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Growing Up, Illuminati, and Memes: AS WE ALL WOKE TO THE BREAKING DAWN OF JANUARY 12, 2017, THE COLD CAPRICORN AIR NEWS ILLUMINATING OUR WARM BREATHE UPON OUR As we all woke to the breaking dawn of January 12, 2017, the cold Capricorn air illuminating our warm breathe upon our continued life, we opened our eyes to peer into the smooth landscape of the new world order, our imperfect slumber roused by the pressures suffocating our subconscious that not even our wildest dreams could relieve. For now: Zayn is 24. Our beautiful Zayn. Remember… when he sat in a hallway on Periscope? So many beautiful memories with our man. Our beautiful little boy that just keeps on growing up and up and up. Today, like every day, we celebrate Zayn for who and what he is: Zayn! And what *else* is he today? 24. Twenty-four. Oh. Oh god. Two, Four 2 x 4? 8 2 + 4? 6 Ahhh, there we go. 6. Zayn Malik. Three vowels: A, A, I. 6 x 3 = 18? No, that can’t be right. but: 6 three times? 666 Could it… is it true? Is Zayn Malik marked by the numbers of the beast? Is Zayn… a global government plant to filter the universe’s collective love and lust onto one perfect object of affection, one person that can truly cultivate all our feelings and usher them into this one strong focused stream that only grows in power with it universality? Is Zayn an illuminati plant to monopolize for an secret and ulterior motive for an invisible yet ubiquitous organization because based on how he, himself, is the perfect manifestation of all of our desires? by Darcie Wilder

As we all woke to the breaking dawn of January 12, 2017, the cold Capricorn air illuminating our warm breathe upon our continued life, we op...

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