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America, Bad, and Bless Up: Woke up to this. He isn't allowed on the bed so he kept his hind legs on the floor. Reddit u/AndThatsAllSheWrote @DrSmashlove Ladies and gentlemen I gotta speak on something right quick before this become a epidemic. We need to collectively hold hands as Americans and address this issue. In the airport security line today I done seen not one. Not two. Not een three. FOUR young tings wearing the following outfit: colorful Crocs or Birkenstocks. Colorful a$$ socks. Black tights. Big baggy a$$ t shirt. No makeup. Hair disheveled. Not like a bird’s nest bc that could be a look, nah. Like someone had cocked a shotgun and SHOT a bird’s nest - “Smash, who would SHOOT a bird’s nest?” - EXACTLY - who would have this hair style in a public place?! 😂 Now u gon say, well it was probably early morning, what do u expect. NAH. TWO PM IN THE MF AFTERNOON 😂. Now it wouldn’t had been bad but then u got these lil tings flying back to Latin America unpacking they carry on full of Reese’s, M+M’s, Pringles, XBOX controllers and other gifts for people back home. These ladies dressed like they going to a fancy dinner bruv! Same age group! Lil nice pair of loafers, slim jeans, lil sportcoat, lil Louis Bag. Dignified! U feel me? Like the rich kid in ya high school like how his sexy mama dressed lmao u feel me? Like that! Side note: how everyone in Peru and Panama got a Louis canvas that Louis canvas ISPURNSIVE! Not expensive but like 2 chain and yo Gotti say ISPURNSIVE LMAO! Now u gon say “WELL AMERICAN GIRLS ARE CASUAL SMASH WHAT DO U EXPECT THIS ISN’T SOUTH AMERICA U WANT A SOUTH AMERICAN WOMAN THEN GO TO SOUTH AMERICA OL ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LOOKIN A$$. RICKY MARTIN SHIRT UNBUTTONED TO YA BELLY BUTTON...LOOKIN A$$.” Chill. U ain’t have to lump me with Ricky Ricardo for making a observation. I’m just saying it’s ladies dressing like grow folk and it’s ladies dressing like they headed to a fifth grade slumber party IF U AIN’T IN FIFTH GRADE ANY MORE U AIN GOTTA DRESS LIKE A FIFTH GRADER. IT’S HIGHER GRADES NOW LOL. YOUR FOREIGN COUNTERPARTS ARE DRESSING LIKE THEY GETTING A MBA DEGREE I’M JUST LETTING U KNOW. GO HEAD ROAST ME NOW. I’M JUST SAYING BAN THIS CANCER OF AN OUTFIT BEFORE IT GET TRACTION BLESS UP 😂😂😂
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Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I model🙈 Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it 🙈🙄 So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more 🙈🙈❤️ (best experiment I ever conducted)
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Crime, Drone, and Memes: When people bring up Obama's drone strikes but don't know the Pentagon authorizes them in the first place. Yet turn a blind eye that Trump continued the policy ALL LIVE MATT! The eight-year-old daughter of a radical preacher was among a large group of civilians reportedly killed during a US dawn raid in Yemen, the first military operation overseen by Donald Trump. Around 30 people, including 10 women and children, are thought to have been killed by American military personnel in the rural Yakla district of al-Bayda in the south of the country, according to medical staff.Eight-year-old American girl 'killed in Yemen raid <approved >by Trump' Anwar al-Awlaki’s daughter, Nawar, may have been fatally shot in intelligence operation on al-Qaida that left at least 14 people, including a US commando, dead.President Donald Trump <personally >approved a US commando raid in Yemen that left one elite serviceman dead and may have killed an eight-year-old American girl, the US military has told the Guardian.An eight-year-old girl, Nawar al-Awlaki, was killed in the raid, according to her family. Nawar, also known as Nora, is the daughter of the al-Qaida propagandist and American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki, who was killed in a September 2011 US drone strike in Yemen. Awlaki’s 16-year-old son Abdulrahman was killed in a second drone strike soon afterwards. On the campaign trail, Trump endorsed killing relatives of terrorist suspects, which is a <war crime>. “The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families,” he told Fox News in December 2015. 17thsoulja BlackIG17th alllivesmatter
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Barbie, Braids, and Clothes: Black Mother Creates "My Natural Doll' With Kinky Hair For Black Girls blogged by: @avah taylor @balleralert Black Mother Creates 'My Natural Doll' With Kinky Hair For Black Girls - blogged by @avah_taylor - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When she couldn't find any dark-skinned dolls with kinky hair that resembled her daughters, Congolese, Atlanta-based hairstylist MushiyaTshikuka created her own. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an Instagram post, Mushiya explained her frustration with searching for a black doll on the market that was a reflection of her two daughters, Kasai, 7, and Keleshe, 5. “I refused for my gorgeous black girls to have white dolls because I was not in the mood to confuse their confidence. I had worked so hard on it,” she wrote. “But every black doll I saw had yarn, straight hair, long synthetic whitish curls or were just BALD.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When friends and family bought them white barbies, Mushiya would return them or throw them away. The “Cutting It in the ATL” reality star, 36, said she even went to America's biggest doll store — American Girl — and the black doll they sold “was dressed in slave clothes,” but she refused to buy her little girls a doll that “didn't look like them or celebrate their greatness & beauty.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She told PEOPLE, “I understand the psychology behind the toys that children play with — they want to become like what the dolls look like, and my daughters are black with kinky hair. I didn’t want them to say, ‘I want to be a white girl with straight hair.’ ” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After her daughters and older son suggested they make their own doll instead, Mushiya created My Natural Doll. The first doll in the line is named Keleshe and costs $195. She wears an African-print babydoll dress, has dark skin and 100% Virgin Afro Kinky hair from the Runway Curls hair line that can be twisted, braided, and washed. The doll also comes with a song that features empowering lyrics about self-love. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It is important that our little girls are constantly exposed to a reflection of themselves — beautiful dark skin and kinky hair like that which grows out of their own head,” says Mushiya. blackgirlsrock buyblack blackgirlmagic melanin

Black Mother Creates 'My Natural Doll' With Kinky Hair For Black Girls - blogged by @avah_taylor - ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When she couldn't find any dark-s...

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