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lolzandtrollz: New And Necessary Punctuation Marks: The "I'm Not Angry" Mark Usage: When you need to be brief, but you're not angry Example We need to talk The Sinceriod Usage When you want to break out of your cycnical shell and be truly honest with someone. Example: Oh, wow, Thank you, This sweater is just what I wanted Sarcastises Usage The opposite of the sinceriod. Use when you want to be sarcastic, but in a way that's totally different and better from whatever system you're using now. Example: Oh, wow. Thank you. This sweater is just what I wanted. Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon Usage: If you don't know when it's appropriate to use a semi-colon, and you're too lazy to learn, you can use this in place of commas, semi-colons, and periods. Pretty much wherever you feel like it Eхample: Now I can act superior and avoid learning anything I'm a stain on humanity Andorpersand Usage: One simple symbol for "and/or" Example: Some people hate the very existence of the phrase "and/or, " but these people are uptight &o stupid Mockwotation Marks Usage: For quoting something that someone didn't say, but totally would say with the way they're being right now. The written equivalent of doing an impression of someone by saying "Look at me, I'm so-and-so" and wiggling your hands by your head, and speaking in a high-pitched voice. I'm Stacey. I'm going to complain about being hungry but not offer any suggestions of my own, said Stacey. Collegelf Superellipsis Usage: For an extreme dramatic pause. When you want the reader to wait a good 20 seconds before reading the next part of the sentence. Maybe even imagine the lights flickering and some thunder crashing. Example: He paused, cautiously, as he approached the superellipsis. On the other side he found... more words! Collegelm Morgan Freemark Usage: Reminds readers that they can read words in any voice they want, so maybe they should read these words in Morgan Freeman's voice. Example: And so, Kevin took this big swig of vodka and straight-up ran head-first into the wall you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: New And Necessary Punctuation Marks

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laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1. 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 6. 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick road" laughoutloud-club: Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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srsfunny:New And Necessary Punctuation Marks: The "I'm Not Angry" Mark Usage: When you need to be brief, but you're not angry Example: We need to talk The Sinceriod Usage: When you want to break out of your cycnical shell and be truly honest with someone. Example: Oh, wow, Thank you, This sweater is just what I wanted, Sarcastises Usage: The opposite of the sinceriod. Use when you want to be sarcastic, but in a way that's totally different and better from whatever system you're using now.) Example: Oh, wow. Thank you. This sweater is just what I wanted3 wor ms eder Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon Usage: If you don't know when it's appropriate to use a semi-colon, and you're too lazy to learn, you can use this in place of commas, semi-colons, and periods. Pretty much wherever you feel like it. Example: Now I can act superior and avoid learning anythingj I'm a stain on humanity Andorpersand 8or- Usage: One simple symbol for "and/or" Example: Some people hate the very existence of the phrase "and/or, but these people are uptight 8 Colle Mockwotation Marks Usage: For quoting something that someone didn't say, but totally would say with the way they're being right now. The written equivalent of doing an impression of someone by saying "Look at me, I'm so-and-so" and wiggling your hands by your head, and speaking in a high-pitched voice I'm Stacey. I'm going to complain about being hungry but not offer any suggestions ofmy own,said Stacey Colle Superellipsis Usage: For an extreme dramatic pause. When you want the reader to wait a good 20 seconds before reading the next part of the sentence. Maybe even imagine the lights flickering and some thunder crashing Example: paused, cautiously, as he approached the superellipsis. On the other side he found... more words! Morgan Freemark Usage: Reminds readers that they can read words in any voice they want, so maybe they should read these words in Morgan Freeman's voice Example: And so, Kevin took this big swig of vodka and straight-up ran head-irst into the wall. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:New And Necessary Punctuation Marks

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<p><a href="http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/175988151126/aikiyun-rwby-its-time-to-stop-its-time-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aikiyun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/175977870676/rwby-its-time-to-stop-its-time-to-stahp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aikiyun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[RWBY] ITS TIME TO STOP!</p><p>ITS TIME TO STAHP! Punctuation abuse!</p><p>Remember guys, punctuation are very important.</p><p><a href="http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/174705826671/hey-guys-im-opening-up-ten-slots-for-commissions" target="_blank">Commission Info!</a></p><p><a href="https://ko-fi.com/M4M89BEQ" target="_blank">Buy me Ko-Fi!</a></p></blockquote> <p>Morning reblog~</p></blockquote> <p>If you say so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) </p>: NO! MORE FAUNUS ARE PEOF NOT FAP MATERIA MYTAI IT'S TIME TO STOP! MY RULE OBECTIE <p><a href="http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/175988151126/aikiyun-rwby-its-time-to-stop-its-time-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aikiyun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/175977870676/rwby-its-time-to-stop-its-time-to-stahp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aikiyun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[RWBY] ITS TIME TO STOP!</p><p>ITS TIME TO STAHP! Punctuation abuse!</p><p>Remember guys, punctuation are very important.</p><p><a href="http://aikiyun.tumblr.com/post/174705826671/hey-guys-im-opening-up-ten-slots-for-commissions" target="_blank">Commission Info!</a></p><p><a href="https://ko-fi.com/M4M89BEQ" target="_blank">Buy me Ko-Fi!</a></p></blockquote> <p>Morning reblog~</p></blockquote> <p>If you say so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) </p>

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Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂: A patient of mine with a heart on its nose @DrSmashlove Reddit u/hendo1685 Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂

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<p><a href="http://spiritphone.tumblr.com/post/166585988527/tiqqun-its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spiritphone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tiqqun.tumblr.com/post/166574046567/its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tiqqun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It’s really hard to believe this came from CollegeHumor in 2010.</p></blockquote> <p>we were better then</p> </blockquote>: The Demicolor Invented by a mad Andorran monk in 1422, the demicolon is a versatile (if a bit showy) punctuation tool. While a semicolon can only connect two related-yet-independent clauses, a demicolon can connect anything to damn well anything else it pleases. Then it calls all of semicolon's friends and leaves threatening voice- mails on their answering machines. Demicolon: connects an independent clause to another independent clause, a dependent clause, an adverb, a picture of a bear, the planet Neptune, some buttons, your mother, etc Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthu Yo semicolon, better not go to Modern usage: 1: "Grammar is not cool." 2. "Maybe this will change your tune ha BOOM 1: "I retract my statement. Please become my surrogate father." <p><a href="http://spiritphone.tumblr.com/post/166585988527/tiqqun-its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spiritphone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tiqqun.tumblr.com/post/166574046567/its-really-hard-to-believe-this-came-from" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tiqqun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>It’s really hard to believe this came from CollegeHumor in 2010.</p></blockquote> <p>we were better then</p> </blockquote>

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Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂): She was an old dog when she moved in with us - nine years old at the time. Last month she turned old enough to be able to vote Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)
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