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Beef, Elf, and News: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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Bad, Creepy, and Cute: i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to do they have to be attached I love your need to make everything cute sounds creepy I love that Well I's funny how you can make everything sound creepy/wrong but the things that you like Make this creepy: Skittles are very good it depends where you put them you challenged a god Make this creepy: An instrumental cover of a well-known song plays from another room. It starts slow rhythm inconsistent, like a child struggling with a hand-played music box. It is the unmistakable tune of Despacito, played on an old circus organ. You open your eyes slowly and squint up at a single, flickering bulb. Your head aches. How did you get here? The music throbs against the bathroom's crumbling tile walls. You are standing in front of a ceramic sink, the bowl chipped and yellowed with age. You have no memory of this place. The music speeds up. Your hands are stained with something dark and rotting. A strange taste lingers in your mouth. How did you get here? You lean towards the mirror. Your face is haggard, your eyes bloodshot. Your reflection leans forward and whispers, "Despacito can you do llike wearing glasses Most people have never seen me without my glasses. I wear them all the time. All day, at home, in bed, even in the bath sometimes. I pretty much only take them off to shower or sleep. And even then I keep them within arm's reach. Igot my first pair in middle school, and it changed my life. I've switched styles plenty of times over the years, Right now I own three pairs, not including my backups and prescription sunglasses. I'm always paranoid about losing or breaking the ones I'm wearing. Most people would be surprised to find out my eyesight isn't even that bad. ReallyI only need corrective lenses for distance. I could manage most things without them. But I like wearing glasses Not that it can't be frustrating at times Eyeglasses are always getting smudged or dirty. I have to clean mine constantly. They're fragile, and can be scratched or bent. They fall off, go askew, steam up, and collect water drops when it rains. You have to keep a protective case on hand, and a soft cloth, and glass cleaner. They can be a lot of trouble. Honestly, contact lenses would be so much more convenient I did try to switch, once. I bought a box of those new disposable contacts. And it was great at first-just put them on and go. It was freeing. My eyes adjusted quickly-no itching or redness. It didn't even feel that strange not having something on my face for the first time in years. I really thought they were going to work. They didn't, in the end. Maybe it's something about the material, the difference between actual glass versus whatever polymer the contacts were made from. Maybe it has to do with lens shape, or distance. Maybe it's even just psychological-something to do with the fact that glasses just feel more protective. I had hoped now that I was older, perhaps I wouldn't need protection. Perhaps they wouldn't come after me the way they did when I was a child. I was wrong. Glasses stop the dark things from moving you see. If I don't wear them, I start seeing the things again. Out of the corners of my eyes. In the shadows of the room. Glasses are the only thing I've found that keeps them still. And that's important. Because you see, the things aren't just moving-theyre moving closer Gaud it's past 1 am please Sometimes I just think Gaud is moved by the full and pure force of f people's minds ucking up other why the flip do u think i spend so much time on this hellsite 57,107 notes They challenged a god. They will pay for their hubris

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Beef, Elf, and News: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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Beef, Elf, and News: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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Beef, Elf, and News: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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Beef, Elf, and News: Shakespeare Insult Kit To create a Shakespearean insult Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless ba beslubbering bootless churlish base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed en-sucked Elap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorg baggage barnacle bladder bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole cox codpiece death-token craven currish dissembling errant awning tobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious arring loggerheaded lumpish manmering mang mewling paunchy pribbling puking CL flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet ud haggard half-taced hasty-witted hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger joithead lewdster idle-headed i11-breeding i1l-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing maggot-pie malt-worm qualling rank ree measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate ruttish saucy pleeny tottering UnMUzzLed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained ve villainous wayward yeasty varlot vassa whey-face d-spotted unchin-snouted weather-bitten you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Shakespeare Kit

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Big Dick, Church, and Dad: liamdryden a-wild-haggis a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I'm trans and now he's threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What's he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, "HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3" EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN'T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??" is wild. What's it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? "HELLO, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED." What the fuck a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Odds are he's more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I'm trans first? What then, coward? grimthetransman That's such a power move dualclock This is exactly the struggle I'm having with my own mother right now and honestly? i sort of did that, but at the church i grew up in. my mom was like "oh so what if i tell the whole church youre trans" as if she had forgotten that nearly everyone who goes to my church is actually gay, like elderly retired gay couples, so i was like "haha okay," and told everyone. And lemme just say, watching a 5'2", 87 year old gay man stop my mother mid-sentance to say "Actually, I think he prefers to go by Aiden now." was the BIGGEST dick energy ive ever seen Source: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy 168,671 notes That old man has real big dick energy
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Amazon, Philadelphia Eagles, and Friday: RIOT FEST AND CARNIVAL E2CHICAGO, ) ILLINOIS DOUGLAS PARK 11-13 019 RIOTFEST.ORG R TICKETFLY.COM FRIDAY, SEPTEMB R 11 NO DOUBT FAITH NO MORE MOTORHEAD ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTS TT M ALKALINE TRIO COHEED AND CAMBRIA FLOGGING MOLLY SLIGHTLY STOOPID THRICE DIRTY HEADS ANTHRAX EAGLES OF DEATH METAL AGAINST ME! BAYSIDE MEST ATREYU LEE SCRATCH PERRY THE EXPENDABLES LIVING COLOUR FISHBONE DEATH MARIACHI EL BRONX EVERY TIME IDIE REAL FRIENDS 88 FINGERS LOUIE MUSTARD PLUG INTO IT OVERIT POST MALONE WITH FKI CHEF SPECIAL BARB WIRE DOLLS THE COATHANGERS PRAYERS SPEEDY ORTIZ WHITE MYSTERY GROUND UP SKINNY LISTER DIRTY FENCES ALEX WILEY HEEMS PSALM ONE DREAMERS FAULKNER ELLZAPOPPINCRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 RANCID PERFORMING AND OUT COME THE WOLVES BILLY IDOL TAKING BACK SUNDAY SYSTEM OF A DOWN IGGY POP DRIVE LIKE JEHU MERLE HAGGARD ALEXISONFIRE THE ACADEMY IS... PERORMING ALMOS THE LAWRENCE ARMS ECHO& THE BUNNYMEN BOOTSY COLLINS RUBBER BAND THE DAMNED PENNYWISE DESAPARECIDOS THE JOY FORMIDABLE THE DEAD MILKMEN THE THURSTON MOORE BAND FIDLAR MILLENCOLIN AMERICAN NIGHTMARE SWERVEDRIVER GWAR LIFETIME JOYCE MANOR CIV THE MOVIELIFE STEVE IGNORANT AND PARANOID VISIONS THE DEAR HUNTER THE ATARISATS EXT ours MODERN LIFE IS WAR PERFORMING WITNESS FIT FOR RIVALS FLATFOOT 56 TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET CHON COUNTERPUNCH DIRECT HIT! SLEEP ONIT THE BROKEDOWNS MEAT WAVE ELWAY INDIAN HANDCRAFTS PEARS CLOWNS DIE SELLOUTZ HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA MAYDAY PARADE BABES IN TOYLAND SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 MODEST MOUSE THE PRODIGY SNOOP DOGG PERFORMING DOGCYSTYLE DAMIAN JR.GONG MARLEY TENACIOUS D RODRIGOY GABRIELA L7 STEPHEN "RAGGA" MARLEY KONGOS CYPRESS HILL YELAWOLF THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA DE LA SOUL ANDREW MCMAHON IN THE WILDERNESS NEW POLITICS JIMMY CLIFF ANDREW W.K LESS THAN JAKE MORGAN HERITAGE DOOMTREE HUM TARRUS RILEY THE DWARVES CUTS&PUSSY TOMMY STINSON KEVIN DEVINE JO MERSA ALVVAYS THE WHITE BUFFALO BLACK-AM-I SKIP MARLEY KNUCKLE PUCK JAZZ CARTIER HAVE MERCY SUPERHEAVEN FOXING BEACH SLANG CAYETANA BLIS NORTHERN FACES SOUVENIRS SKATING POLLY SIGNALS MIDWEST MODERN CHEMISTRY TASHA THE AMAZON FOXTROTT TWIN RIVER INDIAN SCHOOL THE MUNICIPAL DRAINAGE PROJECT HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE RIOT FEST 2013 LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE 107 lost fm System of a Down headlines @Riot_fest tomorrow at 8:45pm. Get tix now: http:-bit.ly-1M1ZatS RIOTFEST systemofadown
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Amazon, Chicago, and Drugs: RIOT FEST AND CARNIVAL n Scenic DOUGLAS PARK BCHICAGO ILLINOIS 11-13 01 RIOTFEST.ORG ใฎ TICKETFLY.COM OR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 NO DOUBT FAITH NO MORE MOTร–RHEAD ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTSSRUTTACOMPTON RX ALKALINE TRIO COHEED ANDCAMBRIA FLOGGING MOLLY SLIGHTLY STOOPID THRICE DIRTY HEADS ANTHRAX EAGLES OF DEATH METAL AGAINST ME! BAYSIDE MEST ATREYU LEE SCRATCH PERRY THE EXPENDABLES LIVING COLOUR FISHBONE DEATH MARIACHIEL BRONX CIV EVERY TIME I DIE REAL FRIENDS 88 FINGERS LOUIE MUSTARD PLUG INTO IT. OVER IT. POST MALONE WITH FKI CHEFSPECIAL MARMOZETS BARB WIRE DOLLS THE COATHANGERS PRAYERS SPEEDY ORTIZ WHITE MYSTERY MAIN ATTRAKIONZ GROUND UP SKINNY LISTER ALEX WILEY HEEMS PSALM ONE DREAMERS FAULKNER HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 SYSTEM OF A DOWN IGGY POP RANCID PERFORMING AND OUT COME THE WOLVES BILLY IDOL TAKING BACK SUNDAY OST HERE THE LAWRENCE ARMS ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN BOOTSY COLLINS RUBBER BAND THE DAMNED PENNYWISE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA MAYDAY PARADE BABES IN TOYLAND DESAPARECIDOS THE JOY FORMIDABLE THE DEAD MILKMEN FIDLAR MILLENCOLIN AMERICAN NIGHTMARE SWERVEDRIVER GWAR LIFETIME JOYCE MANOR RODRIGO Y GABRIELA DRIVE LIKE JEHU MERLE HAGGARD ALEXISONFIRE THE ACADEMY IS... PERFORMI THE MOVIELIFE STEVE IGNORANT AND PARANOID VISIONS THE DEAR HUNTER THE ATARIS RATRE2x MODERN LIFE IS WAR PERFORMING WITNESS FIT FOR RIVALS FLATFOOT 56 TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET CHON COUNTERPUNCH DIRECT HIT! DIRTY FENCES SLEEP ON IT THE BROKEDOWNS MEAT WAVE ELWAY INDIAN HANDCRAFTS PEARS GATEWAY DRUGS CLOWNS DIE SELLOUTZ THE ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 MODEST MOUSE THE PRODIGY SNOOP DOGG PERFORMING DOGCYSTYLu DAMIAN "JR. GONG" MARLEY TENACIOUS D L7 STEPHEN "RAGGA" MARLEY KONGOS CYPRESS HILL YELAWOLF THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA DE LA SOUL ANDREW MCMAHON IN THE WILDERNESS NEW POLITICS JIMMY CLIFF NDREW W.K. LESS THAN JAKE THE THURSTON MOORE BAND MORGAN HERITAGE DOOMTREE HUM TARRUS RILEY THE DWARVES0 CUTS& PUSSY TOMMY STINSON KEVIN DEVINE JO MERSA ALVVAYS THE WHITE BUFFALO BLACK-AM- SKIP MARLEY KNUCKLE PUCK JAZZ CARTIER HAVE MERCY SUPERHEAVEN FOXING BEACH SLANG CAYETANA BLIS NORTHERN TWIN RIVER INDIANSCHOOL THEMUNICIPAL DRAINAGE PROJECT HELLZAPOPPIN CIRCUS SIDESHOW REVUE ES SOUVENIRS SKATING POLLY SIGNALS MIDWEST MODERN CHEMISTRY TASHA THE AMAZON FOXTROTT SINGLE & MULTI-DAY TICKETS RIOT FEST 2 NOW AVAILABLE! 10! en, 'ennent-V rdia 9ๅ‚˜ใƒผ1REx-cound lyR-a., @READER ie moRT็”ฐ SIONGBOW REX-GOLIATH Autrst System Of A Downโ€‹ is headlining @RiotFest in Chicago on 9-12. Single day tickets on sale now: http:-goo.gl-UACuxQ systemofadown
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Chicago, Drugs, and Philadelphia Eagles: DCARNIVA 11-13 RIOTFEST.ORG OR TICKETFLY.COM LAS PARK 2015 NODOUBT SYSTEM OF A DOWN MODEST MOUSE FAITH NO MORE THEPRODIGY IGGY POP SNOOP DOGG DAMIAN "JR. GONG" MARLEY MOTORHEAD RANCID TENACIOUSD BILLY IDOL ICE CUBE&SPECIAL GUESTS ALKALINE TRIO COHEED AND CAMBRIA TAKING BACK SUNDAY RODRIGO Y GABRIELA DRIVE LIKE JEHU MERLE HAGGARD FLOGGING MOLLY SLIGHTLY STOOPID L7 ALEXISONFIRE THRICE DIRTY HEADS STEPHEN "RAGGA" MARLEY THE ACADEMY IS.... THE LAWRENCE ARMS KONGOS CYPRESS HILL ANTRHAX ECHO& THE BUNNYMEN BOOTSY COLLINS RUBBER BAND THE DAMNED YELAWOLF PENNYWISE THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA EAGLES OF DEATH METAL THE DEVIL WEARSPRADA DELASOUL ANDREW MCMAHON IN THE WILDERNESS MAYDAY PARADE NEW POLITICS JIMMY CLIFF AGAINST ME! BABES IN TOYLAND OK GO BAYSIDE MEST ANDREW W.K. DESAPARECIDOS THE JOY FORMIDABLE THE DEAD MILKMEN ATREYU FIDLAR MILLENCOLIN AMERICAN NIGHTMARE SWERVEDRIVER LEE SCRATCH PERRY GWAR LESS THAN JAKE THE EXPENDABLES LIVING COLOUR THE THURSTON MOORE BAND MORGAN HERITAGE LIFETIME FISHBONE DEATH DOOMTREE HUM-TARRUS RILEY MARIACHI EL BRONX CIV JOYCE MANOR EVERY TIME I DIE THE MOVIELIFE THE DWARVES TOMMY STINSON STEVEIGNORANT&PARANOID VISIONS REAL FRIENDS THE DEAR HUNTER KEVIN DEVINE 88 FINGERS LOUIE MUSTARD PLUG THE ATARIS JO MERSA INTO IT.OVERIT. ALVVAYS THE WHITE BUFFALO BLACK-AM-I SKIP MARLEY KNUCKLE PUCK POST MALONE WITH FKI JAZZ CARTIER CHEFSPECIAL MARMOZETS MODERN LIFE IS WAR FIT FOR RIVALS BARB WIRE DOLLS THE COATHANGERS FLATFOOT 56 TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET PRAYERS CHON COUNTERPUNCH HAVE HERCY SPEEDY ORTIZ SUPERHEAVEN WHITE MYSTERY FOXING DIRECT HIT! MAIN ATTRAKIONZ GROUND UP SKINNY LISTER BEACH SLANG CAYETANA ALEX WILEY HEEMS DIRTY FENCES BLIS SLEEP ONIT THE BROKEDOWNS MEAT WAVE PSALH ONE NORTHERN FACES DREAMERS SOUVENIRS ELWAY INDIAN HANDCRAFTS -SKATING POLLY SIGNALS MIDWEST MODERN CHEMISTRY FAULKNER PEARS GATEWAY DRUGS TASHA THE AHAZON FOXTROTT TWIN RIVER CLOWNS INDIAN SCHOOL DIE SELLOUTZ THE MUNICIPAL DRAINAGE PROJECT SystemOfADown will be headlining @riotfest in Chicago this September. Tickets on sale now at systemofadown.com.

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Advice, Bad, and Butt: UY Cranenes thatshowchoirgirl: castielangelofthetrenchcoats: sp00ky0wl: ghostyfelix: satohai: iliketolight-thingsonfire: fairysharkmother: MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE. ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY. First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma.ย Momma will be right here.Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon! Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground.ย Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions! There is the softcup!And the mooncup! They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water.ย You can even use natural sea spongeย like a tampon!ย Momma says itโ€™s okay.ย There are also cotton reusable pads! Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge. The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can! Momma loves you! Thank you momma. I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smokerโ€™s voice MOMMAโ€™S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS??? can i just say i love how momma includes trans men?? and thank you momma for the advice 3 I love momma! Everyone should follow momma because her and the rest of the sea family give amazing advice
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