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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on ๐Ÿ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isnโ€™t laundry everywhere ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œwowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ DEMANDING ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ MAKE ๐Ÿ‘ MY ๐Ÿ‘ BED ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ LAY ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ D!CKFACE ๐Ÿ‘. LOOKIN A$$ ๐Ÿ˜ค.โ€ Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed โ€œIT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTEโ€ *my haunting mamaโ€™s voice* BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ [Editorโ€™s Note: shout to u ladies who be like โ€œWELL. I really want you to come up ๐Ÿ˜Œ. But my place is a mess LOL!โ€ Me: *shannon sharpe voice* โ€œTHAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ainโ€™t no problem ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ Girl: โ€œLOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!โ€ Me: *judges vigorously in secret* ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Second editorโ€™s note: โ€œwowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess heโ€™s just another worthless man now.โ€ Me: yโ€™all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ainโ€™t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER โ€˜sensually exploratory by dispositionโ€™ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

(Sound on ๐Ÿ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and ...

Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and yโ€™all can respond. Imma even help yโ€™all with ya responses ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smashโ€™s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ. Potential reply No. 1: โ€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ thatโ€™s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ โ€˜bless up ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ LOVED ๐Ÿ‘ DOGS ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ MUCH ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ WOULD ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ DOG ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. Wait do he got a dog? ๐Ÿค” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs ๐Ÿค” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. (Howโ€™d I do? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜)

Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. Bu...