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Ass, Basketball, and Cute: ATST CHED WITH HOPE ON 12218 Thanks for swiping right on Davidl In order to maximize your TinderTH experience, please choose how to proceed. Press 1 for cheesy pickup lines. Press 2 for sexual innuendos. Press 3 for a personalized poem Choose now! oday 8:40 A Today 3:58 Thank you for choosingin order to clacify, did you want each of your selections to be separate? If so, Press 1 now! if you want them to be combined, Press 2 Lets make it a little bit of a challenge Oh dang it okay Selection confirmed eday 453 PM I wish, tha with all of my heart, who goes to Drury she must be smart would take this poem I've written with glee and tell me the things that she thinks of me. She's cute and witty an absolute steal. Girt, you're thicker than a bowl of patmeal. Her music taste is keen and similar to mine K Dot is amazing Boy, can he rhyme! I know I'm ta and funny and cute, But I can't play basketball, No, I can't shoot But one thing I can and I don't mean to be crass, is pray that let's me pound dat ass I wish, that David, with all of my life, will write me poems f can I be his wifely)? for ever He's funny and cute, what a great snack We can only hope He's got a six-pack. If not, this girl likes dad bods too. I really just want you to be my But his height is outrageous, If only he knew, She might be a steal but she's pretty tall too. His smile is to die for he's probably got some class Oh, how I can't wait to tap dat ass To myself I wondered How sall could she be? 6'126'2? Or even 6'3" But then I laughed until I eould barely see surely she can't taller than me I do have abs but they don't A twig, I am. 185 lbs Your poem impressed me, but I Did you mean you want to tap my Not that tall, but fairly close. 6'1 am, not on my tippy toes. How impressed you make me, will all your rhymes. I may not be perfect But I can tell you're a dime. l might have slipped up, Why am I such trash? l really meant for you to tap MY ass Wow 6'0"7 Tall girls are my fave After we have sex I'd tell you good game And then we can go loak down on our peers From our higher altitudes, they'll cower in fear And then we can go and share Or maybe mosey on down to As for the slip up, i it's an honest Wont sway me from wanting your All of this sounds fun, but first i must ask Ey bby u got Snapchat? Iโ€™ve met my match. (Literally)
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Ass, Dat Ass, and Facts: Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal? <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/170456350137/legitimatelala-queenstravelingdarling" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://legitimatelala.tumblr.com/post/169659738636/queenstravelingdarling-thoughtremixer" class="tumblr_blog">legitimatelala</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://queenstravelingdarling.tumblr.com/post/169597892310/thoughtremixer-blackgiornogiovanna" class="tumblr_blog">queenstravelingdarling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://xtra.thoughtremixer.com/post/169595373222/blackgiornogiovanna-ellsworthej" class="tumblr_blog">thoughtremixer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackgiornogiovanna.tumblr.com/post/169542427360/ellsworthej-quasmellito-baiganchokah" class="tumblr_blog">blackgiornogiovanna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ellsworthej.tumblr.com/post/168967066799/quasmellito-baiganchokah-hallaisme247" class="tumblr_blog">ellsworthej</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://quasmellito.tumblr.com/post/168925156345/baiganchokah-hallaisme247-hi-imkingdavid" class="tumblr_blog">quasmellito</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://baiganchokah.tumblr.com/post/168907762342/hallaisme247-hi-imkingdavid-brattynympho" class="tumblr_blog">baiganchokah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hallaisme247.tumblr.com/post/168877566871/hi-imkingdavid-brattynympho-lordespino" class="tumblr_blog">hallaisme247</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hi-imkingdavid.tumblr.com/post/168524291421/brattynympho-lordespino-candiikismet" class="tumblr_blog">hi-imkingdavid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://brattynympho.tumblr.com/post/168453365148/lordespino-candiikismet-darkislovelyyyy" class="tumblr_blog">brattynympho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lordespino.tumblr.com/post/168453156782/candiikismet-darkislovelyyyy-this-shit-is" class="tumblr_blog">lordespino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://candiikismet.tumblr.com/post/168451568641/darkislovelyyyy-this-shit-is-still-funny" class="tumblr_blog">candiikismet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://darkislovelyyyy.tumblr.com/post/168443966108/this-shit-is-still-funny" class="tumblr_blog">darkislovelyyyy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This shit is still funny </p></blockquote> <p>Lmao what the hell! </p> </blockquote> <p>Lmfao fuck thatโ€™s me </p> </blockquote> <p>Why was he in jail? </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="350" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c58bada9bb36bcc7385acf431a32cf75/tumblr_inline_p0xmjgYeHp1tivzw6_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c58bada9bb36bcc7385acf431a32cf75/tumblr_inline_p2i7777mTL1r4y58t_540.gif" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="350" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c58bada9bb36bcc7385acf431a32cf75/tumblr_inline_p0xmjgYeHp1tivzw6_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/myc-Ng6cnxeduBzOlv5HtEQ">@illmaticraj</a> right now</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I donโ€™t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging</p> </blockquote> <p>Facts</p> </blockquote> <p>Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line </p> </blockquote> <p>Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo</p> </blockquote> <p>Just to put some context into this:</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Di4QYvXpaXlY"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/i4QYvXpaXlY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Let him go ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚</p> </blockquote> <p>The finger guns at the end just slay me ๐Ÿ˜‚</p> </blockquote> <p>Selling weed? Aight let him out.</p></blockquote> <p>If dat ass is thicc you must acquit</p>
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