🔥 Popular | Latest

Best Friend, Death Star, and Fucking: Unknon to Kenobi, he was also being rigorousy hunted red several Jedi in order to ind Kennhis whereakouts, and sparing no expense to do so. This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however thefeelofavideogame oloontherocks notanotherreylobl ebaconsandwichofre azumarikO l he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can't find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again i'd like to remind everyone again that it's literally canon that Vader can't step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i dont li ke sand okay but what if everyone was like vader, kenobi's on tattooine he's obviously on tattooine. he's been there for years. he's just right fucking there, we all know it. and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they're magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like no i don't like that try again kenobi's just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn't need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND' and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino he's on tattooine, palpatine says nuh uh, vader says, and peers under a couch. they built the entire death star just to blow up tatooine cause vader refuses to go there <p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/164304087765/kenobi-analysis" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kenobi analysis</p></blockquote>
Save