Language of France

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feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily: 4) -' 04) French ▼ English" coup de feu gunshot English 04) French coup de fou Blowjob French ▼ 4) English ▼ coup de foudre love at first sight FEnglish 04) French coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
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Tumblr on languages: olene33rpm me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente cowèurde nazerine love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg kore this, sore that, dore which koko here, soko there, doko where koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany Source: categorical-abstract-ml futureevilscientist confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo", instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there assassinregrets im just the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion ofa person in the conversation so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you) i love it madmaudlingoes This is called "clusivity" and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen, Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua spinningyarns Some languages just side-eye harder than others Source: assassinregrets lord-kitschener Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz relativelylessimportant Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a joke, but is actually true Source: lord-kitschener heatmor irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit" but directly translated it means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you" its like "i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch Source: cradily Mark Magumpkin Follow Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason paddysnuffles tumblr: on languages Tumblr on languages
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Languages are fun: insomniac-arrest jolene33rpm me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente coweurde nazerine I love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg, kore this, sore that, dore which koko here, soko there, doko where koitsu this person, soitsu that person, doitsu germany futureevilscientist confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so whenever l see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there Source: futureevilscientist assassinregrets im just the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion of a person in the so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you) i love it conversation madmaudlingoes This is called "clusivity and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen, Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua. spinningyarns Some languages just side-eye harder than others. Source: assassinregrets lord-kitschener Polish: yo dawg we heard u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz relativelylessimportant Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a joke, but is actually true heatmor irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit but directly translated it means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you . its like i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch Source: cradily Mark Magumpkin Д. Follow Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason paddysnuffles tumblr: on languages Languages are fun
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rookbodhi: sapphicalexandra: rookbodhi: 👀👀👀 heads up the italian title is plural too so it’s #confirmed so apparently the italian spanish french portuguese and german titles are all plural HM okay once again the english language’s limits are the cause of unnecessary debate : French Title for Star Wars: The Last Jedi Suggests That "Jedi" is Plural! Since the announcement that Star Wars Episode VIlIl would feature the subtitle of The Last Jedi, there's been a bounty of speculation on whether "Jedi" is singular or plural (as the plural form of "Jedi" is "Jedi"). Just now, we got a big hint from the official French Star Wars Twitter account that the title could refer to multiple characters instead of just Luke Skywalker. LES DERNIERS JE DI WARS As you can see, the title is listed as Les Derniers Jedi. Obviously, the grammatical structure of this particular title is the same as it is in English. However, the middle word is what could be potentially revealing. "Last" may be spelled two different ways in the French language with two completely different connotations "Dernier" is singular, while "Derniers" is plural. The obvious takeaway is that the French are treating "Jedi" as though it is plural. rookbodhi: sapphicalexandra: rookbodhi: 👀👀👀 heads up the italian title is plural too so it’s #confirmed so apparently the italian spanish french portuguese and german titles are all plural HM okay once again the english language’s limits are the cause of unnecessary debate

rookbodhi: sapphicalexandra: rookbodhi: 👀👀👀 heads up the italian title is plural too so it’s #confirmed so apparently the italian span...

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rookbodhi: sapphicalexandra: rookbodhi: 👀👀👀 heads up the italian title is plural too so it’s #confirmed so apparently the italian spanish french portuguese and german titles are all plural HM okay once again the english language’s limits are the cause of unnecessary debate : French Title for Star Wars: The Last Jedi Suggests That "Jedi" is Plural! Since the announcement that Star Wars Episode VIlIl would feature the subtitle of The Last Jedi, there's been a bounty of speculation on whether "Jedi" is singular or plural (as the plural form of "Jedi" is "Jedi"). Just now, we got a big hint from the official French Star Wars Twitter account that the title could refer to multiple characters instead of just Luke Skywalker. LES DERNIERS JE DI WARS As you can see, the title is listed as Les Derniers Jedi. Obviously, the grammatical structure of this particular title is the same as it is in English. However, the middle word is what could be potentially revealing. "Last" may be spelled two different ways in the French language with two completely different connotations "Dernier" is singular, while "Derniers" is plural. The obvious takeaway is that the French are treating "Jedi" as though it is plural. rookbodhi: sapphicalexandra: rookbodhi: 👀👀👀 heads up the italian title is plural too so it’s #confirmed so apparently the italian spanish french portuguese and german titles are all plural HM okay once again the english language’s limits are the cause of unnecessary debate

rookbodhi: sapphicalexandra: rookbodhi: 👀👀👀 heads up the italian title is plural too so it’s #confirmed so apparently the italian span...

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