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Asian, Dragonball, and Fucking: Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following Scarlett Johansson IMDb@IMDb Who would play you in the movie about your life? Rahul Kohli o Following @RahulKohli13 I did it for "likes" actually Kira Figs @KiraFigs You're an actor too. God forbid you choose a role that people don't agree with and become the target for unwanted jokes. Great way to perpetuate the bullying and harassment of a fellow actress just for retweetstwitter.com/RahulKohli13/s... Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following I kicked the hornet's nest. I'm so sorry to any of her fans I offended with that joke I made. I'm actually a big fan and I wish her all the best #Scarlett4Mulan Victoria Loves Scarlett and Kimberly @AlianovnaArmy Replying to @RahulKohli 13 Oh for fuck sake, Are y'all seriously keep bringing that back? She did not played an asian! She played A FUCKING ROBOT! A Robot has no nationality, do you know what means, Major could have been played by anyone, do you understand? omg Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following May I answer this one? Because I'm Asian. Shani dead after A4 trailer @Natasha_Rogers Why would she choose to play a nobody? Who is this? twitter.com/rahulkohli13/s... Rahul Kohli @RahulKohli13 Following Okay that's enough twitter for me tonight. I get anxious when I tweet a joke and people get upset. Imma get back to my script INT. THE KOHLI HOUSE DAY Rahul Kohli's parents sit in the living room, Rama (Emma Stone) and Satish (Tilda Swinton) watch Dragonball Evolution. rocktheholygrail: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...thereโ€™s one thing they NOT gon do. Yโ€™all ready? Yโ€™all ready for this A1 Sauce? Yโ€™all receptive? Nah. U know what I think yโ€™all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If itโ€™s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see yโ€™all not listening! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yโ€™all sitting back like โ€œnah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say โ€˜please bump Sallyโ€™s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€™โ€ <โ€” men donโ€™t make this emoji face because Phil donโ€™t exist HE ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ EXIST ๐Ÿ‘ BELOVED ๐Ÿ‘ HE ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ WAITING ๐Ÿ‘ LIST ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ TESLA ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ‘ THOU ๐Ÿ‘ BEEN ๐Ÿ‘ SPUNT ๐Ÿ‘ ARREDDY ๐Ÿ‘- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. โ€œBut smash imma be โ€˜the b!tchโ€™ at work if I complainโ€ GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHATโ€™S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...