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Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS πŸ€— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS πŸ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation πŸ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)): u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it This fur baby turns five today! Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today 😍 VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS πŸ€— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS πŸ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation πŸ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS 😩 (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct 😩)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚))
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Baby girl I like u. I like u a lot. Let's go half on a fur baby, name her Bella, and then when we break up, let's get into extremely vicious and vindictive arguments about who gets Bella, then let's ultimately settle on joint custody and get into petty mud-slinging matches when one of us is late to pick up Bella: "I HAD BRUNCH PLANS. AT 11. IT'S FUCKING 11:45. WHERE WERE YOU." This will ultimately train us for when we get married and have a divorce, except it will be roughly 25 times more costly and acrimonious. Nonetheless, for some inexplicable reason, I have the urge to cement our wobbly relationship by co-adopting a living thing because that's what people do, so: here, meet Bella, I think you'll like her 🐢 πŸŽ€ situationships πŸ’•πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: Where can I get this bath bomb? @Drsmashlove Baby girl I like u. I like u a lot. Let's go half on a fur baby, name her Bella, and then when we break up, let's get into extremely vicious and vindictive arguments about who gets Bella, then let's ultimately settle on joint custody and get into petty mud-slinging matches when one of us is late to pick up Bella: "I HAD BRUNCH PLANS. AT 11. IT'S FUCKING 11:45. WHERE WERE YOU." This will ultimately train us for when we get married and have a divorce, except it will be roughly 25 times more costly and acrimonious. Nonetheless, for some inexplicable reason, I have the urge to cement our wobbly relationship by co-adopting a living thing because that's what people do, so: here, meet Bella, I think you'll like her 🐢 πŸŽ€ situationships πŸ’•πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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