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beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please : 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please
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doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL : 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's happy @DrSmashlove BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]
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"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?: 4G 17:26 notyourexrotic t' ill 60% 2:07 PM Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo Follow 5 hrs a 2 3 Citizenship 4 So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration Voter Info Additional Info This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. Citizenship Information I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card Fields marked with are required fields According to records at the Department of Safety and Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United States. If you recently became a citizen, your record has not yet been updated with the Tennessee Department of Safety. Please enter your date of citizenship and your naturalization number below. If you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this application. So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that shit now Something is happening update I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses. update 2 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes. I will try again on Monday. Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!! If you believe you have reached this screen in error, please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850 4959 Date of U.S. Citizenship:* Naturalization Number: Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS website is listing them as "not a citizen" From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. 4G 17:26 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee check your status now!! https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration Something is happening *update* I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes 4G 17:26 Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes I will try again on Monday Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!! clover1982 This is not a drill clover1982 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an assumption-of-permanence Fuente: notyourexrotic 21,978 notas "It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
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"It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?: 4G 17:26 notyourexrotic t' ill 60% 2:07 PM Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo Follow 5 hrs a 2 3 Citizenship 4 So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration Voter Info Additional Info This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. Citizenship Information I have voted in 2 elections; i have an American passport 've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card Fields marked with are required fields According to records at the Department of Safety and Homeland Security, you are not a citizen of the United States. If you recently became a citizen, your record has not yet been updated with the Tennessee Department of Safety. Please enter your date of citizenship and your naturalization number below. If you are not a U.S. citizen, do not complete this application. So, a warning to all naturalized citizens, check that shit now Something is happening update I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses. update 2 Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an immigration officer". The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes. I will try again on Monday. Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!! If you believe you have reached this screen in error, please contact the Division of Elections at 1-877-850 4959 Date of U.S. Citizenship:* Naturalization Number: Naturalized US citizens are reporting that the DHS website is listing them as "not a citizen" From Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo So i just got this message when i attempted to update my voter registration This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. 4G 17:26 This is a lie. I became a naturalized citizen in 2005 Drove all the way to Memphis Tennessee for the ceremony. I have voted in 2 elections, i have an American passport I've traveled with, and i have gone to the Department of safety and homeland security to update all information, last time i did was 2 years ago when i needed a copy of my social security card So, a warning to all naturalized citizens inTennessee check your status now!! https://ovr.govote.tn.gov/Registration Something is happening *update* I have confirmed others that are having this issue. Folks, this is Not a drill!! Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes 4G 17:26 Check your statuses update 2* Still trying to find answers. After calling the Department of homeland security and safety, i was told by the representative that he didn't know what was happening and would like to refer me to an "immigration officer The wait time is 57 minutes. The office closed in 17 minutes I will try again on Monday Until then, i am taking my passport with me Everywhere!! EVERYWHERE!!! clover1982 This is not a drill clover1982 https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists /in-america-naturalized-citizens-no-longer-have-an assumption-of-permanence Fuente: notyourexrotic 21,978 notas "It wouldn't happen if they came the legal way!" Are you sure about that?
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Red Lobster Debuts New Meal Featuring Cheddar Bay Biscuits and Lobster – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "When he f*ck* me good, I treat his ass to Waffles and Lobster." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone’s favorite seafood restaurant is debuting a new dish, and yes, it includes the fan-favorite Cheddar Bay Biscuits. And no, this is not a drill, people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Pop Sugar, Red Lobster is bringing their world-famous Cheddar Bay Biscuits to the main course, as the restaurant debuts its new dish, lobster, and waffles. So, not only is the restaurant putting a spin on one of the most popular dish duos, but it is also incorporating its most popular food item-those damn Cheddar Bay Biscuits. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The restaurant rolled out its new Lobster and Waffles meal on Monday, March 26, as part of this year’s Lobsterfest. Now, in addition to the Lobster Truffle Mac & Cheese, the Dualing Lobster Tails and the Stuffed Tilapia with Langostino Lobster, you will be able to get the fired lobster with a Cheddar Bay Biscuit waffle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the publication, the meal will only run you about $20 bucks, depending on the location.: Red Lobster Debuts New Meal Featuring Cheddar Bay Biscuits and Lobster @balleralert Red Lobster Debuts New Meal Featuring Cheddar Bay Biscuits and Lobster – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "When he f*ck* me good, I treat his ass to Waffles and Lobster." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone’s favorite seafood restaurant is debuting a new dish, and yes, it includes the fan-favorite Cheddar Bay Biscuits. And no, this is not a drill, people. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Pop Sugar, Red Lobster is bringing their world-famous Cheddar Bay Biscuits to the main course, as the restaurant debuts its new dish, lobster, and waffles. So, not only is the restaurant putting a spin on one of the most popular dish duos, but it is also incorporating its most popular food item-those damn Cheddar Bay Biscuits. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The restaurant rolled out its new Lobster and Waffles meal on Monday, March 26, as part of this year’s Lobsterfest. Now, in addition to the Lobster Truffle Mac & Cheese, the Dualing Lobster Tails and the Stuffed Tilapia with Langostino Lobster, you will be able to get the fired lobster with a Cheddar Bay Biscuit waffle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the publication, the meal will only run you about $20 bucks, depending on the location.
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