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Beautiful, Blessed, and Chihuahua: Kaytlyn Marie Stone Great Pyrenees and Their Crazy Antics 3 hrs My beautiful boy! Like Comment gardeninthevoid: thathighclassbitch: how-to-train-your-writer: thathighclassbitch: speciesofleastconcern: teapotsahoy: twentyghosts: queerautism: actualdisasterbi: republicansareahategroup: scifinut: missanthropicprinciple: mcdyke: lesbian-lizards: jimmyfury: iskariotrising: PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY HES A DOG no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing. People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well. Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is. Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit. I work in a pet store. Can confirm. If I don’t know the sex of the dog, and say, I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses, I’ll get “well she’s a girl, so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions, there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from? And my manager wants us to separate boys coats/accessories and girl coats/accessories for accessibility for the customers……. like…….? ??????? They’re dogs. This. Is. BULLSHIT.Also, when I worked at a grooming salon, one groomer would bring in her family’s dogs. Poms, the lot of them. They all got bows. Even the boy. He was a goddamn beautiful dog.Customers got mad. About a boy dog wearing bows. A boy dog THAT WAS NOT THEIR DOG wearing bows. Let that sink in. Actually just like a week ago someone got testy with me because I put my female chihuahua in a blue polo shirt and they were like “she’s a girl she looks like a boy in that” and I was just like… She’s a dog. I am so tempted to put the biggest fucking pink bow I can find on my dog and parade him around the neighborhood.  Fuck this gender roles bullshit.  He’s a 12 year old dumbass who sometimes falls down the ONE (1) step on our porch because he gets too excited and forgets that he has back legs that don’t work right (vet says it’s a degenerative nerve thing, common in older labs).  HE WOULD GLADLY ROLL IN HIS OWN SHIT IF WE LET HIM - HE COULDN’T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF HE IS IN A BOW OR A BANDANA, I PROMISE. My puppy wears bandanas sometimes, including a really cute pink one with white hearts that I love. One time this old lady at the park was absolutely BAFFLED that I would put a pink thing on my Boy Dog. Literally accused me of trying to confuse people, asked why I’d put that on him. I was just??? It’s cute and I like it the puppy really couldn’t give less of a shit My cat Duarte is male and he wears a pink collar with a tag that says “Beautiful Angel Princess” on the side that doesn’t have my contact info, because he’s my beautiful angel princess obv, and it throws the vet staff for a LOOP every time People get upset when I walk boy dogs with my hot pink leash (because I lose leashes, so I like them highly visible.Like, one, maybe this dog has Victorian gender norms, and considers pink very masculine? two: it’s not the dog’s leash, it’s mine. People putting gender norms on house pets is wild. They’re just living cuddle bears they don’t have gender. The person who grooms our dog always puts little bows on his harness. Adorable. OH NO, NUGGET! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF. THAT’S NOT M A N L Y, NUGGET! OH NO HE’S WEARING AIRPODS HE CAN’T HEAR ME OH NO!  Oh n o oh gfpd I’m shahmking I m cr yjiing i was so fucking angry reading this post and then you blessed me with nugget
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Countdown, Drinking, and Drunk: www.unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com Keanu Reeves gave away almost all of his earnings from the Matrix (~£50 million) to the special effects team, turning them all into millionaires. "Money is the last thing l think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries"-he declared. paintedcowboy: walkingoutintherain: missshirley: music-in-the-bell-jar: 50shadesofyodaddysdick: holdtightclothing: longquark: putmeincoach: jehovahhthickness: airspaniel: utf2005: fluffy-overlord: bitchwhoyoukiddin: drst: unbelievable-facts: Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams. *fistbump* Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot. Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person. When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man. I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him. “Next few centuries” Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal. i love keanu reeves My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill Ted at him. I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.” He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it. Or so I thought. He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it. IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.” When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that. What a moment. An angel And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy. Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.  Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.  Just a wandering do-gooder, this man. #everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati) @curvethemoonshine
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Countdown, Drinking, and Drunk: www.unbelievable-facts.tumblr.com Keanu Reeves gave away almost all of his earnings from the Matrix (~£50 million) to the special effects team, turning them all into millionaires. "Money is the last thing l think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries"-he declared. paintedcowboy: walkingoutintherain: missshirley: music-in-the-bell-jar: 50shadesofyodaddysdick: holdtightclothing: longquark: putmeincoach: jehovahhthickness: airspaniel: utf2005: fluffy-overlord: bitchwhoyoukiddin: drst: unbelievable-facts: Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams. *fistbump* Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot. Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person. When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man. I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him. “Next few centuries” Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal. i love keanu reeves My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill Ted at him. I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.” He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it. Or so I thought. He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it. IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.” When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that. What a moment. An angel And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy. Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble.  Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night.  Just a wandering do-gooder, this man. #everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati) @curvethemoonshine
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Cars, Memes, and Throwback Thursday: PFC Preston smiling while being led into a patrol car Throwback Thursday w- @zulufucxs On February 17, 1974, at 2 A.M. an Army PFC named Robert K. Preston lost his fucking mind and stole a U.S. Army Bell UH-1 helicopter from Fort Meade, Maryland and flew that motherfucker to damn Washington, D.C. YouHaveLostYourFuckingMindHardcharger OhHellFuckingNo OhIsThatRight WeJustWannaStealFuckingHelicopters GoodToFuckingGo Once he got to D.C. he yanked and banked his happy ass on over to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and hovered for six minutes over the White House. Let me say that shit one more time with some stank on it. HE HOVERED OVER THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE FOR SIX MINUTES YouGotSomeFuckingBallsOnYouKid WhoTheFuckWereHisNCOsTho After he was done smokin’ and fuckin’ jokin’ over the White House he descended on the south lawn, about 100 yards from the fucking West Wing DontMindMe LegHanginOutThePhantom No one could believe anyone would be that fucking stupid or crazy so there was no initial attempt from the Executive Protective Service to light his helicopter the fuck up so he took off and this time was chased by two Maryland State Police helicopters. Preston gorilla pimped one of the police helicopters out of the sky by maneuvering his helo like it was a fuckin’ 87 Monte Carlo on fuckin 22s TwentyTwinTwinNiiigguuhhhh and then returned to the White House. This time, as he hovered above the south grounds, the Executive Protective Service lit his ass up with shottys and sub machine guns. DamnSon ThatYoAssBoi Preston caught a little bit of that work but it didn’t really faze him and he finally landed the helo. When they took the young homie Preston into custody he said he was heated because they didn't let him continue training to fly helos so he had to show out. Pilots get mad pussy and Preston was trying to get on that level so he wanted to prove he had enough skill to earn his wings. OkIseeYouPreston GoodInitiativeBadJudgement He spent 1 year in prison, got fined $2400, received a general discharge and was awarded triple OG status for being the most belligerent fucking PFC in the history of the Army. OAF TBT ZeroFucks OAFNation
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Moms, Pop, and Shade: schwerergustav: laughingsquid: Screen Pod, A Personal Pop-Up Screen Tent That Provides Shade and Protects You From Insects Belligerent soccer moms will be confined in the Shame Pod

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Memes, Control, and American: INTERNATIONAL U.S. STRIKES IN YEMEN Oct. 13 The U.S. destroyer Nitze carried out an attack in Yemen on Thursday, marking the first time the U.S. has become militarily involved in the Yemeni Civil War. The U.S. military launched Tomahawk cruise missiles against radar sites in Yemen early Thursday morning local time. The missiles were launched in retaliation against the Houthi rebels' targeting of U.S. warships on two separate occasions earlier in the week. _ For the past year and a half, Yemen has been embroiled in a civil war between the Shiite Houthi rebels who are in control of large swaths of the country, backed by Iran, and the ousted Sunni government of President Mansour Hadi, backed by Saudi Arabia, and supported by a host of other coalition countries. _ The U.S. military has provided logistical and intelligence support to the Saudis since March 2015, and the U.S. Navy has actively participated in the Saudi-led naval blockade of Yemen. Various U.S. lawmakers have criticized American support for Saudi Arabia in the conflict, citing apparent indiscriminate airstrikes on civilian targets, and high civilian casualties. Despite the support for the Saudi-led intervention, and a $1.3 billion arms sales to the Saudis, U.S. government lawyers do not currently consider the U.S. as a "co-belligerent" in the conflict, likely to avoid possible implications in war crimes. At least 4,125 civilians have been killed since the start of the conflict.

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Confused, Desperate, and Disappointed: Tone Vocabulary List Positive Tone/Attitude Words Playfu Pleasant Proud Relaxed Reverent Romantic Soothing Surprised Sweet Sympathetic Vibrant Whimsical Friendly Happy Amiable Amused Appreciative Authoritative Benevolent Brave Calm Cheerful Cheery Compassionate Complimentary Confident Consoling Dreamy Ecstatic Elated Elevated Encouraging Energetic Enthusiastic Excited Exuberant Fanciful Impassioned Jovial Jubilant Lighthearted Loving Optimistic Passionate Peaceful Negative Tone/Attitude Words Choleric Coarse Cold Condemnatory Condescending Contradictory Critical Desperate Disappointed Disgruntled Disgusted Disinterested Facetious Accusing Aggravated Agitated Furious Quarrelsome Shameful Smooth Snooty Superficial Hateful Apathetic Arrogant Artificial Audacious Belligerent Indignant Inflammatory Insulting Irritated Manipulative Obnoxious Outraged Passive Threatening Tired Uninterested Wrathful Boring Brash Childish Humor-lrony-Sarcasm Tone/Attitude Words Amused Bantering Bitter Caustic Comical Condescending Contemptuous Critical Cynical Disdainful Mock-heroic Sardonic Satiric Scornful Sharp Facetious Flippar Gidd Humorous Insolent Ironic Irreverent Mock-serious Patronizing Pompous Quizzical Ribald Ridiculing Taunting l easing Whimsical Wr Malicious Sarcastic Sorrow-Fear-Worry Tone/Attitude Words Aggravated Agitated Anxious Apologetic Apprehensive Concerned Confused Dejected Depressed Despairing Disturbed Embarrassed Fearful Foreboding Gloomy Grave Hollow Hopeless Horrific Horror Melancholy Miserable Morose Mournfu Nervous Numb Ominou:s Paranoid Pessimistic Pitiful Poignant Regretful Remorseful Resigned Serious Sober Solemn Somber Staid Neutral Tone/Attitude Words Admonitory Allusive Apathetic Authoritative Baffled Callous Candid Ceremonial Clinical Consoling Contemplative Conventional Detached Didactic Disbelieving Dramatic Earnest Expectant Factual Fervent Formal Forthright Frivolous Intimae Judgmental Learned Loud Lyrical Matter-of-fact Meditative Nostalgic Objective Obsequious Patrioti Persuasive Pleading Pretentious Provocative Questioning Reflective Reminiscent Resigned Restrained Seductive Sentimental Serious Shocking Sincere Unemotional Urgent Vexed Wistful Zealous Histrionic Humble Incredulous Informative Inquisitive Instructive obrienhoe: blackwingedgabriel: writeinspiration: boilingheart: Y’all little writers go on and have fun now Looking to spice up your writing? Tired of using the same words over and over? Help is here! Excellence!Also remember: don’t use long words for the sake of looking good. Use whichever word fits the sentence best. this is for all my lovely followers who want to/do write as well and it’s for myself lol

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Facebook, Fucking, and Guns: OPEN CARRY for white people: for black people: ICAGO BELLIGERENT WHITE GUY CARRIES AR-15 INTO AIRPORT AND COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING QUESTIONED 12-YEAR-OLD TAMIR RICE MURDERED BY POLICE WITHIN SECONDS OF BEING SEEN PLAYING WITH A TOY GUN. SHARE BECAUSE OPEN CARRY IS NOT A GAME! BRAVENEW AILMS facebook.com/bravenewfilms <p><a href="http://logicd.tumblr.com/post/121067869606" class="tumblr_blog">logicd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>&gt;race baiting this hard<br/>&gt;muh lawful white open carry but lets ignore it and say belligerent white<br/>&gt;ignoring the 911 calls saying tamir was pointing the gun at people pretending to shoot them and how realistic it was and had no orange tip but lets like he was at zero fault what so ever along with his parents<br/>&gt;using a 12 year kid as some advocate for black open carry<br/>&gt;illegal as hell anyway <br/>&gt;<a href="https://i.imgur.com/BJB0GcC.jpg">ignoring the white kid who got killed for the same reason when the toy wasnt even a gun in the first place</a></p><p>fucking retards trying to act like non whites get gunned down for carrying a gun legally every day and pretending that the biggest victim of police and civilian harassment over open carry or guns in general isnt whites who make up 99% of the videos of open carry advocates getting arrested or getting shot </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="360"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/321ede1bbc1d0eb0bbf2296d1914e9ea/tumblr_inline_npnl3e39cg1r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="360"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1024" data-orig-width="768"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/320b908c69f92e9b67c31e8de3a68f26/tumblr_inline_npnl3tmcQ61r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1024" data-orig-width="768"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="728" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce6f5fdabd2eb1c1e07625c427b6f9cf/tumblr_inline_npnl40rAYP1r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="728" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="830" data-orig-width="766"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/85c818137982e450df38ef0328f2e43b/tumblr_inline_npnl50Bsks1r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="830" data-orig-width="766"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="621" data-orig-width="311"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/31428b088578f34f8a8ccefd9f18bb2d/tumblr_inline_npnl5dHAls1r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="621" data-orig-width="311"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a50c2963b308478cb90c2554355f12c/tumblr_inline_npnl5ofBp01r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="933" data-orig-width="511"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/532f7db6b12603769af1ebd7a43b4f76/tumblr_inline_npnl5ygTVn1r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="933" data-orig-width="511"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="412" data-orig-width="618"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aace41c603ed18af7ae54f0ae3ea44c6/tumblr_inline_npnl6ijbSV1r7h0b1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="412" data-orig-width="618"/></figure><p>Fucking losers all of you</p></blockquote>
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