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Ass, Sex, and Soldiers: sathinfection contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that's your ides of march fact for today what an absolute unit ol' iulius was liesmyth how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed julius husband to all wives and wife to all husbands caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom sathinfection suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral liesmyth cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. -am-net saying -sugar daddy-but sugar daddy-the sex was so good that when nicomede:s died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is true langernameohnebedeutung listen it's one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesan and the king doing it on a "golden couch arrayed in purple" where "the virginity of the one sprung fronm Venus was lost in Bithynia" so I don't think good old lulius is the only one who's got to ask himself some serious questions here. spaffy-jimble Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom please share for bottom's rights beware-the-ravenstag fun fact-there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world silver-tongues-blog Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years Source: sathinfection Julius Caesar was a total slut.
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Benadryl, Bless Up, and Fall: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of my pup. U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners ๐Ÿค—. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it ๐Ÿค—). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u ๐Ÿ˜‚. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time ๐Ÿ˜ข. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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