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monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it guess what’s going on my to watch list now : Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, it’s literally just a “be gay do crime” rom com there’s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and it’s sweet and I’d die for it guess what’s going on my to watch list now
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portmanteau-bot: dynastylnoire: rightinthecrystalfeels: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor I must see this movie White crime white + crime = whime.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕。)づ | PayPal | Patreon: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com portmanteau-bot: dynastylnoire: rightinthecrystalfeels: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor I must see this movie White crime white + crime = whime.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕。)づ | PayPal | Patreon
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avintagekiss24: elinimate: sursumursa: gendervilleusa: marguerite26: kk-maker: 2spoopy5you: lohelim: winterthirst: sabacc: Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away. #EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via) No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly. 1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular. 2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor. 3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s. Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong. so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division…. Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose. There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues. Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time. The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out? Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds. Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance. #his little jaw twitch well done chris ( @thewomaninthetanjacket ) Oh shit I hadn’t noticed that, god this just gets better and better. I love everything about this. @greenbergsays I didn’t even notice any of this until read this thread. Woah. : avintagekiss24: elinimate: sursumursa: gendervilleusa: marguerite26: kk-maker: 2spoopy5you: lohelim: winterthirst: sabacc: Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away. #EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT (via) No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly. 1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular. 2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor. 3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s. Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong. so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division…. Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose. There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues. Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time. The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out? Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds. Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance. #his little jaw twitch well done chris ( @thewomaninthetanjacket ) Oh shit I hadn’t noticed that, god this just gets better and better. I love everything about this. @greenbergsays I didn’t even notice any of this until read this thread. Woah.
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instagram: Making Moves with Dancer @yoe.apolinario Throughout #BlackHistoryMonth, celebrated during February in the United States and Canada, we’re highlighting next-generation creatives of color who are shaping the future of their communities. Each of the featured accounts was selected by writer, curator and activist Kimberly Drew (@museummammy). “Yoe Apolinario (@yoe.apolinario) invites you into her creative growth and uses her platform to highlight other dance communities around the world,” says Kimberly of the professional dancer who is based in Los Angeles. “I found a video of Yoe dancing alongside SHEstreet (@sheopatra_jones) on [singer] Diana Ross’ Instagram. In the video, they are both in suits and busting out some of the most fly, futuristic dance moves I’ve seen in a long time. While following Yoe’s account, I was exposed to the beauty and strength of Instagram’s dance community. Yoe is fierce, committed and she’s invited us all along for the ride.” Wow : instagram: Making Moves with Dancer @yoe.apolinario Throughout #BlackHistoryMonth, celebrated during February in the United States and Canada, we’re highlighting next-generation creatives of color who are shaping the future of their communities. Each of the featured accounts was selected by writer, curator and activist Kimberly Drew (@museummammy). “Yoe Apolinario (@yoe.apolinario) invites you into her creative growth and uses her platform to highlight other dance communities around the world,” says Kimberly of the professional dancer who is based in Los Angeles. “I found a video of Yoe dancing alongside SHEstreet (@sheopatra_jones) on [singer] Diana Ross’ Instagram. In the video, they are both in suits and busting out some of the most fly, futuristic dance moves I’ve seen in a long time. While following Yoe’s account, I was exposed to the beauty and strength of Instagram’s dance community. Yoe is fierce, committed and she’s invited us all along for the ride.” Wow
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From @blerd.vision - The iron billionaire clapback. 😂 Ironman v Ironfist 🙌🏾 -- I mean, was I the only one expecting IronFist to actually USE his Iron Fist? It's like the writers would always find some crazy excuse for him to avoid it: "I'm unfocused." Can't use it. "I'm drugged." Can't use it. "I'm tired." Can't use it. "It's after 2pm on a Tuesday." Can't use it! Wtf, Marvel! Was it the Netflix budget? -EndRant -- I get the chi thing.. I just want to see him go full BruceLeeroy with The Glow and bust out the golden Fire hands like in the comics. It's like the coolest thing about Iron Fist in the first place. Limitations of Netflix or purely a creative decision? What do you guys think?: UMUN MANE YOUR SUIT ISN'T EVEN MADE OF IRON. WHY CALL YOURSELF ON F STL? YOU BARELY USE IT IN THE SHOw. IGIBLERDVISION From @blerd.vision - The iron billionaire clapback. 😂 Ironman v Ironfist 🙌🏾 -- I mean, was I the only one expecting IronFist to actually USE his Iron Fist? It's like the writers would always find some crazy excuse for him to avoid it: "I'm unfocused." Can't use it. "I'm drugged." Can't use it. "I'm tired." Can't use it. "It's after 2pm on a Tuesday." Can't use it! Wtf, Marvel! Was it the Netflix budget? -EndRant -- I get the chi thing.. I just want to see him go full BruceLeeroy with The Glow and bust out the golden Fire hands like in the comics. It's like the coolest thing about Iron Fist in the first place. Limitations of Netflix or purely a creative decision? What do you guys think?

From @blerd.vision - The iron billionaire clapback. 😂 Ironman v Ironfist 🙌🏾 -- I mean, was I the only one expecting IronFist to actually...

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The iron billionaire clapback. 😂 Ironman v Ironfist 🙌🏾 -- I mean, was I the only one expecting IronFist to actually USE his Iron Fist? It's like the writers would always find some crazy excuse for him to avoid it: "I'm unfocused." Can't use it. "I'm drugged." Can't use it. "I'm tired." Can't use it. "It's after 2pm on a Tuesday." Can't use it! Wtf, Marvel! Was it the Netflix budget? -EndRant -- I get the chi thing.. I just want to see him go full BruceLeeroy with The Glow and bust out the golden Fire hands like in the comics. It's like the coolest thing about Iron Fist in the first place. Limitations of Netflix or purely a creative decision? What do you guys think?: UNUN MANE YOUR SUIT ISN'T EVEN MADE OF IRONE WHY CALL YOURSELF ON F STL? YOU BARELMUSELIT IN THE SHOW IGIBLERD.VISION The iron billionaire clapback. 😂 Ironman v Ironfist 🙌🏾 -- I mean, was I the only one expecting IronFist to actually USE his Iron Fist? It's like the writers would always find some crazy excuse for him to avoid it: "I'm unfocused." Can't use it. "I'm drugged." Can't use it. "I'm tired." Can't use it. "It's after 2pm on a Tuesday." Can't use it! Wtf, Marvel! Was it the Netflix budget? -EndRant -- I get the chi thing.. I just want to see him go full BruceLeeroy with The Glow and bust out the golden Fire hands like in the comics. It's like the coolest thing about Iron Fist in the first place. Limitations of Netflix or purely a creative decision? What do you guys think?

The iron billionaire clapback. 😂 Ironman v Ironfist 🙌🏾 -- I mean, was I the only one expecting IronFist to actually USE his Iron Fist? It...

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Ride with me, pupper. Ride with me. Let's face the open road together. Let's stop at Arby's and snack on processed roast beef-shaped meat product with extra BBQ sauce and curly fries. Let's hit gas station rest stops in small towns with that "cappuccino" machine that doesn't make cappuccinos but instead poops out an over-sweetened, frothy, milky coffee substance that ties your stomach in knots but low key taste good AF. Let me introduce u to my favorite records from Gucci Mane, 21 Savage, and maybe a lil Muddy Waters. Oooooh I surprised u with that last one, didn't I pupper ... see papa has diverse and eclectic musical tastes ☺️. Let me bust out a joint I rolled before the trip and blow this extremely good kush while we cruise at an altitude of 70 mph, pupper. Don't worry I'll roll down the windows and hit that sunroof, I can't imagine weed is good for puppies 😋. Pupper, I wanna cruise with you all the time. Will you be my lil ride or die homie on this journey of life? You complete me, pupper. You complete me 😍😂😂😂: Car rides with bae Drsmashlove Ride with me, pupper. Ride with me. Let's face the open road together. Let's stop at Arby's and snack on processed roast beef-shaped meat product with extra BBQ sauce and curly fries. Let's hit gas station rest stops in small towns with that "cappuccino" machine that doesn't make cappuccinos but instead poops out an over-sweetened, frothy, milky coffee substance that ties your stomach in knots but low key taste good AF. Let me introduce u to my favorite records from Gucci Mane, 21 Savage, and maybe a lil Muddy Waters. Oooooh I surprised u with that last one, didn't I pupper ... see papa has diverse and eclectic musical tastes ☺️. Let me bust out a joint I rolled before the trip and blow this extremely good kush while we cruise at an altitude of 70 mph, pupper. Don't worry I'll roll down the windows and hit that sunroof, I can't imagine weed is good for puppies 😋. Pupper, I wanna cruise with you all the time. Will you be my lil ride or die homie on this journey of life? You complete me, pupper. You complete me 😍😂😂😂

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Andrew Garfield recently did an on-camera interview with W magazine, during which he spent the first two minutes talking about praying, longing, agony, and developing a relationship with a greater power. And then? He lightened things WAY the hell up by recalling the time he got high at Disneyland. As Garfield recalled, the year was 2012, and he ventured to the Happiest Place on Earth to celebrate his 29th birthday with then-girlfriend Emma Stone and seven other friends. “They came out to L.A. to surprise me. We went to Disneyland. We ate pot brownies. It was literally heaven. How about Space Mountain three times in a row?” he said, adding, “I freaked out on It’s a Small World. I was like, ‘It is a fucking small world.’” Almost five years after the fact, Garfield does feel a little guilty for making his Disneyland tour guide put up with the group’s antics. “We had this girl called Chantelle — bless you, Chantelle, wherever you are — she was our guide. And I think she was that innocent and pure of heart that she had no idea that we were on drugs,” he recalled. The actor also recreated a silly dance that he and his pals busted out during their trippy Disneyland trek, but that’s best seen by your own eyes. by Madeline Roth: ANDREW GARFIELD AND EMMA STONE ONCE GOT REALLY HIGH AT DISNEYLAND NEWS Andrew Garfield recently did an on-camera interview with W magazine, during which he spent the first two minutes talking about praying, longing, agony, and developing a relationship with a greater power. And then? He lightened things WAY the hell up by recalling the time he got high at Disneyland. As Garfield recalled, the year was 2012, and he ventured to the Happiest Place on Earth to celebrate his 29th birthday with then-girlfriend Emma Stone and seven other friends. “They came out to L.A. to surprise me. We went to Disneyland. We ate pot brownies. It was literally heaven. How about Space Mountain three times in a row?” he said, adding, “I freaked out on It’s a Small World. I was like, ‘It is a fucking small world.’” Almost five years after the fact, Garfield does feel a little guilty for making his Disneyland tour guide put up with the group’s antics. “We had this girl called Chantelle — bless you, Chantelle, wherever you are — she was our guide. And I think she was that innocent and pure of heart that she had no idea that we were on drugs,” he recalled. The actor also recreated a silly dance that he and his pals busted out during their trippy Disneyland trek, but that’s best seen by your own eyes. by Madeline Roth
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It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me 😂. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂: half pitbull half golden retriever @Drsmashlove It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me 😂. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marguerite26.tumblr.com/post/100423245691">marguerite26</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kk-maker.tumblr.com/post/100370208172">kk-maker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2spoopy5you.tumblr.com/post/100252728005">2spoopy5you</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lohelim.tumblr.com/post/100206853164">lohelim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winterthirst.tumblr.com/post/100122180451">winterthirst</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sabacc.tumblr.com/post/100091062032">sabacc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="post_tag" href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/EXCUSE-ME-MA%27AM-BUT-YOUR-TITTIES-ARE-NOT-CONES-I%27M-CALLING-BULLSHIT">#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT</a> (<a href="http://thisdorkyblogthing.tumblr.com">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.</p> <p>1) Her hair is <em>completely wrong</em> for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.</p> <p>2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.</p> <p>3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it <em>has</em> to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught <em>dead</em> with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.</p> <p>Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her <em>hair</em> that something is very, very wrong.</p> </blockquote> <p>so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….</p> </blockquote> <p>Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.</p> <p>There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.</p> <p>Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really <em>is </em>smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a <em>really</em> long time.</p> <p>The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?</p> <p>Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get <em>better</em>. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.</p> </blockquote>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marguerite26.tumblr.com/post/100423245691">marguerite26</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kk-maker.tumblr.com/post/100370208172">kk-maker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2spoopy5you.tumblr.com/post/100252728005">2spoopy5you</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lohelim.tumblr.com/post/100206853164">lohelim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://winterthirst.tumblr.com/post/100122180451">winterthirst</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sabacc.tumblr.com/post/100091062032">sabacc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="post_tag" href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/EXCUSE-ME-MA%27AM-BUT-YOUR-TITTIES-ARE-NOT-CONES-I%27M-CALLING-BULLSHIT">#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT</a> (<a href="http://thisdorkyblogthing.tumblr.com">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.</p> <p>1) Her hair is <em>completely wrong</em> for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.</p> <p>2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.</p> <p>3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it <em>has</em> to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught <em>dead</em> with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.</p> <p>Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her <em>hair</em> that something is very, very wrong.</p> </blockquote> <p>so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….</p> </blockquote> <p>Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.</p> <p>There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.</p> <p>Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really <em>is </em>smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a <em>really</em> long time.</p> <p>The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?</p> <p>Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get <em>better</em>. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.</p> </blockquote>
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