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charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be. okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! : So many split ends Fiom constantly ripping ont hairclips robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows « definitely doesn ' shave leqs seems like she would use 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart ace always looks like she » jndging j°u wears move clashing layers than a quirky side kick in ^ Disne Channel stcom probably has best hgene f the grop. but has hair that makes him look like he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport these eves have seen death wth less than 2.0/20 vision eyebags for days because he never sleeps constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl me he never has shit stucx in his teeth Swper prominent Adam's apple dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s basically every day, nothing I sa can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is robabl cu+5 his own hair actnallyprematu wrinKlina in hih school due tO acute stress this kid is about 2 seconds away From Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his under - eye Shadows are ney leve l Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble ake care of his skin ppery this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or Shoulders slumped permanently rom weiant of world Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil he has no chill makes an uncomfortable amount of eye contact geis inationaily angry and suweaty whenever he sees a handsome boy (when clid he last shower??) he can arow a beard over night the Stmbble stvuq^le is real e+ raven has clawed holes in very shir^ he oun s 1 actual rotting corpse - o3 Probably appreciates bodly gitter though so that's a pluS charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be. okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! 
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as-cold-as-her-sorrow: So these lovely people tagged me few months ago to post selfie and sorry it took me so long but I didn’t rly feel like posting my face or feeling pretty so I’m kinda late but I want y’all to know that I love your pretty faces and lovely blogs. And thank you for being such a wonderful people. *hugs* 💞 So I was tagged by these cuties: @torrents-of-alabia, @lacewingflies, @blodbranddod, @ragnardaddy, @filakterium, @medusastears, @misshammett, @skjaldmaer-shieldmaiden, @shakespeare-was-a-metalhead, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @beardowulf, @entangled-in-chaos, @kawaiichurchburner, @victoria-krueger, @goodbye-to-gravity, @cannabyss666, @walk-among-us, @lothloriennes, @aleksandroskaya, @naarassusi92, @the-secret-ginger, @pinhead-in-stilettos, @rust-dust-and-guts and @andersswiftbow. So feel free to post your selfies ‘cause I love seeing you. 💚🌿 I tag: @georgiaroisin, @my-sxe-world, @torradh, @toomuchcoffeedrunk, @brainlessmvtant, @type-ho-negative, @ollis-beard, @osmundastrum, @salemsbat, @forest–troll, @drmhgnlynntn, @lonelygroove, @xeptum, @theres-a-hole-and-no-heart, @hannahwh0revath, @hereticpoltergeistphenomena, @pentatan, @pythmenas, @fall-of-hearts, @raisedinthunder, @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal, @into-the-painted-gay, @into-solitude, @kvtie-pie, @metal-kitten, @slaytanic-andy666, @collect-to-nyc, @fleshbutt-apocalypse, @dead-winter-days, @qaos, @bierserker, @rileywasyes, @moonlighthobbit, @beebunny and @macabremusings  😌💛🌌: as-cold-as-her-sorrow: So these lovely people tagged me few months ago to post selfie and sorry it took me so long but I didn’t rly feel like posting my face or feeling pretty so I’m kinda late but I want y’all to know that I love your pretty faces and lovely blogs. And thank you for being such a wonderful people. *hugs* 💞 So I was tagged by these cuties: @torrents-of-alabia, @lacewingflies, @blodbranddod, @ragnardaddy, @filakterium, @medusastears, @misshammett, @skjaldmaer-shieldmaiden, @shakespeare-was-a-metalhead, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @beardowulf, @entangled-in-chaos, @kawaiichurchburner, @victoria-krueger, @goodbye-to-gravity, @cannabyss666, @walk-among-us, @lothloriennes, @aleksandroskaya, @naarassusi92, @the-secret-ginger, @pinhead-in-stilettos, @rust-dust-and-guts and @andersswiftbow. So feel free to post your selfies ‘cause I love seeing you. 💚🌿 I tag: @georgiaroisin, @my-sxe-world, @torradh, @toomuchcoffeedrunk, @brainlessmvtant, @type-ho-negative, @ollis-beard, @osmundastrum, @salemsbat, @forest–troll, @drmhgnlynntn, @lonelygroove, @xeptum, @theres-a-hole-and-no-heart, @hannahwh0revath, @hereticpoltergeistphenomena, @pentatan, @pythmenas, @fall-of-hearts, @raisedinthunder, @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal, @into-the-painted-gay, @into-solitude, @kvtie-pie, @metal-kitten, @slaytanic-andy666, @collect-to-nyc, @fleshbutt-apocalypse, @dead-winter-days, @qaos, @bierserker, @rileywasyes, @moonlighthobbit, @beebunny and @macabremusings  😌💛🌌
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blodbranddod: I was tagged by @bootyofdarkness @tarinya-quinn @gipsyspirits @agallochia @blood-stained-razorblades @hera-salander and @ruxandravalkyrie to post a selfie. Thank you all :3 Well, this is not a selfie but I don’t care. I don’t believe I got to see Kim in person. Let me see your pretty faces: @amavi-vibes @xanaxaddict @my-name-is-melenia @sinkingintothevoid @endless-erebus @78424325 @elenikl03 @kucpanna @endofman @balalaika-anthem  @antifart @emilyedkan @stasimi @unipoto  @oaths-sworn-in-blood @oandlighet @close-the–goddamn-door @scarsoftheshatteredsky @scissorhands1617 @himaira @satanhastetanus @elvenroses @elixmia @shakespeare-was-a-metalhead @hydrojinn @gambit-goat @qaos @rhan-tegoth @under-a-godless-sky @go-fuck-your-jewish-god @ksini-poli @klumpkloss @lost-child98 @propheted @c0nfusedia @cestvreth @mon-exquisite-douleur @mimipunk @mirror-sword-and-shield @spiritempress @spacetool @nataliadeluckah: SATURD blodbranddod: I was tagged by @bootyofdarkness @tarinya-quinn @gipsyspirits @agallochia @blood-stained-razorblades @hera-salander and @ruxandravalkyrie to post a selfie. Thank you all :3 Well, this is not a selfie but I don’t care. I don’t believe I got to see Kim in person. Let me see your pretty faces: @amavi-vibes @xanaxaddict @my-name-is-melenia @sinkingintothevoid @endless-erebus @78424325 @elenikl03 @kucpanna @endofman @balalaika-anthem  @antifart @emilyedkan @stasimi @unipoto  @oaths-sworn-in-blood @oandlighet @close-the–goddamn-door @scarsoftheshatteredsky @scissorhands1617 @himaira @satanhastetanus @elvenroses @elixmia @shakespeare-was-a-metalhead @hydrojinn @gambit-goat @qaos @rhan-tegoth @under-a-godless-sky @go-fuck-your-jewish-god @ksini-poli @klumpkloss @lost-child98 @propheted @c0nfusedia @cestvreth @mon-exquisite-douleur @mimipunk @mirror-sword-and-shield @spiritempress @spacetool @nataliadeluckah
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You attract what you are and not what you want! You want a good guy but keep settling for the bad ones that keep doing bad things to you, because you don't think you really deserve a wonderful man of God that loves, honor and respects you! Oh, but you do! It's time to take yourself off the clearance rack and get your pretty behind back on the couture rack. Put a do not disturb up on your heart and let God heal all those broken places inside your soul that has been torn into a million pieces! It's so worth it... you are so worth it!!!! Relationships God's way don't make you cry yourself to sleep every night. They push you to breakthroughs and not breakdowns. Healing is a beautiful thing. You may not have a guy for a year or two, but honey when you get free and healed, God will begin to give you that Joel 2:25 blessing. Not only will He restore you, but He'll give you restitution!! realtalkkim YouHaveAPartToPlayInYourHealing: DON'T GET MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HIS DEMONS ARE The Wisdom Chick ATTRACTED TO YOUR DEMONS THE WISDOM CHICK You attract what you are and not what you want! You want a good guy but keep settling for the bad ones that keep doing bad things to you, because you don't think you really deserve a wonderful man of God that loves, honor and respects you! Oh, but you do! It's time to take yourself off the clearance rack and get your pretty behind back on the couture rack. Put a do not disturb up on your heart and let God heal all those broken places inside your soul that has been torn into a million pieces! It's so worth it... you are so worth it!!!! Relationships God's way don't make you cry yourself to sleep every night. They push you to breakthroughs and not breakdowns. Healing is a beautiful thing. You may not have a guy for a year or two, but honey when you get free and healed, God will begin to give you that Joel 2:25 blessing. Not only will He restore you, but He'll give you restitution!! realtalkkim YouHaveAPartToPlayInYourHealing

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Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summer night - homegirl ain't dumping no buckets of normal sweat Bruh this girl right here dumping an ENTIRE keg of beer out of her sweat glands - like...baby girl - real talk - I got one question - how many beers did u drink last night? Like six? Or sixteen? Because u got the face of a noble Irish lass from the countryside of Dublin whose father, William FitzWilliam of Williamsburg, owns a modest potato farm. Like real talk I fucks with your pretty blue eyes, petite stature and determined glare, climbing these steps like u trying to erase the memory of downing enuf beers to make four college linebackers drunk but how u let your sweat glands on a Saturday morning smell like a German Brewhaus? U all of 108 pounds but u sweating like a 54 year old male from Bavaria named Hans who got grey hair on his knuckles, and coming out of his ears 👂. Now look baby girl u gonna hit that shower and scrub up with some of that Tom's of Maine Relaxing Lavender soap and u gon hit the reset button on this entire episode but I know the truth, cute south side Irish girl: and that truth is that u could win a beer drinking contest against any two (2) men in this city. Go head Colleen. I ain't mad at u. Matter fact Colleen let's have chirren. Let's develop a super breed of mixed humans that's athletic, attractive, and have a total resistance to alcoholic beverages. I feel like this would be an asset in an apocalypse when zombies are taking over, like the kids could drink an entire gallon of Jameson to cleanse the zombie virus and still be ok. Tipsy, but ok 👶. Let's do this Colleen. Marriage on a grass covered cliff in your home country. There will be beer there. Lots 😍. Bless up! 🇮🇪 😂😂😂: Looks like you made a friend lil guy! @Drsmashlove Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summer night - homegirl ain't dumping no buckets of normal sweat Bruh this girl right here dumping an ENTIRE keg of beer out of her sweat glands - like...baby girl - real talk - I got one question - how many beers did u drink last night? Like six? Or sixteen? Because u got the face of a noble Irish lass from the countryside of Dublin whose father, William FitzWilliam of Williamsburg, owns a modest potato farm. Like real talk I fucks with your pretty blue eyes, petite stature and determined glare, climbing these steps like u trying to erase the memory of downing enuf beers to make four college linebackers drunk but how u let your sweat glands on a Saturday morning smell like a German Brewhaus? U all of 108 pounds but u sweating like a 54 year old male from Bavaria named Hans who got grey hair on his knuckles, and coming out of his ears 👂. Now look baby girl u gonna hit that shower and scrub up with some of that Tom's of Maine Relaxing Lavender soap and u gon hit the reset button on this entire episode but I know the truth, cute south side Irish girl: and that truth is that u could win a beer drinking contest against any two (2) men in this city. Go head Colleen. I ain't mad at u. Matter fact Colleen let's have chirren. Let's develop a super breed of mixed humans that's athletic, attractive, and have a total resistance to alcoholic beverages. I feel like this would be an asset in an apocalypse when zombies are taking over, like the kids could drink an entire gallon of Jameson to cleanse the zombie virus and still be ok. Tipsy, but ok 👶. Let's do this Colleen. Marriage on a grass covered cliff in your home country. There will be beer there. Lots 😍. Bless up! 🇮🇪 😂😂😂
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