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Storm, Daughter, and Moment: PAAFOR t d That moment you realise your daughter is the same size as your Storm Troopers…

That moment you realise your daughter is the same size as your Storm Troopers…

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Storm, Daughter, and Moment: PAAFOR t d That moment you realise your daughter is the same size as your Storm Troopers…

That moment you realise your daughter is the same size as your Storm Troopers…

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Bitch, Books, and Confused: ReelLover InHollywoodland Follow l Verizon LTE 4:27 PMM 8% Maintain a high level of accuracy while balancing changes in workload. . Ability to type at least 50 WPM. * Proficiency in the digital and social media universe including Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, Pinterest, Google, blogs, etc.. Ability to adapt to changing priorities based on organizational needs Sense of urgency and pro-activeness. otivated self-starter. Bachelor's Degree required. EEITS Health, Dental, Vision Insurance, Short Term Disability, Long Term Disability, and Life Insurance PTO and Paid Holidays Business casual attire Positive Office Culture Job TFC Salary: $11.00 to $12.00 /hour 3 days ago report job Apply Now Follow @bodegafruit Why aren't millennials buying houses?" "Why don't millennials save money?" "Lazy millennials are ruining this economy" ReelLover nHollywoodland 8:27 AM -11 Jul 2018 39,636 Retweets 86,860 Likes blame-my-muses: goawfma: this is an insult I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point.  Got to the interview, and it turned out they didn’t want a barista, they wanted someone to spearhead their new cafe, as the cafe that had been in the store before didn’t want to resign their lease with the bookshop. They wanted to put their own cafe in its place, all new menus etc. They needed someone experienced to train their new staff, to handle window displays, to communicate with the bookstore owners about changes and needs of the cafe, to be able to handle inventory and ordering. Okay, I had basically done most of that stuff at my previous job. I asked if cafe positions would also be required/trained to work the bookstore.They would. They would be required to run the book sale counter, stock and reshelf books, and help bookshop customers find things. They would also–despite having an outside cleaning company–have to help maintain bathroom cleanliness. They’d have to take out trash, and clean spills, and vacuum. Wow, that’s a lot, I said. Is this a manager’s position, then? No, I was told, it wasn’t, but there was a chance that after a training period it might become one. And that made me pause, because I’d been working as the front-of-house manager at my cafe, and I knew how much work that entailed, and what kind of money I was making, and it was only the commute that had me looking for a new job.So I asked what the job paid.$8. E I G H T  D O L L A R S. Per hour. Barely above minimum. For all of that work. For someone they expected to get an entirely new cafe up and running, and then also do the work of the bookstore and the cleaning company as well. I thanked the woman for the interview, said I’d have to talk to my significant other about the impact a four dollar pay cut would have on our finances, and that I wasn’t sure it was the job for me. She asked me to sleep on it, and she’d call me the next day. This is a job I was way more than qualified for. I had years of experience doing exactly the things they wanted. It was a convenient location, close to my home–I could walk there if I absolutely had to. I did not go home and talk about that four dollar pay cut and what it would do to our finances. I knew as soon as she told me that not only was it not feasible for us, it was downright insulting. That little money? For a frankly ridiculous list of responsibilities and expectations?She called back the next day. I thanked her again, and told her in no uncertain terms that my time was worth way more than what they were offering.And whenever people bitch about Millennials being lazy, not spending money, not buying houses…whatever the complaint of the month is…I think about the very nice lady who conducted this interview, and how confused she was that I didn’t want the job. 
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Confidence, Facebook, and Friends: 12:38 PM Ce facebook.com **00o AT&T d.akasha.xo Fellas y'all think your mannerisms are harmless fun and girls overreact when y'all catcall us but let me explain it to you. When y'all follow us for blocks and our head is buried in our phones it's not because we're acting like we don't see you. We're actually paying a lot of attention to you. We're also in the group chat giving 5+girls a full description of what you look like and what you're wearing and sharing our location If anything happens they know who to look for. When y'all grab our arms on the street trynna talk to us and a few days go by and you wonder why you don't see us walk that way anymore it's because we rerouted our entire trip to avoid you possibly grabbing us again. When y'all see us at parties and make jokes about us always going to the bathroom in large groups it's because there's safety in numbers and 3 of us could fight off one of you a lot easier than one of us could. Y'all think it's fun and games, but for us it's terrifying. Y'all are literal strangers to us on the streets but approach us with all the confidence in the world. It's not funny. We grow up listening to our mother/aunts/sisters/friends etc. tell stories about their close encounters with men who felt lke they owed them something. We don't owe y'all shit. If y'all see someone walking by and you don't know them keep it at a simple "hi. Stop following us. Stop grabbing us. Stop demanding we pay attention to y'all when we're just trying to exist in peace. Keep this in mind for summer 17. shitmensendme: getinmelanin011: hoekagei: SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This is so so so so so fucking FUCKING accurate, oh my God!! Bringing this back for summer 18
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