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Af, Bitch, and Finals: "yo mama so fat, she go to the movies and sit next to everbody" 3rd grade niggas: If you black thereโ€™s no such thing as cyber bullying or bullying in general for that matter. You gotta have tough skin in this cruel world. Flash back to the simpler times when you roast someone you had to be there not on Twitter. Yo mama jokes were probably the most fierce and cruel for two reasons. 1. because itโ€™s personal and 2. because itโ€™s personal. I can talk all the shit about my momma but if someone else do it these hands are registered to deal some damage. In middle school we had a sub for the day. Everybody knows the Sub gets less respect then Yamcha. Sub teachers get no love in the public school system. Usually we rejoicing cause our teacher was mean af and we get to do shit we usually donโ€™t getaway with. This one sub (she was white) was unseasoned and uncultured. We was probably her first black class she ran into. Shit went left from the jump when she couldnโ€™t pronounce the more challenging ghetto names like Shiquda carpayment or Walter Watermelon Jenkins the 3rd or what my niggas called Dae dae. This sub came fully prepared with a lesson and all that. We gave no fucks she eventually said fuck it too and gave free time. We started to get into yo momma jokes. At first the sub was hesitant but she saw we didnโ€™t care it was all fun and games. Itโ€™s 3rd period and we literally having a 20 man battle royale roast session. It looked like a March madness bracket the way we had rounds set up. The sub tryna be hip and hops in to roast dae dae in the semi finals. It was fun till it got personal. The Teacher had to take it to another level like she Jiren from Super. โ€œYo momma so ugly thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t got a daddy DAE daeโ€. Like damn bitch we some kids you really had to take it there. I can see defeat in dae daes eyes as he begin to go for his turn. My boy done stuttered and thatโ€™s automatic disqualification once a person begins to stutter just pull out a clip board for the L they have to receive. My Becky won yo momma that day. After school dae dae momma pulled up to school and he told her what happen. Shortly after Ms. Becky got robbed in the parking lot. Long story short donโ€™t fuck with a kid name dae dae. That shit almost sound like dangerous.
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Anaconda, Baller Alert, and Billboard: Baller Alert's Today in Hip-Hop: 15th Anniversary of Lil' Kim's "The Jump Off" @balleralert a Bella Mafia AL ใฏ, CLEAN ALBUM SAMPLER ALBUM SAMPLER Baller Alertโ€™s Today in Hip-Hop: 15th Anniversary of Lilโ€™ Kimโ€˜s โ€œThe Jump Offโ€-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € 15 years ago today, Lilโ€™ Kim released her single โ€œThe Jump Off" from her third studio album โ€˜La Bella Mafiaโ€™. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Released only a few days before her album, the single, produced by Timbaland and featuring Mr. Cheeks, was the perfect song to prep fans for Kimโ€™s new body of work. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € The single was a club banger that debuted at number 95 on the Billboard Hot 100, eventually peaking at number 17 on the chart. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € With the major success of โ€œThe Jump Offโ€, Kimโ€™s album went on to be dubbed the best selling female rap album of 2003, with over 1.3 million copies sold in the United States and over 2 million copies sold worldwide.

Baller Alertโ€™s Today in Hip-Hop: 15th Anniversary of Lilโ€™ Kimโ€˜s โ€œThe Jump Offโ€-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € 15 years ago today, Lil...

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Af, Bless Up, and Club: She's deaf and mostly blind but she loves fetching and catching toys Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT ๐Ÿฅ‡. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness ๐Ÿค—." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus ๐Ÿค—). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie ๐Ÿ˜˜). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ธ: Reddit u-arturg87)
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Basketball, Memes, and Police: Portlandpolice/Inst GAME ON!: A Portland Police Department officer goes for the jump shot while playing basketball. (๐Ÿ“ท: @portlandpolice)

GAME ON!: A Portland Police Department officer goes for the jump shot while playing basketball. (๐Ÿ“ท: @portlandpolice)

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