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Butt, Fall, and Fucking: pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark July 28th 2014, 4:08:15 pm 30 minutes ago Source: jtoday WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don't they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg" me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday) WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. "but i look stupid!" lalalala but we'll avoid that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL (via jtoday and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital (via panconkiwi) That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it (via gallifrey-feels) There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it. (via intheforestofthenight) yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS (via pterriblepterodactyls) Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place (via dawnpuppet) If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE (via takshammy) Survival Tips
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Andrew Bogut, Baked, and Birthday: Maruchan Ramen Hoodie College Kid Broke Chleket Masterpost dailylifewithchronicillness: dallydaydream: atac-wolfe: medinaquirin: couple-a-hundred-of-em: As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! 3 Ramen Noodle Recipes: Ramen Noodle Stir Fry Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry Chicken Noodle Soup Chili Cheese Ramen Egg Drop Ramen Spinach and Ramen Ramen Spaghetti Ramen Alfredo Cheesy Ramen Noodles Mug Meals: Cheesy Eggs Mug Cheese and Broccoli Mug Mac and Cheese in a Mug Meatloaf in a Mug Nutella Mug Cake Cheesecake Mug Coffee Cup Quiche Coffee Cup Chilaquiles Mug Egg Scramble Microwave Recipes: Potato Chips Corn on the cob Scalloped Potatoes White Rice Fried Rice Baked Potato Chicken Casserole  Garlic Chicken Chicken Soup Casserole Caramelized Onion Baked Potato Soft Chicken Tacos Pancakes Recipe Generators My Fridge Food Fire House Chef Dinner in 15 Minutes Advanced recipe Generator Cuisine Recipe Matcher Super Cook Recipe Puppy Cook Thing Recipes by Ingredient Recipe Key Not Beans Again Ideas 4 Recipes Big Oven Other Resources Actual College Student Cookbook Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4] Free Birthday food [1] [2]  Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke. Reblogging because “broke” tips also convey extremely well to Survival tips. Learn to make something outta nothing. Reblogging for reference because I suspect I might be broker now than I was in university. Because it might be helpful for spoonies on a budget!

dailylifewithchronicillness: dallydaydream: atac-wolfe: medinaquirin: couple-a-hundred-of-em: As a college student, currently really hu...

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