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Ass, Bad, and Fucking: MUSCLE thedancingfiend: xlec: the-arch-bishop: Her on the left we see a douche bag. Theyโ€™re quite easy to spot in the winter because theyโ€™ll be wearing summer or sports clothing. What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? Iโ€™ll have you know that I lift bro, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and Iโ€™m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark. my fucking. hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me a douche bag over the Internet? Think again, you buffoon. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. Youโ€™re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you wonโ€™t be able to harlem shake. Youโ€™re fucking dead. his shirt literally says muscle milk
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Bless Up, Memes, and Texting: Boo! @Dr Smashlove My lil homegirl text me yesterday saying smash, I got this friend, she found the perfect man with the perfect PP, the only problem is, he always stops dead in the middle of laying pipe without busting and just pulls out and goes about his day. I could speak on this. There are two sexual issues with men everybody knows about: erectile dysfunction (can't get hard or stay hard) and premature ejaculation (bust too quick). There's a third called difficulty experiencing ejaculation and orgasm (EO). This is a real medical condition and nobody addresses it. This one got a few causes: (1) Masturbation style. He whacks it so much that that's the only way he could get off. Most men beat their meat harder than any woman's small hands could (unless u find u a big Bulgarian joint named Grita who was an Olympian in the 90s and she got swimmer's shoulders and a deep voice - then maybe she could milk TF out of u ๐Ÿ˜ฒ - but otherwise most girls ain't gon handle your meat like u can). (2) Stress. (3) Focusing too much on getting the girl off to the point where u get lost in the sauce. (4) Drugs (especially anti depressants). (5) Aging. (6) Weak pelvic floor muscles. (7) Medical conditions such as sugar diabetes. Now with some of these, u can fix it - for instance if your lower pelvic muscles are weak, u can do kegels - these are fun to do and u could make a game out of it - u train yourself to pause yourself peeing and u could build up your PP muscles it's like cross fit for your PP pretty soon your PP doing pull ups and saying "DO U EVEN LIFT BRO" ๐Ÿ˜. But in a lot of cases it's Cause 1 (above) and u as the girl might be hesitant to raise it to your man. Well raise it. Everybody want their partner to be fulfilled. If u worried about it, bring it up. If he choke the chicken four times during the day before seeing u I'm not sure he keeping it real with u, especially if u willing to do the most for him. And if that's not the cause, maybe he need to see a doctor. U got needs, u got concerns, raise that shit. Everybody just wanna be happy. Don't be shy about a issue that's important. May all of u have more sex and and more blessings in 2017 ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ
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