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Memes, Ruby Rose, and Skull: saugefactory: gueelez: lord-of-the-nerds: discordion: When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid. When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days. When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door. When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick. When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine. When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone clearly someone didn't want that saxophone invented incompetent time-traveling saxophone haters THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT I had a really weird dream last night and I don't entirely remember what was going on but I was like at this outdoor party and it was pitch black and I was pregnant and I had gone into labor and I needed to get to the hospital but it was so dark and I couldn't see so I was afraid I was going to fall so I ended up just laying done on a stone porch and pushing but I never ended up having the baby bc suddenly I was in a house that connected to a street through a doorway and Ruby Rose was there and some man and I had a ring like embedded in my skin and I peeled it off and gave it to the man and Ruby Rose was keeping a secret and the man and I were trying to figure it out as she walked away and it turned out she was sleeping with one of the shopkeepers

I had a really weird dream last night and I don't entirely remember what was going on but I was like at this outdoor party and it was pitch ...

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