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It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

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A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona Dating Apps Premium 2019 WRAPPED You have spent some serious time being single. Here is how much time you have spent on dating apps over the last 5 years. Let's hope you are single due to your personality, because the alternative is you are ugly. Top Dates Sarah S. Top Lies You Told Girls Your cat is cute 69,617 mins I love The Office I'm only talking to you I rarely drink You aren't like the other girls Laura T. Samantha R. Melissa R. 103,648 mins Stephanie M. 53,011 107,107 Top Hair Color Minutes on Dates mins 118,659 mins mins 3,600 Brunette 2017 2019 2018 2016 2015 niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona In perfect harmony You were pretty desperate. USC CLASS OF 2022 You discovered 304 new girls this year. But you really didn't vibe with anyone. 3,401 0% anted You didn't swipe right on one specific type of girl. Below is what you look for most in a match. Ethically FRESHME admission APPLICATIO You created 38 new profile pictures, watched 4 girls report you for being inappropriate, and spent 65 hours debating if you should give up on dating and get a dog. Jake, 29 O less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Has a pulse and will give you attention. Cute Face Jake, 29 O less than a mile away Little Waist As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell), I can relate to the current bachelor. Big Behind Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Good Personality Jake 28 O less than a mile away Ladies, if I can do this to Leo, imagine what I can do to you. : A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

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He’s one of those criminals. He’s probably one of those who we have deported a few times. That creepy ass smile when he pause and looks away is a dead give away. They are all criminals by breaking into a country illegally. 1911. 8 U.S.C. 1325 - UNLAWFUL ENTRY, FAILURE TO DEPART, FLEEING IMMIGRATION CHECKPOINTS, MARRIAGE FRAUD, COMMERCIAL ENTERPRISE FRAUD https:-www.justice.gov-jm-criminal-resource-manual-1911-8-usc-1325-unlawful-entry-failure-depart-fleeing-immigration 1912. 8 U.S.C. 1326 - REENTRY AFTER DEPORTATION (REMOVAL) https:-www.justice.gov-jm-criminal-resource-manual-1912-8-usc-1326-reentry-after-deportation-removal 1913. 8 U.S.C. 1327 - AIDING ENTRY OF CERTAIN CRIMINAL OR SUBVERSIVE ALIENS https:-www.justice.gov-jm-criminal-resource-manual-1913-8-usc-1327-aiding-entry-certain-criminal-or-subversive-aliens: "It's criminals in here. It is. But it is not that many' CARAVAN GROWS TO MORE THAN 7,000 AS MIGRANTS CONTINUE TOWARD U.S./MEXICO BORDER FOX NEWS 9:02ET He’s one of those criminals. He’s probably one of those who we have deported a few times. That creepy ass smile when he pause and looks away is a dead give away. They are all criminals by breaking into a country illegally. 1911. 8 U.S.C. 1325 - UNLAWFUL ENTRY, FAILURE TO DEPART, FLEEING IMMIGRATION CHECKPOINTS, MARRIAGE FRAUD, COMMERCIAL ENTERPRISE FRAUD https:-www.justice.gov-jm-criminal-resource-manual-1911-8-usc-1325-unlawful-entry-failure-depart-fleeing-immigration 1912. 8 U.S.C. 1326 - REENTRY AFTER DEPORTATION (REMOVAL) https:-www.justice.gov-jm-criminal-resource-manual-1912-8-usc-1326-reentry-after-deportation-removal 1913. 8 U.S.C. 1327 - AIDING ENTRY OF CERTAIN CRIMINAL OR SUBVERSIVE ALIENS https:-www.justice.gov-jm-criminal-resource-manual-1913-8-usc-1327-aiding-entry-certain-criminal-or-subversive-aliens
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bransrath: someoneintheshadow446: wynterroseskye: mother-teresa-with-a-dick: nunyabizni: bigwordsandsharpedges: loleepop-dizeez: knittedbreast: wombatactual: niggazinmoscow: These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING.. what do you expect from reporters. “Are you available to do a phone interview?” Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead.  This is 37,000 different types of revolting “was he white? If so” bitch what the fuck?! If he wasn’t white what you don’t care?! Isn’t that a leading question? Like if a lawyer said that to a witness in court wouldn’t that not fly? Journalists are crooks.  Was he white??? : Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow I arrn in a school shootincg righi now.. 11:59 AM-14 Feb 2018 Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow Still locked in. I checked the local news and there is 20 victims. Long live Majory Stoneman Douglas High. Alex Harris @harrisalexc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, this is Alex from the Herald. Are you OK? Can you follow back so we can talk about what happened? Sam Cornwell 25 256 @Samcornwell -11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Are you following the advice you've been given under such an event? Ignore the reporters until you're absolutely safe, Aidan Sasha Pezenik @SashaPezenik 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Aidan! Really hope you're ok! I'm with ABC News... Could you DM ipossiblk:? Ashleigh Kaufman @Ashleigh Kauf 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan I'm with WPBF 25 News..Can we and ABC News have perimssion to use across our platforms/partners? Are you available to do a phone interview? WCBSTV @WCBSTV .10h EW Replying to @TheCaptainAidan HI i am with CBS news in NYC. Can we use your photos? We will credit you on TV and online. Please stay safe FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan We you're doing ok, Aidan! Please stay safe!! Did you shoot this photo? FOX 5 & Fox TV Stations group would like to use on all platforms until further notice. Is that ok? Thank you. Michelle Lopez @MichiNBC6-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan hi are you ok?! can @nbc6 use this pic for our newscast? Meghan @MeghanBZ2-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan @TheCaptainAidan I work at CBS in New York. Are you ok?? Please: stay safe an (BS hawe peemmision to usc this phoio across our platform? Christina Zdanowicz @stinaz27 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, are you OK? We hope you are safe. Mind following back so we can hear more about what's going on? following we can hear more about whars goinc bransrath: someoneintheshadow446: wynterroseskye: mother-teresa-with-a-dick: nunyabizni: bigwordsandsharpedges: loleepop-dizeez: knittedbreast: wombatactual: niggazinmoscow: These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING.. what do you expect from reporters. “Are you available to do a phone interview?” Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead.  This is 37,000 different types of revolting “was he white? If so” bitch what the fuck?! If he wasn’t white what you don’t care?! Isn’t that a leading question? Like if a lawyer said that to a witness in court wouldn’t that not fly? Journalists are crooks.  Was he white???
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<p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171184197668/libertarirynn-bigwordsandsharpedges" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171184058864/bigwordsandsharpedges-loleepop-dizeez" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/171105556166/loleepop-dizeez-knittedbreast-wombatactual" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loleepop-dizeez.tumblr.com/post/171102217496/knittedbreast-wombatactual-niggazinmoscow" class="tumblr_blog">loleepop-dizeez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://knittedbreast.tumblr.com/post/171083732864/wombatactual-niggazinmoscow-these-reporters" class="tumblr_blog">knittedbreast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wombatactual.tumblr.com/post/171013517213/niggazinmoscow-these-reporters-underneath-this" class="tumblr_blog">wombatactual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niggazinmoscow.tumblr.com/post/170898594808/these-reporters-underneath-this-post-are-trash" class="tumblr_blog">niggazinmoscow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING..<br/></p></blockquote> <p style="">what do you expect from reporters. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“Are you available to do a phone interview?”<br/></p> <p>Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eedda42d7cd733606085629bf7a5eea7/tumblr_inline_p4fv2fSee81uin74b_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324" data-tumblr-attribution="various-cartoon-awesomeness:QWVHYLOXrkjhpdYIYk0VuA:Zb_Vze2T2FnCb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c424de591307550f3a01fa675363ef3/tumblr_p10ulyDjgc1w27jeoo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000" id="geom_inter_17_1519167236498_66"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69b59e9bb533bccc8252704516ffe73b/tumblr_inline_p4h0xw97vI1s402vm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“Did you see the shooter? Was he white?“ I am having a seizure. Please tell me that’s fake.</p> </blockquote> <p>No, <a href="https://www.poynter.org/news/imposter-tweets-made-it-even-harder-reporter-cover-florida-school-shooting">that one is fake</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Thank goodness. I can keep a tiny shred of faith for humanity tucked away.</p>: Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow I arrn in a school shootincg righi now.. 11:59 AM-14 Feb 2018 Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow Still locked in. I checked the local news and there is 20 victims. Long live Majory Stoneman Douglas High. Alex Harris @harrisalexc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, this is Alex from the Herald. Are you OK? Can you follow back so we can talk about what happened? Sam Cornwell 25 256 @Samcornwell -11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Are you following the advice you've been given under such an event? Ignore the reporters until you're absolutely safe, Aidan Sasha Pezenik @SashaPezenik 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Aidan! Really hope you're ok! I'm with ABC News... Could you DM ipossiblk:? Ashleigh Kaufman @Ashleigh Kauf 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan I'm with WPBF 25 News..Can we and ABC News have perimssion to use across our platforms/partners? Are you available to do a phone interview? WCBSTV @WCBSTV .10h IE Replying to @TheCaptainAidan HI i am with CBS news in NYC. Can we use your photos? We will credit you on TV and online. Please stay safe FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan We you're doing ok, Aidan! Please stay safe!! Did you shoot this photo? FOX 5 & Fox TV Stations group would like to use on all platforms until further notice. Is that ok? Thank you. Michelle Lopez @MichiNBC6-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan hi are you ok?! can @nbc6 use this pic for our newscast? Meghan @MeghanBZ2-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan @TheCaptainAidan I work at CBS in New York. Are you ok?? Please: stay safe an (BS hawe peemmision to usc this phoio across our platform? Christina Zdanowicz @stinaz27 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, are you OK? We hope you are safe. Mind following back so we can hear more about what's going on? following we can hear more about whars goinc <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171184197668/libertarirynn-bigwordsandsharpedges" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171184058864/bigwordsandsharpedges-loleepop-dizeez" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/171105556166/loleepop-dizeez-knittedbreast-wombatactual" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loleepop-dizeez.tumblr.com/post/171102217496/knittedbreast-wombatactual-niggazinmoscow" class="tumblr_blog">loleepop-dizeez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://knittedbreast.tumblr.com/post/171083732864/wombatactual-niggazinmoscow-these-reporters" class="tumblr_blog">knittedbreast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wombatactual.tumblr.com/post/171013517213/niggazinmoscow-these-reporters-underneath-this" class="tumblr_blog">wombatactual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niggazinmoscow.tumblr.com/post/170898594808/these-reporters-underneath-this-post-are-trash" class="tumblr_blog">niggazinmoscow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING..<br/></p></blockquote> <p style="">what do you expect from reporters. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“Are you available to do a phone interview?”<br/></p> <p>Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eedda42d7cd733606085629bf7a5eea7/tumblr_inline_p4fv2fSee81uin74b_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324" data-tumblr-attribution="various-cartoon-awesomeness:QWVHYLOXrkjhpdYIYk0VuA:Zb_Vze2T2FnCb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c424de591307550f3a01fa675363ef3/tumblr_p10ulyDjgc1w27jeoo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000" id="geom_inter_17_1519167236498_66"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69b59e9bb533bccc8252704516ffe73b/tumblr_inline_p4h0xw97vI1s402vm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“Did you see the shooter? Was he white?“ I am having a seizure. Please tell me that’s fake.</p> </blockquote> <p>No, <a href="https://www.poynter.org/news/imposter-tweets-made-it-even-harder-reporter-cover-florida-school-shooting">that one is fake</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Thank goodness. I can keep a tiny shred of faith for humanity tucked away.</p>
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