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sevdrag: sevdrag: blueboltkatana: bloodyneptune: spiderfire47: sonickitty: uminoko: uminoko: skeetsen: sesemi7: ‘She is mine (to kill). Find him.’ “Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х) BWAHAHAHA Oh, yeah, English speakers— the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”* (*forehead, literally) IT REALLY DOES THOUGH #my new headcanon is that the reason they have the mask on him is to keep him from butchering languages #like #‘your accent is so horrendous. never talk.’ (x) THANK YOU!!!! I’ve heard that the Russian was wrong but not how!!! imagine this guy thats basically touted as Hydras personal boogeyman around the office giving you an order that sounded like “break the peanut butter, i am the shoe” like what the shit do you do @sevdrag OK MY HOSHSKFJLAJSJD IM WRITING THIS I have to reblog this because I am still laughing. FIC PROMPT Y/Y : sesemi7.tumbir.com 1 sevdrag: sevdrag: blueboltkatana: bloodyneptune: spiderfire47: sonickitty: uminoko: uminoko: skeetsen: sesemi7: ‘She is mine (to kill). Find him.’ “Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х) BWAHAHAHA Oh, yeah, English speakers— the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”* (*forehead, literally) IT REALLY DOES THOUGH #my new headcanon is that the reason they have the mask on him is to keep him from butchering languages #like #‘your accent is so horrendous. never talk.’ (x) THANK YOU!!!! I’ve heard that the Russian was wrong but not how!!! imagine this guy thats basically touted as Hydras personal boogeyman around the office giving you an order that sounded like “break the peanut butter, i am the shoe” like what the shit do you do @sevdrag OK MY HOSHSKFJLAJSJD IM WRITING THIS I have to reblog this because I am still laughing. FIC PROMPT Y/Y
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optimysticals: lyrangalia: tflatte: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: mistomaxo: the juice is loose …what the shit did I just watch the really comprehensive befuckening of a house …ask a stupid question, I guess wait look i found the real answer: “This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.” …but what question led to THIS? The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway. huh. That’s a hell of a thing. : optimysticals: lyrangalia: tflatte: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: mistomaxo: the juice is loose …what the shit did I just watch the really comprehensive befuckening of a house …ask a stupid question, I guess wait look i found the real answer: “This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.” …but what question led to THIS? The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway. huh. That’s a hell of a thing.
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optimysticals: lyrangalia: tflatte: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: mistomaxo: the juice is loose …what the shit did I just watch the really comprehensive befuckening of a house …ask a stupid question, I guess wait look i found the real answer: “This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.” …but what question led to THIS? The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway. huh. That’s a hell of a thing. : optimysticals: lyrangalia: tflatte: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: galacticwiseguy: toloveviceforitself: mistomaxo: the juice is loose …what the shit did I just watch the really comprehensive befuckening of a house …ask a stupid question, I guess wait look i found the real answer: “This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.” …but what question led to THIS? The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway. huh. That’s a hell of a thing.
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I found this somewhere and just had to share: chikaden thinksquad Here is a Science fair project presented by a girt ina secondary school in Sussex. In it she took fitered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling In a microwave. Then ater cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difterence in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by class mates a number of times and had the same resut It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not it. Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave sutfers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the oniginal make-up of the substance. i results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these Safe appliances What about the nurse i Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANTASSWIPES SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOUVE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND", RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE or energy of the water what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it t isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the difterent types of THE ELECTRO/VAGNETİC SPECTRUM CANCER Microwaves l nuclear reactors, so calm your tits ts how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more ceils. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not The chemicals it cares about are things lke vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like satl (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is ike what happens when you try an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein-the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cooll) I MAJUwaves dyuase uite îINeLuES เบา.IUve lastei diiu idslei I. just. .that is heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat Water boils at 100 C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam, but that's like the kwest setting on your oven. Oven-or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is way This movement causes friction That's not what friction is It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature Let's take these one at a time Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, s0 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is stl nutritious that's why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements) Which brings me to the radiolytic compound" bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the ron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays-the O0OH SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do not come from your microwave things that are not found in nature What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long Tons of shit that occurs naturaly is hornibly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you- like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications. PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing achieved I found this somewhere and just had to share
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mileaux: rojoninja: trebled-negrita-princess: stfusexists: feminismandpugsarelife: heremotionsickness: Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real.  Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough. Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry? so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines. yeah but ROJO WHAT THE SHIT : GIFAK NET mileaux: rojoninja: trebled-negrita-princess: stfusexists: feminismandpugsarelife: heremotionsickness: Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real.  Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough. Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry? so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines. yeah but ROJO WHAT THE SHIT
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<p><a href="http://dawniedon.tumblr.com/post/166969762326/trashcanbees-hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he" class="tumblr_blog">dawniedon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trashcanbees.tumblr.com/post/166855509322/hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he-means-is-that" class="tumblr_blog">trashcanbees</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://hanisu93.tumblr.com/post/166855267908/wait-w-a-i-t" class="tumblr_blog">hanisu93</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wait</p> <p>W A I T</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d04b62a8c11e60edf0e0f07fbe642882/tumblr_inline_oyhyt5oTuG1thtzgr_500.png" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>What he means is that teachers who are personally licensed to carry concealed weapons should be allowed to do so on school grounds. There would be no push to give guns to teachers who were not comfortable with them or to keep guns in schools or anything like that. </p> <p>The main way this is helpful is taking schools off the list of targets where you can go in completely unopposed because you don’t know for sure that there’s no one to stop you. You can’t just assume someone isn’t carrying even though you know not everyone is. </p> <p>As for the stress thing, just really think about that for a second. People don’t suddenly become more volatile when in possession of a gun, I would know I (and everyone in my family) own one, how often do you think teachers genuinely attempt to kill children? You shouldn’t be leaving your children in the care of someone you think would murder them if given the chance, that’s just not a thing. If there’s a teacher who is unstable like that the odds that that teacher can pass the background check to be allowed to own or carry guns at all is highly unlikely. </p> <p>That’s just not a realistic concern at all. You don’t wanna leave one gun per classroom or anything like that though because that makes it far more likely that a gun is in the hands of someone unqualified to use it than if a teacher can bring his personal handgun, hidden on his body where no one knows, or is allowed to know, that he has it. You would not know which teachers had guns unless there came a time for them to have to use it. </p> </blockquote> <p>What the shit! Maybe ban the possession of guns altogether!</p><p>That way teachers will not need to bring in any guns at all. And still not leave any one unopposed. How hard is it to do the maths? </p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245" data-tumblr-attribution="vengefulricecake:xo1HwOLI3CQ0xZvJpKiOIA:ZUGnKl2OTcyqS"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f70232f8918b7e7bb72b05decdfc58a/tumblr_nqcwedMWei1unayydo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Remember how well criminals obey laws? Pepperidge Farm remembers.</p>: Columbine survivor, now a lawmaker, pushes to legalize guns in schools More of my friends would still be alive today" if Columbine teachers had guns, he said <p><a href="http://dawniedon.tumblr.com/post/166969762326/trashcanbees-hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he" class="tumblr_blog">dawniedon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trashcanbees.tumblr.com/post/166855509322/hanisu93-wait-w-a-i-t-what-he-means-is-that" class="tumblr_blog">trashcanbees</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://hanisu93.tumblr.com/post/166855267908/wait-w-a-i-t" class="tumblr_blog">hanisu93</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wait</p> <p>W A I T</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d04b62a8c11e60edf0e0f07fbe642882/tumblr_inline_oyhyt5oTuG1thtzgr_500.png" data-orig-height="622" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>What he means is that teachers who are personally licensed to carry concealed weapons should be allowed to do so on school grounds. There would be no push to give guns to teachers who were not comfortable with them or to keep guns in schools or anything like that. </p> <p>The main way this is helpful is taking schools off the list of targets where you can go in completely unopposed because you don’t know for sure that there’s no one to stop you. You can’t just assume someone isn’t carrying even though you know not everyone is. </p> <p>As for the stress thing, just really think about that for a second. People don’t suddenly become more volatile when in possession of a gun, I would know I (and everyone in my family) own one, how often do you think teachers genuinely attempt to kill children? You shouldn’t be leaving your children in the care of someone you think would murder them if given the chance, that’s just not a thing. If there’s a teacher who is unstable like that the odds that that teacher can pass the background check to be allowed to own or carry guns at all is highly unlikely. </p> <p>That’s just not a realistic concern at all. You don’t wanna leave one gun per classroom or anything like that though because that makes it far more likely that a gun is in the hands of someone unqualified to use it than if a teacher can bring his personal handgun, hidden on his body where no one knows, or is allowed to know, that he has it. You would not know which teachers had guns unless there came a time for them to have to use it. </p> </blockquote> <p>What the shit! Maybe ban the possession of guns altogether!</p><p>That way teachers will not need to bring in any guns at all. And still not leave any one unopposed. How hard is it to do the maths? </p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245" data-tumblr-attribution="vengefulricecake:xo1HwOLI3CQ0xZvJpKiOIA:ZUGnKl2OTcyqS"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f70232f8918b7e7bb72b05decdfc58a/tumblr_nqcwedMWei1unayydo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="215" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Remember how well criminals obey laws? Pepperidge Farm remembers.</p>
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The Real Science Side of Tumblr: Doy nine Microwaved Water Purified Water Mroaved Water Ony Parifid chikaderp wildunicomherd thinksquad Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it sher took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the nomal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these 'Safe' appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU'VE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE the structure or energy of the water what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice the problem with nmicrowaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM CHEAT SHEET! GAMMA KRAYS RAYS v FROM THE THE PHONES MICE OV WIF WAVE IGHT RAYS RADIO SEL RAO NUCLEAR) GNOS দ CAN SEE CANCER: NOT CANCER IFvbu GET TO0 MUOH OF IT WHIC OU PROBASUV WON T BUT WEAR SUNSCEEN NOT EVEN FRM THE CSC Microwaves ! nuclear reactors, so calm your tits. it's how it comupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg which is basically a big glob of protein--the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool) Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster just.. .that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you're heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that's like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way This movenent causes friction That's not what friction is It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature. Let's take these one at a time Vitamins are dassified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, so microwaving veggies-which keeps the water in-is actually a healthier option Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking However, denatured protein is still nutritious-that's why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken Minerals are just chemical elements,, like off the periodic table-sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and protelins are very complex combinations of elements.) Which brings me to the radiolytic compound buillshit. When you talk about breaking apart say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays-the O00H SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do not come from your microwave. things that are not found in nature What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you--like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET LERN 2 SCIENCE Think before you reblog And microwave your veggies This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing Science achieved The Real Science Side of Tumblr
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