN OPPA BAGI FANGIRL running KDRAMEKITA LO GAMPANG TERG KATEGORIMANAGAES? ODA YANG Repost @kdramakita ・・・ Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu: oppa yang jombloh, oppa taken, ahjusshi jombloh dan oppa-ahjusshi suami orang 😆😆 Okee kalo gue sih yaa urutan yang pertama alias godaan yang paling ringan ada di oppa jombloh Kenapa? KARENA OPPA MASIH JOMBLOH JADI KALO BERADEGAN ROMANTIS CUMAN DI DRAMA ATAU FILM DOANG 😍😍😆😆 Di kategori oppa jombloh gue ngambil sampel Park Bo Gum, Jisoo dan Lee Jong Suk Mereka itu super duper high quality jombloh Kalo kejombloan gue sama lo mah mungkin kualitasnya KW (?) 😳😳😩😩 Next untuk godaan agak berat jatuh pada oppa taken alias oppa yang pacaran Ehem kenapa kok bisa gitu yak? Karena menurut gue auranya bedaa 😆😆 Auranya penuh dengan love love love is so good 🎵🎵 *mendadak nyanyi OST My Secret Romance* Pokoknya lebih menggoda aja dah menurut gue Gak bisa dijelaskan dengan kata2!! 😆😆 Oppa taken diwakili sama Bang Ubin, Mas Limin dan Nam Joo Hyuk 😘😘 Untuk godaan lebih berat jatuh pada ahjusshi mateng tapi jombloh Ituu aura kematangannya (?) sungguh bikin terklepek klepek gaess 😳😳😩😩 Makin tuaakk makin tamvaann, berkharisma!! Euuuhhh atuhlah yang mateng2 emang lebih menggoyang lidah (?) Ahjusshi jombloh diwakili sama Jo In Sung, Gong Yoo dan So Ji Sub 😍😍 Terakhir godaan tingkat berat jatuh pada kategori suami orang!! Sungguh perbuatan tidak terpuji naksir suami orang tp kalo oppanya kayak Jisung, Song Joong Ki atau Ahn Jae Hyun kita bisa appaaa 😩😩 Khusus Song Joong Ki meskipun nikah oktober besok, tp auranya udah kayak penganten baruu makanya dimasukin kategori suami orang 😛😛 Kalo lo godaan terbesar jatuh di oppa kategori apa gaes? 😆😆 . .

Repost @kdramakita ・・・ Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu: o...

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Africa, Clothes, and Crying: Deported for the 2nd time this week.... @chakabars It's so hard for Africans to travel Africa.. (Continued from the last post) I'm still crying, I've never cried for this long. I'm been so hurt, I'm not feeling sorry for myself. I'm feeling sorry for Africa. What am I going to do now, go back to slave privileges afforded by the destruction of African people. Capitalism was built on the destruction of Africa. I don't want capitalistic privileges, I don't want a European car, house, clothes, food or European racism. That in my eyes isn't success, I just want to be with my people in my culture in the lands that I was stolen from. Many people won't understand what has been done because they don't read enough about the subject, for all those about to cry privileged tears, talking about "Chaka you can't say Europeans!", I can and I did, sort your f*cking people out. Sitting on the fence talking about kumbaya, while Africa is raped and Africans are murdered by European police across the globe isn't good enough. If you are fighting racism then I applaud you, if you are European, and you take a stand to change things for the better then I applaud you, if you are just here for the memes and banter then you don't have a right to speak. As for f*cking white Jesus all over Africa, F*ck white Jesus, an invented white deity isn't gong to free Africans from white oppression. Neither is Islam, how are the African countries where islam is the main belief system structurally? They are messed up! How are you a religious leader and rich? You can talk all the Allah talk you want, what are you doing for Africans? What is use is there praying everyday but not doing anything. Look at what just happened at grenfell tower, look at how many Africans just died because of racism. We need unity... more below (If you make this about god I'll block you)
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