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Apparently, Church, and Fail: captainlovelxce hey have i ever told y all about my cursed apartment building cursed how, you say???? well, here's the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further .i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a driveway with two columns on either side not a thing you usually see in this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well- known church with a big pink sign on the front. all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they'd be able to find my filat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal service) where we haven't been called by a lost courier usually, they are about thirty seconds away. "i'm by the church and i don't know where to go from here," they say. so we tell them, "it's the building right next to the church!! the one you're outside. that church. it's the next building along. it's opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns." without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost. i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i've been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my window a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn't figure out where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time, no trouble, and we don't know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate agents were so relieved to find the first people in a thousand years who could actually see this fuckin building . today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot) and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, "sorry, i went to the back of this building by mistake. weird right???" this building doesn't have a back it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn't have a back where did he go . . toastynoneofyourbusiness There's probably a wizard's pub somewhere around there and the spell keeps overlapping with the nearby buildings captainlovelxce i haven't really been interacting with the notes on this post bc it blew up unexpectedly and ive been rly busy, but reblogging again to say - holy fuck, there is actually a pub just down the road that's all boarded up and derelict but i HAVE seen people go in and out of it and sometimes you can see a light on in the upstairs window Source:motherfortuna #bahahahahah #sacred space #fairy circle 92,553 notes TFW you live in a liminal space
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Candy, Dude, and Facts: SWORN TO DEFEAT SEVEN EVIL EX-BOYFRIENDS IN ORDER TO DATE THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS, HAUNTED BY A TRAUMATIC PAST OF HIS OWN, PERSECUTED BY BANDMATES AND GAY BEST FRIENDS, HIS NAME IS TM COME ON SCOTT,. COME SCOTT! l4 JUST GIMME A SECOND! I NEED TO PICK THE BEST DRINK, OKAY?? RAMONA FLOWERS: American expatriate ninja courier (age THE MOVIE STARTS IN 20 MINUTES, AND t I STILL NEED TO GOTO THE Path unknown) WALLACE WELLS: Scott Pilgrim's cool gay roommate CANDY STORE. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, ANYWAY? THERE ARE TONS OF DIFFERENCES! JUST GOTTA DO THE MATH ON THESE POWER-UPS BESIDES, I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF SOFT DRINKS, THEY'RE ALL WEIRD AND BUBBLY. ur nutritive Nutrition Facts r 250 mL/par 250 Valeur nutritive Per 250 mi./par 250 ml % Daily Value % valeur quotidienne ength Force +1 % valeur quotidien telligence 0 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/ Vitesse +2 Strength / Force +1 Will / Volonté +2 ot a significant s Intelligence-1 To Hit/ Frapper +1 Speed/Vitesse +1 Will/ Volonté +3 fat, cholesterol, fibre, vitaminA C, calcium or iron of saturated fat, ficgnt source of saturated fat Not a set chaiesterol, fibre, vitamin A, e négligeable de lipides saturés trans, cholestérol, fibres, vita Source negs cholestérol, fibres, vitami SCOTT PILGRIM: indecisive loser-hero hybrid (23 years old) able de lipides saturés, vitamine C, calcium et fer SCOTT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW NOT JUST ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS /WHAT?! HA WALLACE DOESN'T HAVE GOODNESS IN HIS HEART!! WALLACE GOT US FREE TICKETS TO THE GAY COWBoy MOVIE OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO HIM! GREAT, NOW HURRY UP OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GET THE STUPID PEPS LINE WITH +3 TO WILL AND PAY FOR IT, AND YOU IDIOT! 15 MINUTES IN THERE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING!? WE'RE RUNNING TO THE CANDY STORE! FOLLOW ME! RUNNING? BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET A DRINK! I'LL DEHYDRATE! SH Mvsd Mo X/ IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR WALLET.. THOUGHT TODAY WAS ALL ABOUT FREE STUFF! NO, BECAUSE (A) YOU'LL TAKE HALF AN HOUR TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT, AND (B) NO SUGAR FOR YOU!! CAN I GET SOME FREE CANDY? CAN YOU MAKE IT idI HAPPEN? JUST SOME CHOCOLATE MAYBE? YEAH! UNLESS YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK AT THE CANDY STORE, LIKE ME THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ErS A FREE RIDE, DUDE! YEAH, ACTUALLY WE'RE SITTING IN A MOVIE THEATER FOR TWO HOURS, DUDE... I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING ALL GRABBY. NO SUGAR?! OH, DOES !「 IT'S REALLY FOR THE BEST THAT HE DIDN'T HE GET UP TO GO PEE HALFWAY HALFWAY? TRY SIX TIMES THAT'S A RECORD, NOT AN AVERAGE! GET A DRINK,THROUGH EITHER. THE MOVIE? 4. draconian62: FCBD:Free Scott Pilgrim

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Memes, New York, and Taken: Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as "late" It's the Trump administration's biggest reversal on immigration policy to date. Updated by Dara Lind | dara@vox.com | Nov 16, 2017, 11:43am EST Y TWEET SHARE 🚨 IMPORTANT DACA SHARE Many immigrants who did everything right to reapply for one last round of protection under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program — but missed the deadline due to circumstances beyond their control — are going to get another chance after reporting by Vox and others about how unfairly the administration enforced the deadline. The Trump administration initially claimed that 4,000 immigrants missed the October 5 deadline to apply for one last two-year extension of protections under the DACA program, which the administration announced in September would be shut down over the next six months (with an official end date of March 5, 2018). But reporting in recent days by Vox and the New York Times showed that an untold number of those applications had been mailed well in advance of the deadline — and had been delayed due to a mysterious weeks-long Postal Service slowdown, or had been dropped in a US Citizenship and Immigration Services mailbox on October 5 but not picked up by a courier service until the next day. On Wednesday night, the Department of Homeland Security announced that those DACA recipients will be allowed to reapply for renewal. The Trump administration isn’t guaranteeing that these applications will be approved. But it’s at least agreeing to consider applications it had previously rejected out of hand. That could mean another two years of protection from deportation for hundreds, maybe even thousands, of immigrants. And it marks the first major reversal on immigration policy from an administration that has generally taken pride in its hardline stance. USCIS will contact some immigrants who were affected — but others will have to contact the government themselves

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Chicago, cnn.com, and Facebook: A man was dragged off a United Airlines plane after refusing to give up his seat on an overbooked flight cnn.it/ 20ZnR4S The airline said the plane wouldn't take off until four people volunteered, according to one witness. Several disturbing videos posted to social media Sunday show a man being violently dragged off a United Airlines plane out of Chicago after the company overbooked the flight. Video posted to social media shows the man screaming as security personnel pry him out of his chair, causing his head to bash against an armrest. He’s then dragged down the aisle on his back as horrified witnesses film on their phones and scream out in disgust. "My God, what are you doing? No, this is wrong!” one woman cries as she watches the man being dragged past her feet. “Oh my God look at what you did to him! Oh my God!” Someone else describes the man as having “busted his lip.” Audra D. Bridges, who posted a video of the encounter to Facebook, told The Courier-Journal that airline staff were looking for one volunteer to give up a seat before the flight to Louisville, Kentucky, boarded. Passengers were offered $400 and a hotel stay. After the flight boarded, staff announced that they needed four people to volunteer to give up seats so that United employees who needed to be in Louisville Monday could take them. The amount was increased to $800, she said, and passengers were told the plane wouldn’t leave until four people volunteered. When nobody offered, staff announced a computer would select four people. One couple cooperated and left. The man in the video was also selected.

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Traverse City Record-Eagle Tri-City Herald Tribune-Star Ventura County Star Wisconsin State Journal ript The Norwich The Standard-Speaker The State mediamatters.org <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dazed-visions.tumblr.com/post/152747188797">dazed-visions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dalaisa-thirhi.tumblr.com/post/152746562253">dalaisa-thirhi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourownpetard.tumblr.com/post/152746469639">yourownpetard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediamattersforamerica.tumblr.com/post/152686849208">mediamattersforamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>With just days to go, Hillary Clinton has the support of a historic range of newspapers. <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/2016/11/02/racists-corruption-and-relatives-story-donald-trumps-newspaper-endorsements/214248">Donald Trump has a tabloid, a paper owned by a GOP mega-donor, and the most racist newspaper in the country.</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly, we didn’t even need the email leaks to see how completely the Hillary campaign controls the media did we?</p> <p>…that was the point you were making right?</p> </blockquote> <p>*Very loud backfire in the distance*</p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine having a culture of propaganda and brainwash so ingrained in your mindset that you see news outlets and journalists being blatantly and unashamedly biased towards a political candidate as a positive point for that candidate.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think it&rsquo;s tacky for any journalism outlet to endorse a particular candidate.</p>

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Crying, Doctor, and God: <p><a href="http://thepoliticalhippie.tumblr.com/post/139434271532/ragingcommonsense-tacticalshit-kentucky" class="tumblr_blog">thepoliticalhippie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://ragingcommonsense.tumblr.com/post/139433856558/tacticalshit-kentucky-lawmakers-bill-would" class="tumblr_blog">ragingcommonsense</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tacticalshit.tumblr.com/post/139426489155">tacticalshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1><strong><a href="http://www.tacticalshit.com/kentucky-lawmakers-bill-would-require-men-to-get-wifes-permission-for-viagra/">Kentucky lawmaker’s bill would require men to get wife’s permission for Viagra</a></strong></h1> <p><a href="http://www.tacticalshit.com/kentucky-lawmakers-bill-would-require-men-to-get-wifes-permission-for-viagra/"><img src="http://www.tacticalshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/viagra_1455623178125_852786_ver1.0.jpg"/></a></p> <p>A Kentucky lawmaker has put forward a bill that would require men to visit a doctor at least twice and obtain a signed permission slip from their wives before they could obtain a prescription for the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra.  (FOX)- State Rep. Mary Lou Marzian, a Democrat, acknowledged …</p> <p><strong><a href="http://www.tacticalshit.com/kentucky-lawmakers-bill-would-require-men-to-get-wifes-permission-for-viagra/">READ FULL STORY</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke</p></blockquote> <p>“(FOX)- State Rep. Mary Lou Marzian, a Democrat, acknowledged to the Louisville Courier-Journal that the bill has no chance of passing. However, she said the bill was a response to several anti-abortion measures, including a recently ratified law that requires a woman seeking an abortion to get counseling at least 24 hours in advance from a health professional.”</p><p>Another garbage democrat comparing literal life saving measures to getting viagra. God forbid someone about to make a life ending and life altering decision take one day to voice concerns and talk about their issues. Especially when we know abortion clinics lie and neglect patients.</p></blockquote> <p>Oh for crying out- *sigh*</p>
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Apparently, Jail, and Marriage: <p><a href="http://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/128331658528/rtrixie-priceofliberty-breakingnews-the" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rtrixie.tumblr.com/post/128331124274">rtrixie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/128330960493">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breakingnews.tumblr.com/post/128329736266">breakingnews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/">The Courier-Journal:</a> With Kentucky clerk Kim Davis remaining defiantly in jail, her office has issued a marriage license to a gay couple for the first time. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.breakingnews.com/topic/kentucky-same-sex-marriage/">Follow updates on this story with Breaking News.</a><br/><br/>Photo: Mike Wynn/Twitter<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2>We jailed a woman so we could replace her with someone else, what happens next will warm your heart</h2> </blockquote> <p>What exactly warranted jailing her, though? Her actions are grounds for firing her, but that’s about it.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Apparently she can’t be fired through the normal process because she was elected to her position. Removing her requires a convening of the Kentucky state legislature, which won’t happen until January (??? wat) and the arrest is for failure to obey a court order instructing her to issue the licenses. </p><p>It’s still wrong that jail is supposedly the only option, but clearly they can replace her duties and responsibilities once she is out of the picture, as demonstrated above. Why not just send her home without pay? Though maybe her position is ‘protected’ from such a thing (not jail, though).</p></blockquote> <p>Jail wasn&rsquo;t her only option. She was given the option to get out of jail if she simply agreed not to interfere with the other clerks, but she refused. She&rsquo;s only in jail because she chooses to be. If your government official your job is to uphold the law. If you feel you can no longer do that in good conscience, you step down. If you refuse to step down and refuse to do with the judge tells you and refuse any other option given to you, you go to jail. I&rsquo;ll be the first to admit that there are some messed up situations with some serious violation of the First Amendment rights, but this just plain is not one of them.</p>

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