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elfwreck: misanthropemom: worthyourweightinfanfiction: thebiscuiteternal: strampunch: hmas-sydney: unbelievable-facts: Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the “Tunak Tunak Tun” video. Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant. What a lad posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece. Video: ClassicBackstory: *Genius* are we not going to discuss the fact that he dabs several times in this video that was made in 1998 bewdy Appreciation of this musical masterpiece is not limited to Indian people! : source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com lmage courtesy: SonyMusic India VEVO Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi's music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi's response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the "Tunak Tunak Tun" video. elfwreck: misanthropemom: worthyourweightinfanfiction: thebiscuiteternal: strampunch: hmas-sydney: unbelievable-facts: Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the “Tunak Tunak Tun” video. Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant. What a lad posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece. Video: ClassicBackstory: *Genius* are we not going to discuss the fact that he dabs several times in this video that was made in 1998 bewdy Appreciation of this musical masterpiece is not limited to Indian people!

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*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
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<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168329260752/katedrawscomics-timetraveldean-you-need-to" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://katedrawscomics.tumblr.com/post/165445977912/timetraveldean-you-need-to-watch-this-basically" class="tumblr_blog">katedrawscomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://timetraveldean.tumblr.com/post/156413344189/you-need-to-watch-this-basically-almost-all" class="tumblr_blog">timetraveldean</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You need to watch this, basically almost all nursing homes here in Portugal are doing the bottle flip challenge and it’s the best thing ever. Here’s one of the videos</p></blockquote> <p>the only acceptable dabs</p> </blockquote> <p>Thanks I love it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those dabs are the cutest thing I have ever witnessed</p>: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168329260752/katedrawscomics-timetraveldean-you-need-to" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://katedrawscomics.tumblr.com/post/165445977912/timetraveldean-you-need-to-watch-this-basically" class="tumblr_blog">katedrawscomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://timetraveldean.tumblr.com/post/156413344189/you-need-to-watch-this-basically-almost-all" class="tumblr_blog">timetraveldean</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You need to watch this, basically almost all nursing homes here in Portugal are doing the bottle flip challenge and it’s the best thing ever. Here’s one of the videos</p></blockquote> <p>the only acceptable dabs</p> </blockquote> <p>Thanks I love it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those dabs are the cutest thing I have ever witnessed</p>
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