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        Animals, Bad, and Cats: vet-and-wild
 The weird wavs l 've
 accidentally trained my
 cat to wake me up
 I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when
 they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard
 stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid
 reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's
 noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've
 created the most bizarre alarm
 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning
 when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any
 other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on
 something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally
 trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't
 want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go
 back to sleep.
 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the
 night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him
 attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY
 annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response
 was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well
 for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention
 He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the
 attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to
 deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly.
 That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot
 ignore it and he stops pretty fast.
 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't
 even know how he started this one, but one day I was
 lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat
 beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l
 panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a
 crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed
 reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to
 beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what
 but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy
 "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I
 have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he
 can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to
 do this. Little punk.
 l think Pavlov is laughing at me
 clickercake
 Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot
 clickerpunk
 Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has
 discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed
 because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something..
 The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im
 awake.. Damn smart cats
 Source: vet-and-wild
 287 notes
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                    Animals, Bad, and Cats: vet-and-wild
 The weird wavs l 've
 accidentally trained my
 cat to wake me up
 I can't stand animals that are obnoxious in the mornings when
 they want to get up and be fed. So, l've taken a pretty hard
 stance on ignoring obnoxious morning behavior to avoid
 reinforcing it. However, Garrus is a very fast learner, and he's
 noticed that there's a few things I'm really bad at ignoring. I've
 created the most bizarre alarm
 1. Chowing on my phono oord. Ho only dooo it in tho morning
 when he wants me to get up. I've never seen him do it any
 other time. It's really hard for me to ignore my cat chewing on
 something plugged into an outlet. And so I have accidentally
 trained him to chew on it when I'm being stubborn and I don't
 want to get out of bed. Solution: unplug the phone and go
 back to sleep.
 2. Swatting at my curtains. He likes to do it when he has the
 night zoomies and l'm trying to sleep instead of giving him
 attention. It's a really annoying sound. Like, REALLY
 annoying. And in my half-asleep state, my initial response
 was to grumble and tell him to knock it off. Didn't work so well
 for a cat that is doing an obnoxious behavior to get attention
 He didn't care that I was yelling at him-he was getting the
 attention he wanted. The one time l was just too exhausted to
 deal with him and didn't respond, he gave up pretty quickly.
 That'o whon I roalizod ho'd boon playing mo. Now I juot
 ignore it and he stops pretty fast.
 3. Changing the temperature on my snake's HerpStat. I don't
 even know how he started this one, but one day I was
 lounging in my bed in the morning and I heard the HerpStat
 beeping like it does when the temp has been changed. And l
 panicked because I didn't want my snake being burnt to a
 crisp! Big mistake. My sudden movement out of bed
 reinforced Garrus, and for the next few days l'd wake up to
 beeping. I don't know if he was biting it, or nudging it, or what
 but my attempts to scold him only caused him to make happy
 "murrrrp" noises because I was acknowledging his presence. I
 have now placed the HerpStat in a high open drawer so he
 can't reach it. But I'm still kind of in shock that he learned to
 do this. Little punk.
 l think Pavlov is laughing at me
 clickercake
 Accidentally reinforced behaviors are an absolute riot
 clickerpunk
 Omg my mornings are EXACTLY like this. But my cat has
 discovered that if she scratches the floor i shoot out of bed
 because i dont want her peeing on the floor or something..
 The moment i sit up in bed she goes "brrrp!" because im
 awake.. Damn smart cats
 Source: vet-and-wild
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        Bad, Fucking, and Future: counsellorsuggestion
 stop insulting yourself. it doesn't help.
 rottentrauma
 But what if it's true
 counsellorsuggestion
 it still doesn't help. you can call yourself as many
 names as you want, but it won't make you a better,
 happier, healthier or kinder person.
 punishment doesn't work. only positive reinforcement
 does. be kind to yourself and get better
 counsellorsuggestion
 #but like#what should i do instead??#i know i shouldnt
 insult myself but also theres nothing to compliment
 imho#thats my predicament
 try speaking neutrally about yourself!
 you fucking idi- it's not that big a mistake.
 you're worthle-it's okay."
 you'll never amount to-well, i'm doing alright, i guess."
 ever heard the phrase "if you can't say anything nice,
 don't say anything at all"? that applies not to just
 to others but to yourself as well. it's better to think
 neutrally or not at all than negatively. and once you've
 got into the habit of that, it's much easier to move to
 uplifting yourself
 priboltao
 this is EXTREMELY hard to do when you hate yourself
 Cause it's like, there's these two separate people in my
 head and one of then hates the other SOMUCH that
 given the chance, it would kill the other, literally murder
 it
 but it can't
 so it just HAS to say as many bad things as it can cause
 it's the only outlet
 I see where you're coming from, but it is extremely hard.
 anipendragon
 Of course it's hard
 If it was easy we wouldn't need to do it.
 If it was easy we wouldn't be giving people tips on how
 to do it.
 If it was easy we wouldn't be struggling with the
 monsters in our minds, day in and day out
 Why wouldn't it be hard?
 That's WHY we have to try. That's WHY we have to keep
 fighting. That's WHY you keep pushing and working with
 it. Because if you do, it gets a little easier. If you do, you
 path the way for your future self, if you do, you start to
 see why we have to do it.
 Of course its hard.
 Do you know how long I've hated myself? Do you know
 how hard it was to start doing this? Do you know how
 hard it was to put down the knife and the pills and pick
 up the phone, pick up my soul, three separate times in
 six years? Do you know how many more times I had to
 lock myself away to try and fight off the demons and
 the monsters?
 Of course it's fucking hard. But that's not a reason to
 give up. That's the reason to keep fighting.
 If it wasn't hard, we wouldn't be ill
 If it wasn't hard, we wouldn't be tired
 If it wasn't hard, we'd all do it.
 But hard isn't an excuse. It isn't a reason.
 It's why we have to try
 I hated myself for twenty fucking years. I am finally
 starting to like myself. I'm finally starting to be able to
 pick up myself and go "no, this isn't a big deal, I can
 keep going."
 So of course I see where you're coming from-you're
 coming from where I was, two years ago, three years
 ago, four years ago, five, six, seven, eight years ago.
 And that's why I reblogged this. That's why I believe in
 this. Because honestly? No matter how much that little
 voice says "you're worthless", you can keep saying "Tm
 all right, i guess." and eventually, that starts to work. And
 it can take months, it can take years, but fucking hell it
 works. Because you find these teeny tiny reasons to live,
 to find worth, to enjoy yourself
 You find reasons to breathe and reasons to get the rest
 of the help you need.
 Of course it's hard.
 If it was easy, it wouldn't be calling "battling mental
 illness", after all
 Fuente: counsellorsuggestion
 10,036 notas
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                    Bad, Fucking, and Future: counsellorsuggestion
 stop insulting yourself. it doesn't help.
 rottentrauma
 But what if it's true
 counsellorsuggestion
 it still doesn't help. you can call yourself as many
 names as you want, but it won't make you a better,
 happier, healthier or kinder person.
 punishment doesn't work. only positive reinforcement
 does. be kind to yourself and get better
 counsellorsuggestion
 #but like#what should i do instead??#i know i shouldnt
 insult myself but also theres nothing to compliment
 imho#thats my predicament
 try speaking neutrally about yourself!
 you fucking idi- it's not that big a mistake.
 you're worthle-it's okay."
 you'll never amount to-well, i'm doing alright, i guess."
 ever heard the phrase "if you can't say anything nice,
 don't say anything at all"? that applies not to just
 to others but to yourself as well. it's better to think
 neutrally or not at all than negatively. and once you've
 got into the habit of that, it's much easier to move to
 uplifting yourself
 priboltao
 this is EXTREMELY hard to do when you hate yourself
 Cause it's like, there's these two separate people in my
 head and one of then hates the other SOMUCH that
 given the chance, it would kill the other, literally murder
 it
 but it can't
 so it just HAS to say as many bad things as it can cause
 it's the only outlet
 I see where you're coming from, but it is extremely hard.
 anipendragon
 Of course it's hard
 If it was easy we wouldn't need to do it.
 If it was easy we wouldn't be giving people tips on how
 to do it.
 If it was easy we wouldn't be struggling with the
 monsters in our minds, day in and day out
 Why wouldn't it be hard?
 That's WHY we have to try. That's WHY we have to keep
 fighting. That's WHY you keep pushing and working with
 it. Because if you do, it gets a little easier. If you do, you
 path the way for your future self, if you do, you start to
 see why we have to do it.
 Of course its hard.
 Do you know how long I've hated myself? Do you know
 how hard it was to start doing this? Do you know how
 hard it was to put down the knife and the pills and pick
 up the phone, pick up my soul, three separate times in
 six years? Do you know how many more times I had to
 lock myself away to try and fight off the demons and
 the monsters?
 Of course it's fucking hard. But that's not a reason to
 give up. That's the reason to keep fighting.
 If it wasn't hard, we wouldn't be ill
 If it wasn't hard, we wouldn't be tired
 If it wasn't hard, we'd all do it.
 But hard isn't an excuse. It isn't a reason.
 It's why we have to try
 I hated myself for twenty fucking years. I am finally
 starting to like myself. I'm finally starting to be able to
 pick up myself and go "no, this isn't a big deal, I can
 keep going."
 So of course I see where you're coming from-you're
 coming from where I was, two years ago, three years
 ago, four years ago, five, six, seven, eight years ago.
 And that's why I reblogged this. That's why I believe in
 this. Because honestly? No matter how much that little
 voice says "you're worthless", you can keep saying "Tm
 all right, i guess." and eventually, that starts to work. And
 it can take months, it can take years, but fucking hell it
 works. Because you find these teeny tiny reasons to live,
 to find worth, to enjoy yourself
 You find reasons to breathe and reasons to get the rest
 of the help you need.
 Of course it's hard.
 If it was easy, it wouldn't be calling "battling mental
 illness", after all
 Fuente: counsellorsuggestion
 10,036 notas
Its a direct order, soldier.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Bad, Books, and Candy: The creative writing classatmy school is writing
 children's books. This is a list the teacher made of
 books not to write.
 1. You are Different and That's Bad
 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
 3. Dad's New Wife Greg
 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book
 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
 9. All Cats Go to Hell
 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
 12, That's It: I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
 19. You were an Accident
 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
 25. Eggs. Toilet Paper, and Your School
 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet
 31. 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road
 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
 33. Patty Went Splati (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
 34. Bullies Deserve To Die
 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be your Friend
 37. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City
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                    Bad, Books, and Candy: The creative writing classatmy school is writing
 children's books. This is a list the teacher made of
 books not to write.
 1. You are Different and That's Bad
 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
 3. Dad's New Wife Greg
 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book
 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
 9. All Cats Go to Hell
 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
 12, That's It: I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
 19. You were an Accident
 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
 25. Eggs. Toilet Paper, and Your School
 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet
 31. 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road
 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
 33. Patty Went Splati (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
 34. Bullies Deserve To Die
 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be your Friend
 37. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City
srsfunny:Books That Should Probably Never Be Written
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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