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Confused, Juice, and Respect: Gilgamesh left no maiden to her mother, no girl to her betrothed, no bride to her husband. Every maiden did he know. He did lust after all the maidens. His lust was unbounded. <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/176360778849/celtsoffate-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtsoffate.tumblr.com/post/175928033780/cuchuchillin-maid-of-timey-wimey" class="tumblr_blog">celtsoffate</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175927884876/maid-of-timey-wimey-cuchuchillin" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://maid-of-timey-wimey.tumblr.com/post/175926916660/cuchuchillin-cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide" class="tumblr_blog">maid-of-timey-wimey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchuchillin.tumblr.com/post/175918446236/cuchulainnisafraidofboobs-hide-your-wives-the-og" class="tumblr_blog">cuchuchillin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cuchulainnisafraidofboobs.tumblr.com/post/175917966867/hide-your-wives-the-og-thot-is-in-town" class="tumblr_blog">cuchulainnisafraidofboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hide your wives the OG thot is in town</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b09d1b7cda3197820025eb6ea76394/tumblr_pbx0sxYgZF1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="890" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>Gilgamesh and Cรบ Chulainn solidarity </p> </blockquote> <p>I like the image but at least Cรบ Chulainn only went for ladies who wanted him back (granted, that was basically all of them.)</p> </blockquote> <p>Gilgamesh: *sexually harasses women*</p> <p>Cรบ Chulainn, who drinks respect women juice with every meal: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c89e5e16ea5bf86f1700d26859541eaa/tumblr_pbxg8lPSUu1v2yxv3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="321"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is the first thing I see when I open my dash. Iโ€™m both confused and amused </p> </blockquote> <p>Cu Chulainn: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS</p><p>Gilgamesh: IF SHE BREATHES SHEโ€™S A THOT<br/></p></blockquote>
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Anaconda, Desperate, and Dumb: Today 2:26 PM Hey can you Venmo me $5 Today 2:53 PM Y tho I'm stranded with no gas Piease How about I just get you an Uber to my place Today 3:46 PM Or I can drive to your place after you help me I'm sorry but I don't donate money to heretics Sent I'll never eat pineapple pizza again if you help me I'm not kidding I'll snap you to prove it Today B:36 PM Will u Venmo me if I show you Nope. But you'll have my sympathies Btw if you find a gas station that actually fills up your car for $5 Imk R u dumb It doesn't fill it up Just gives you enough gas to get home See, being dumb would be sending a stranger on the internet five bucks And dumber would be seeing the internet memes of women asking men on tinder to Venmo $5 and thinking it's actually a good idea Sent I've never seen those memes but l'm intrigued You had my interest at first, but I know better than to get myself into $5 pussy That's hysterical $5 for this pussy? Absolutely not Today 8:15PM Well whatever you think it's worth, my time is worth far more Fuck you Nah, you tossed that opportunity away earlier You would never be so lucky sweetheart You're lucky I even matched you Maybe, maybe not. Either way, we both know one thing's for sure A particular thottie ain't getting $5 richer I'm not a thot Search your feelings (and wallet) You know it to be true What's $5 from you when I've made $300 on here the last 3 days Nope not a thot sweetie I'm very particular about my men Unless they appear to be ugly and desperate enough to give me money Hence why I matched you LMAO, yeah sure Lol idc if you believe me or not But that is 100% truthfully why I matched you And, on that note BEGONE THOT Stitch Girl ghosts on me then outta nowhere
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