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SHOUT TO THE KIDS WHO SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AND I GIVE THEM A WONDERFUL ASSORTMENT OF SNICKERs, LAFFY TAFFY, SMARTIES, KIT KAT AND THEY JUST GIVE ME THESE DEAD EYES LIKE “hey can I pick” AND DIG THEY HAND IN MY BOWL AND TAKE FOUR PACKS OF SKITTLES LIKE THIS WASN’T A CHOICE BUT THEY MADE IT A CHOICE 😂. BELOVEDS. IF 👏 U 👏 DON’T 👏 ASK 👏 U 👏 DON’T 👏 GET 👏. A RAISE. A DATE. AN EXTRA SCOOP OF CORN AT CHIPOTLE. SHE WASN’T GON GIVE U TWO SCOOPS OF CORN. U HUNG YA A$$ OUT THERE LIKE “one more? ☺️” BAM. NOW U POOPING WONDERFULLY. TWO SCOOPS OF SPICY CORN? SHABLAM - YA WHOLE INTESTINES CLEAN AS A WHISTLE NOW 😂. BECAUSE 👏 U 👏 ASKED 👏. ASK! I USED TO JUST WAIT FOR CLIENTS TO CALL ME. NAH. DOUBLE HELL NAH. MY BEST FRIEND WHO USE TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BANKERS IN CHICAGO SAT ME DOWN AND WAS LIKE “oh you don’t ask that’s cute” AND JUST LAUGHED AT ME 😂. BRO I NEEDED THAT. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE U NEED A FRIEND TO LAUGH AT YA A$$ FOR JUST GOING ABOUT YA WHOLE ISHT WRONG. **ASK**. LIKE THE KID DIGGING INTO MY CANDY BOWL. YOU WILL BE SLIGHTLY MORE ANNOYING FOR SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT, BELOVEDS. MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF U IN YA ENDEAVORS ON THIS SPOOKY NIGHT BLESS UP 😍😂😂: Spookyboy @DrSmashlove SHOUT TO THE KIDS WHO SHOW UP AT MY DOOR AND I GIVE THEM A WONDERFUL ASSORTMENT OF SNICKERs, LAFFY TAFFY, SMARTIES, KIT KAT AND THEY JUST GIVE ME THESE DEAD EYES LIKE “hey can I pick” AND DIG THEY HAND IN MY BOWL AND TAKE FOUR PACKS OF SKITTLES LIKE THIS WASN’T A CHOICE BUT THEY MADE IT A CHOICE 😂. BELOVEDS. IF 👏 U 👏 DON’T 👏 ASK 👏 U 👏 DON’T 👏 GET 👏. A RAISE. A DATE. AN EXTRA SCOOP OF CORN AT CHIPOTLE. SHE WASN’T GON GIVE U TWO SCOOPS OF CORN. U HUNG YA A$$ OUT THERE LIKE “one more? ☺️” BAM. NOW U POOPING WONDERFULLY. TWO SCOOPS OF SPICY CORN? SHABLAM - YA WHOLE INTESTINES CLEAN AS A WHISTLE NOW 😂. BECAUSE 👏 U 👏 ASKED 👏. ASK! I USED TO JUST WAIT FOR CLIENTS TO CALL ME. NAH. DOUBLE HELL NAH. MY BEST FRIEND WHO USE TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BANKERS IN CHICAGO SAT ME DOWN AND WAS LIKE “oh you don’t ask that’s cute” AND JUST LAUGHED AT ME 😂. BRO I NEEDED THAT. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE U NEED A FRIEND TO LAUGH AT YA A$$ FOR JUST GOING ABOUT YA WHOLE ISHT WRONG. **ASK**. LIKE THE KID DIGGING INTO MY CANDY BOWL. YOU WILL BE SLIGHTLY MORE ANNOYING FOR SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT, BELOVEDS. MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF U IN YA ENDEAVORS ON THIS SPOOKY NIGHT BLESS UP 😍😂😂
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2 scoops, 2 genders. That simple. Guys have a peter and girls have a hoohaa. You may have one and feel like you should have the other, but just know that's not progressing the human race whatsoever. Do you think aliens care about gender, or what you identify as? Absolutely not. So, in a sense, liberals are the reason Star Wars isn't reality. Thanks... twogenders two genderfluid trumpmemes liberals libbys democraps liberallogic liberal maga conservative constitution presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AND STORE!🌐 thetypicalliberal.net-store 🥇Join our closed group on Facebook. For top fans only: Right Wing Savages🥇 Add me on Snapchat and get to know me. Don't be a stranger: thetypicallibby Partners: @theunapologeticpatriot 🇺🇸 @too_savage_for_democrats 🐍 @thelastgreatstand 🇺🇸 @always.right 🐘 @keepamerica.usa ☠️ @republicangirlapparel 🎀 @drunkenrepublican 🍺 TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS! Make sure to check out our joint Facebook - Right Wing Savages Joint Instagram - @rightwingsavages: THE PRESIDENTGETS TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM TRUMP WHITE HOUSE PRESIDENT GETS 2scoops OF ICE cREAM, EVERYONE ELSE1 CNN YS THESECUSTOMERSCONTINUE TO BE COSTUER THAN THE COMPANY EX NEWSROOM ONE FOR EACH GENDER 10K 2 scoops, 2 genders. That simple. Guys have a peter and girls have a hoohaa. You may have one and feel like you should have the other, but just know that's not progressing the human race whatsoever. Do you think aliens care about gender, or what you identify as? Absolutely not. So, in a sense, liberals are the reason Star Wars isn't reality. Thanks... twogenders two genderfluid trumpmemes liberals libbys democraps liberallogic liberal maga conservative constitution presidenttrump resist stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain triggered CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AND STORE!🌐 thetypicalliberal.net-store 🥇Join our closed group on Facebook. For top fans only: Right Wing Savages🥇 Add me on Snapchat and get to know me. Don't be a stranger: thetypicallibby Partners: @theunapologeticpatriot 🇺🇸 @too_savage_for_democrats 🐍 @thelastgreatstand 🇺🇸 @always.right 🐘 @keepamerica.usa ☠️ @republicangirlapparel 🎀 @drunkenrepublican 🍺 TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS! Make sure to check out our joint Facebook - Right Wing Savages Joint Instagram - @rightwingsavages

2 scoops, 2 genders. That simple. Guys have a peter and girls have a hoohaa. You may have one and feel like you should have the other, bu...

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<p><a href="http://owl-and-otter.tumblr.com/post/139704555893/proudblackconservative-yojimbo25" class="tumblr_blog">owl-and-otter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/139704330004/yojimbo25-proudblackconservative-cheer-up" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://yojimbo25.tumblr.com/post/139703259929/proudblackconservative-cheer-up-little-bro" class="tumblr_blog">yojimbo25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/139702280229">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Cheer up, little bro. You’ll get those bullies one day. Let me buy you an ice cream”</p> </blockquote> <p>“big bro, you didn’t even clap”</p> </blockquote> <p>“Uh, heh heh…” *shoves Rubio 2016 bumper sticker deeper into his pocket* “How about I get you two whole scoops of ice cream? You like rocky road, right?”<br/>“I do like rocky road…”<br/>“Great! Two scoops of rocky road for my favorite little brother!” *glances quickly around to make sure no one sees them leave together* </p></blockquote> <p>“Can I have sprinkles?”</p><p>“No…sprinkles are for winners.”</p></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://owl-and-otter.tumblr.com/post/139704555893/proudblackconservative-yojimbo25" class="tumblr_blog">owl-and-otter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/139704330004/yojimbo25-proudblackconservative-cheer-up" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://yojimbo25.tumblr.com/post/139703259929/proudblackconservative-cheer-up-little-bro" class="tumblr_blog">yojimbo25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/139702280229">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Cheer up, little bro. You’ll get those bullies one day. Let me buy you an ice cream”</p> </blockquote> <p>“big bro, you didn’t even clap”</p> </blockquote> <p>“Uh, heh heh…” *shoves Rubio 2016 bumper sticker deeper into his pocket* “How about I get you two whole scoops of ice cream? You like rocky road, right?”<br/>“I do like rocky road…”<br/>“Great! Two scoops of rocky road for my favorite little brother!” *glances quickly around to make sure no one sees them leave together* </p></blockquote> <p>“Can I have sprinkles?”</p><p>“No…sprinkles are for winners.”</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="https://yojimbo25.tumblr.com/post/139703259929/proudblackconservative-cheer-up-little-bro" class="tumblr_blog">yojimbo25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/139702280229">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Cheer up, little bro. You’ll get those bullies one day. Let me buy you an ice cream”</p> </blockquote> <p>“big bro, you didn’t even clap”</p> </blockquote> <p>“Uh, heh heh…” *shoves Rubio 2016 bumper sticker deeper into his pocket* “How about I get you two whole scoops of ice cream? You like rocky road, right?”<br/>“I do like rocky road…”<br/>“Great! Two scoops of rocky road for my favorite little brother!” *glances quickly around to make sure no one sees them leave together* </p>: <p><a href="https://yojimbo25.tumblr.com/post/139703259929/proudblackconservative-cheer-up-little-bro" class="tumblr_blog">yojimbo25</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/139702280229">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Cheer up, little bro. You’ll get those bullies one day. Let me buy you an ice cream”</p> </blockquote> <p>“big bro, you didn’t even clap”</p> </blockquote> <p>“Uh, heh heh…” *shoves Rubio 2016 bumper sticker deeper into his pocket* “How about I get you two whole scoops of ice cream? You like rocky road, right?”<br/>“I do like rocky road…”<br/>“Great! Two scoops of rocky road for my favorite little brother!” *glances quickly around to make sure no one sees them leave together* </p>

<p><a href="https://yojimbo25.tumblr.com/post/139703259929/proudblackconservative-cheer-up-little-bro" class="tumblr_blog">yojimbo25</a>:...

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