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Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "πŸ€”...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles πŸ˜‚." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF πŸ˜‚. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u πŸ€—. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-ebbp)
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Another One, Another One, and Bless Up: And then God said: "Who's a good boy?" DrSmashlove Men lemme holla at y'all. If u going down on yo girl. And u hitting all the right spots. And bam - u push her over the edge and she bust - I know a lot of y'all wanna do a celebration dance, pat yourself on the back, give a victory speech, tearfully thank yo mama for raising a man who know how to please a woman, and then immediately get to laying a lil pipe. No. This is amateur hour sh*t Bruh. U just unlocked Level 1. U broke a few bricks and grabbed a few coins now u think u beat Super Mario. Aw hell nah. Keep going. She gon try to pry u off, just like u pry her off when u done - well, be patient, let her collect her thoughts, let sensitivity return to her nether regions while u kiss her soft, wet thighs around it, and then like DJ Khaled said, Bruh: "Another one." This is not about making sure she get the minimum. U trying to be the best ever. U feel me? U trying to unlock levels she ain't seen before. Keep going. Fvck u in a rush for? Stay down there in the trenches and keep working. U feel me? Kill that Punani. Deceased. Give her another one. U should have yo girl digging her nails in yo scalp Bruh. She should be speaking in tongues. U should damn near need to perform an Exorcism at the end. U gotta get her to a point where any other man in her orbit text her and she hit them with "Hi! I lost my phone (and all my contacts 😬). Who is this?" You feel me? Go for the gold with yo tongue Bruh. That's the sexual organ that some of u men forget about. Well it's time to remember it. In 2017, lock arm in arm with me, brothers. TeamKillThePunani - Ya get me! We'll get jerseys and everything. Here's to more life more success and most importantly more Punani devouring. Go for the gold Bruh...the only place that matters is first place πŸ₯‡. Bless up πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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