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Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb? sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. ◆ Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Rottweiler: Make me. ◆ Boxer: Who cares?! can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can 1? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze please, please, please Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry ◆ The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change ligh to take advantage of the German Shepherd: I'lI change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls any, and make just one and furniture. more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm situation. Jack Russell Terrier: bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I carn expect some light, some dinner, and a massage? 28 July 9, 2011 Funny


Dumbledore, Facts, and Family: 17 lesser known facts about the Harry Potter universe Posted on Septimler 12 2014 1. J. K. Rowling said, that she regrets the relationship between Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger 2. Ron Weasley's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are known for chasing otters, which animal is Hermione Grangers Patronus. 3. Azkaban no longer uses Dementors as guardians after the defeat of Voldemort. 4. After the Battle Harry lost the ability to speak Parseltounge. 5. Harry would take his family to visit Dudley's family when they were in the neighbourhood 6. Snape hates Neville, because Neville could have been the Chosen One instead of Harry, meaning Lily would have survived. 7. Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts. 8, Voldemort cannot love because he was concieved under the effect of a love potion. 9, lfa Muggle came across Hogwarts, it would appear to them as an old building with a sign reading "Keep out Dangerous building 10. Harry, Ron and Hermione were all put on Chocolate Frog cards. Both Ron and Dumbledore consider this their greatest achievements. 11. Hedwig was the first cast member to be chosen for a role in the movies. 12. Voldemorts curse on the DADA position at Hogwarts has been lifted. 13, Umbridge was arrested, interrogated and imprisoned for crimes against Muggleborns, 14. Neville Longbottom worked as an Auror before teaching Herbology at Hogwarts, 15. When the Trio enter the Ministry of Magic through the telephone booth, the code 62442 spells magic on a phone. 16. After the Battle the remaining Death eaters were killed or imprisoned in Azkaban, with the exception of the Malfoy family. 17. Severus Snape is the only Death Eater who can produce a Patronus. ••••••• two more weeks till this school term finishes!

••••••• two more weeks till this school term finishes!