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Beach, Old, and The Beach: That moment when Malfoy looks like an old hippie selling crack on the beach

That moment when Malfoy looks like an old hippie selling crack on the beach

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Crying, Dumbledore, and Fucking: stephenhawqueen a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay malfoycat neville: *messes up his potion* gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you neville: an idiot sandwich iamthepureblindraven no no no Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly* GR: What's going on? Neville: explains how he messed up* GR: Oh gosh okay...we can fix this, don't cry, see, it's fine now? Just be more careful when you're adding the Newt's eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes mira-of-sassgard Yes, he only screams when he's dealing with people that claim to know what they're doing and clearly dont, when hes teaching he's very kind and patient because they're stil learning wickedbitchofthewestcoast Hed probably do the bread thing to Malfoy therewerenorelevanturlsavailable nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but hes still a kid. It'd be the teachers fucking up that he'd have trouble with Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! Slughorn: It was a stressfu- Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?! or Ramsay: So you're going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? Dumbledore: It's for the greater good, professor Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor's face* What are you? Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are marauders4evr Okay, now I can reblog it! theiguanaamarillaart Idiot sandwich
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