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Quit your bullshit, Wolverine 3: Call-out post for Wolverine because he's fake af fuckscottsummers e-suls fuckscottsummers fuckscottsummers . Is a "loner" and yet he's been a member of like 37 different teams, had MULTIPLE teenage sidekicks, is friends with like everyone , including many of his enemies .Drinks a lot of beer, but its only a metaphor bc his healing factor prevents him from getting drunk pretends to be cool, but is actually a weeb . licked cyclops's face...but not in a gay way . wakes up early every morning to style his hair like that... .and u know he only does his hair like that to make his short ass seem slightly taller . his name isnt even Logan! He stole that name! . its actually james... u can see why he changed it .is canadian but never sorry?? . speaks like 12 languages, yet still uses 'bub unironically . thats not how claws work . kills people and then lectures everyone else about not killing... shut up logan ur not that cute .why are there o fanfictions about the time he was a vampire i hate this fandom most of his costumes are just the same things with slight variations... lazy . his hair always just grows back instantly when he heals so like... how does he shave . just kidding i love him this is him but its only the top of his head because hes so short Reblogging so everyone who just saw Logan and thinks he's cool will knovw .kissed hercules in outer space when he was a vampire he fought dracula for a chance to bite captain america always looking for a fight .an edgelord king with edgelord prince and princess for children always grumpy but no one cares really old but doesn't look it (dermatologists hate him) probably needs a hug never learns that fighting magneto with a metal skeleton is a bad idea in love with AT LEAST 3 people at all times likes wearing canary yellow even when he's not in uniform smells Quit your bullshit, Wolverine 3
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A Weeb: semicolon m-dash ampersand every english teacher's favorite student doesn't start things until the last minute has hidden wild side of some kind probably a cat person must have final zinger in an argument kind of an asshole, but in the loveable way . off-the-charts sarcasm levels . cheer them up with food really heckin gay probably an art student trash for pastel-colored anything loves succulents but can't stop killing them ellipses colon quotation marks helps friends by sharing memes didn't peak until after high school ."what am i doing with my life" .probably a younger sibling what is self-control still unironically uses XD and o.O . freaks out when they see a dog . kind of a mess, but also pure mom friend Very Organized-how do they do it? . bakes desserts when stressed too hard on themselves asterisk exclamation point(s) parentheses . wrote it down but lost the note .thinks of perfect response a day later can't catch a break but Trying Really Hard loves nature/being outdoors . chaotic neutral won't stop watching vine comps hasn't slept in three days . for fuck's sake "well actually... . kind of a know-it-all won't realize they're the asterisk were probably valedictorian or something slash tilde question mark . so indecisive "hip with the youths" says "omg" (the acutual abbreviation) . has watched the office at least 3 times so soft probably a weeb .probably good at whistling doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings .always sleepy ."what is happening" .really likes podcasts and/or npr . shares nihilistic memes; really an optimist
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