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See that bashful look on the left, Bruh? That's a woman's expression after she just took it way, way too far on yo ass. A little argument got opened up. Little bitty argument. U like "Hey baby. You bought 2% milk. I like vitamin D in my coffee tho? No biggie I'm just saying for next time." Aw nah. Aw hell nah. She was already mad. FVCK your vitamin D milk Bruh. That's when she open up that: "OH MR 2% HUH. CAN'T DRINK 2%. WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO RIGHT HUH? WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO EXACTLY...LIKE YOUR MAMA...OR YOUR EX. GOT ANY OTHER CRITIQUES WITH YOUR CRITIQUIN' ASS? HOW ABOUT LEMME CRITIQUE HOW U DON'T EVEN TELL ME I'M PRETTY ANY MORE. U WANNA CRITIQUE ME? CRITIQUE ME MOTHERFVCKER! WHAT ELSE!! I'M PRETTIER THAN ANY OF THESE NASTY HOES WHOSE PICS U LIKING ON THE GRAM! UGH! U DISGUST ME! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT U!!!!!" And u just standing there in utter disbelief with your coffee rethinking the entire relationship and that's when she give u puppy eyes. That's when she realize she done opened your heart like a open heart surgeon, took a little poop inside your heart, sewed your heart back up, and then now u coming back to life and her eyes are like "wow baby I really pooped on your soul, here's some crushed hospital ice while your heart heals up I feel bad now." Men when this happens, do not encourage. Do not be an enabler. Do not "baby it's ok" her ass. When she trip like that, that's when u toss her ass on the bed like a rag doll and give her that "I'm extremely mad at u for a valid reason" pipe. Channel all of your scorn into your penile appendage. Go ham and bananas on the Punani, u feel me? Smash them cheeks to smithereens. U Paul Bunyan...and yo PP is a axe. Chop that booty in half Bruh. U earned it. SHE earned it. Hit corners of the Punani u never hit before. And don't be nice. No pleasantries. Just the steely determination of a man who earned a well-deserved anger-smash. And I tell u this. Ol girl gon be wetter than the cot damn Nile River on yo ass Bruh. U gon strip the bed down after and even the mattress gon be wet. Bam. Win win. U feel me? THAT'S HOW TF U END A NON-ARGUMENT - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: well hi there @DrSmashlove See that bashful look on the left, Bruh? That's a woman's expression after she just took it way, way too far on yo ass. A little argument got opened up. Little bitty argument. U like "Hey baby. You bought 2% milk. I like vitamin D in my coffee tho? No biggie I'm just saying for next time." Aw nah. Aw hell nah. She was already mad. FVCK your vitamin D milk Bruh. That's when she open up that: "OH MR 2% HUH. CAN'T DRINK 2%. WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO RIGHT HUH? WHAT ELSE DO I NOT DO EXACTLY...LIKE YOUR MAMA...OR YOUR EX. GOT ANY OTHER CRITIQUES WITH YOUR CRITIQUIN' ASS? HOW ABOUT LEMME CRITIQUE HOW U DON'T EVEN TELL ME I'M PRETTY ANY MORE. U WANNA CRITIQUE ME? CRITIQUE ME MOTHERFVCKER! WHAT ELSE!! I'M PRETTIER THAN ANY OF THESE NASTY HOES WHOSE PICS U LIKING ON THE GRAM! UGH! U DISGUST ME! I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT U!!!!!" And u just standing there in utter disbelief with your coffee rethinking the entire relationship and that's when she give u puppy eyes. That's when she realize she done opened your heart like a open heart surgeon, took a little poop inside your heart, sewed your heart back up, and then now u coming back to life and her eyes are like "wow baby I really pooped on your soul, here's some crushed hospital ice while your heart heals up I feel bad now." Men when this happens, do not encourage. Do not be an enabler. Do not "baby it's ok" her ass. When she trip like that, that's when u toss her ass on the bed like a rag doll and give her that "I'm extremely mad at u for a valid reason" pipe. Channel all of your scorn into your penile appendage. Go ham and bananas on the Punani, u feel me? Smash them cheeks to smithereens. U Paul Bunyan...and yo PP is a axe. Chop that booty in half Bruh. U earned it. SHE earned it. Hit corners of the Punani u never hit before. And don't be nice. No pleasantries. Just the steely determination of a man who earned a well-deserved anger-smash. And I tell u this. Ol girl gon be wetter than the cot damn Nile River on yo ass Bruh. U gon strip the bed down after and even the mattress gon be wet. Bam. Win win. U feel me? THAT'S HOW TF U END A NON-ARGUMENT - BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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