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I'm at the park about to get a game of ball when I needed one more person for my team. You gotta be picky with who you pick up. You don't wanna pick up a Player of a Anthony Bennett caliber. There's was one guy who was tall on the other court. I go over to ask him if he wanted to play and he said he would once he warmed up. Right before the game he said throw the ball off the back board. This man flew like super nigga and did the most reckless NBA street dunk. I'm like bet we about to get this dub. We're playing and I give him the ball, he pulls up from about 15 feet. I've never seen a brick so serious.That Brick could build 2 orphanages and a senior center. He dented the back board with that one. A few possessions later I pass it to him cutting down the middle. Same result. The back board started crying. His Form ugly like a "my bad I feel asleep" text. Basketball was not made for such a rough jumper. Every park has that old guy who could have went Pro but got injured. His name was Terry and he was being guarded by the tall guy. The tall guy was trash talking Terry till Terry shook him with the slowest crossover. Crossover slow last the last 2 minutes of class. His ankles evaporated . Terry went up for the strong left. "Respect your elders young nigga". This man was a false prophet. I go up to him, "Damn bro you straight?". He said his ankle was messed up. He took off his shoe and his ankle was twerking. This wasn't a good sight. We continued playing with a replacement and lost 16-11. We had to many turnover and bad shots. I shoulda been more aggressive. Basketball taught me 2 valuable lessons that day. Don't judge a book by its cover and to Respect your elders.: WHEN A NEW NIGGA CALL NEXT IN A PICKUP GAME AND YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE HE NOT TRASH I'm at the park about to get a game of ball when I needed one more person for my team. You gotta be picky with who you pick up. You don't wanna pick up a Player of a Anthony Bennett caliber. There's was one guy who was tall on the other court. I go over to ask him if he wanted to play and he said he would once he warmed up. Right before the game he said throw the ball off the back board. This man flew like super nigga and did the most reckless NBA street dunk. I'm like bet we about to get this dub. We're playing and I give him the ball, he pulls up from about 15 feet. I've never seen a brick so serious.That Brick could build 2 orphanages and a senior center. He dented the back board with that one. A few possessions later I pass it to him cutting down the middle. Same result. The back board started crying. His Form ugly like a "my bad I feel asleep" text. Basketball was not made for such a rough jumper. Every park has that old guy who could have went Pro but got injured. His name was Terry and he was being guarded by the tall guy. The tall guy was trash talking Terry till Terry shook him with the slowest crossover. Crossover slow last the last 2 minutes of class. His ankles evaporated . Terry went up for the strong left. "Respect your elders young nigga". This man was a false prophet. I go up to him, "Damn bro you straight?". He said his ankle was messed up. He took off his shoe and his ankle was twerking. This wasn't a good sight. We continued playing with a replacement and lost 16-11. We had to many turnover and bad shots. I shoulda been more aggressive. Basketball taught me 2 valuable lessons that day. Don't judge a book by its cover and to Respect your elders.
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<p><a href="https://official-kircheis.tumblr.com/post/160197049518/i-love-this-comic-because-i-have-no-idea-how-many" class="tumblr_blog">official-kircheis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">I love this comic because I have no idea how many layers of irony it is on.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;how many layers of irony are you on?&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;Like 4 or 5.&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;you&rsquo;re like a little baby. Watch this:&rdquo;</p>: MM GIRL YOu ARE LOOKIN HELLA FINE FORREAL THO LISTEN, BUDDY, I CAME HERE TO DRINK AND DANCE. YOU GOT PLANS TONIGHT, BABY? 'M NOT JUST SOME SLUT FOR YOu TO TAKE HOME WHOA NOW WITH WHOM AND HOW OFTEN YOu HAVE SEX HAS NO BEARING ON YOUR VALUE AS A PERSON BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR BRUSQUE REPLY AS AN SIGN OF DISINTEREST WAY TO CHANNEL THE SYSTEMIC PATRIARCHY THROUGH FLAGRANT SE OF TERMINOLOGY THAT LACES SEXUAL PURITY ON A DAMAGING AND UNREALISTIC PEDESTAL I RESPECT THE CLEAR SIGNAL YOU'VE GIVEN AND HOPE THAT YOu HAVE A GOOD NIGHT Collegelhumor YOU ARE ONE SERIOUSLY CORDIAL MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BRO I NEVER SEEN THAT KINDA ACTIVE YOu SHOWED HER THE UNHEALTHY FLAWS INTRINSIC TO HER WORLD VIEW! YEAH I WAS ALL LIKE 'QUIT PERPETUATΔ°NG TOXIC CULTURAL STANDARDS LET ME BuUY SOCIAL AWARENESS! YOU A DRINK CLAP HILLARY a0i6 RESTEAT <p><a href="https://official-kircheis.tumblr.com/post/160197049518/i-love-this-comic-because-i-have-no-idea-how-many" class="tumblr_blog">official-kircheis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">I love this comic because I have no idea how many layers of irony it is on.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;how many layers of irony are you on?&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;Like 4 or 5.&rdquo;<br/>&ldquo;you&rsquo;re like a little baby. Watch this:&rdquo;</p>
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