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Dogs, Tbh, and Tumblr: flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the like car rides. He's alittle thing tbh we call him short and long and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendlyl" So this guy brings his equally big triend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never let anything hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked aft me (53, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them' and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy awesomacious: This is too sweet

Dogs, Tbh, and Tumblr: flowernstt
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the like car rides. He's alittle
thing tbh we call him short and long
and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think
it's a good place to start."
Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendlyl" So this guy brings his equally big triend
over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big
man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and
puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and
his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never let anything
hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked aft
me (53, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy
looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things
I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them' and went out of his
way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
awesomacious:

This is too sweet

Dogs, Tbh, and Tumblr: flowernstt
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the like car rides. He's alittle
thing tbh we call him short and long
and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think
it's a good place to start."
Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendlyl" So this guy brings his equally big triend
over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big
man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and
puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and
his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never let anything
hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked aft
me (53, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy
looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things
I've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them' and went out of his
way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
awesomacious:

This is too sweet

awesomacious: This is too sweet

Fish, Live, and Truth: Fred The Fish @FredTheFish8 If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to? connor @connorhannigan4 I'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to pick a song The truth

Fish, Live, and Truth: Fred The Fish
@FredTheFish8
If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's
the last song you'd listen to?
connor
@connorhannigan4
I'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to
pick a song
The truth

Fish, Live, and Truth: Fred The Fish
@FredTheFish8
If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's
the last song you'd listen to?
connor
@connorhannigan4
I'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to
pick a song
The truth

The truth

Goals, Memes, and Phone: Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married & have kids so they can pick some animated garbage for movie night & you can look at memes on your phone while l doze off Goals

Goals, Memes, and Phone: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Let's get married & have kids so they
can pick some animated garbage for
movie night & you can look at
memes on your phone while l doze
off
Goals

Goals, Memes, and Phone: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Let's get married & have kids so they
can pick some animated garbage for
movie night & you can look at
memes on your phone while l doze
off
Goals

Goals

Cheating, Comfortable, and Condom: THINK YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WTH ME LM NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU BREAK UP WITH ME TVE BEEN CHEATING ON FOR SIX MONTHS VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU SEVEN MONTHS IM PREGNANT! PRETEND TO BE NEVER USE A CONDOM! AN UNDERAGE Boy AND PICK UP MALE CLIENTS WELL, .. T SLEEP WITH UNDERAGE BOYS EVERY NIGHT WHILE DRESSED AS HITLER CHEAT WITH WITH A GUY WHO ERDRESSES LIKE HITLER 8-BILLY? ADOLF? HAPPY VALENTINES ODAY Breakup

Cheating, Comfortable, and Condom: THINK YOU
SHOULD BREAK
UP WTH ME
LM NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE WITH
THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU
BREAK UP WITH ME
TVE BEEN
CHEATING ON
FOR SIX MONTHS
VE BEEN
CHEATING ON
YOU
SEVEN MONTHS
IM PREGNANT!
PRETEND TO BE
NEVER USE
A CONDOM!
AN UNDERAGE Boy
AND PICK UP
MALE CLIENTS
WELL, .. T
SLEEP WITH
UNDERAGE BOYS
EVERY NIGHT WHILE
DRESSED AS HITLER
CHEAT WITH
WITH A GUY WHO
ERDRESSES LIKE HITLER
8-BILLY?
ADOLF?
HAPPY
VALENTINES
ODAY
Breakup

Cheating, Comfortable, and Condom: THINK YOU
SHOULD BREAK
UP WTH ME
LM NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE WITH
THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU
BREAK UP WITH ME
TVE BEEN
CHEATING ON
FOR SIX MONTHS
VE BEEN
CHEATING ON
YOU
SEVEN MONTHS
IM PREGNANT!
PRETEND TO BE
NEVER USE
A CONDOM!
AN UNDERAGE Boy
AND PICK UP
MALE CLIENTS
WELL, .. T
SLEEP WITH
UNDERAGE BOYS
EVERY NIGHT WHILE
DRESSED AS HITLER
CHEAT WITH
WITH A GUY WHO
ERDRESSES LIKE HITLER
8-BILLY?
ADOLF?
HAPPY
VALENTINES
ODAY
Breakup

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior) wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm nodding along not thinking anything of all this when he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists though and then proceeds to take out his phone and text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644, will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our son Reply 3.3k vanillafolder09 1h If this is real, this is wholesome af awesomacious: Wholesome post about swearing

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h
I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One
day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and
called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking
him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some
of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as
we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best
and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior)
wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm
nodding along not thinking anything of all this when
he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice
quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists
though and then proceeds to take out his phone and
text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and
trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop
Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at
me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644,
will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really
nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone
and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended
up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been
together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our
son
Reply 3.3k
vanillafolder09 1h
If this is real, this is wholesome af
awesomacious:

Wholesome post about swearing

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h
I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One
day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and
called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking
him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some
of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as
we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best
and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior)
wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm
nodding along not thinking anything of all this when
he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice
quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists
though and then proceeds to take out his phone and
text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and
trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop
Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at
me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644,
will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really
nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone
and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended
up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been
together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our
son
Reply 3.3k
vanillafolder09 1h
If this is real, this is wholesome af
awesomacious:

Wholesome post about swearing

Low Key, Pussy, and Valentine's Day: When all 6 of your girlfriends trying to win your attention for Valentine's Day but you low-key about to pick the one with the best pussy and ditch the rest. Stressful As Fucccc. 😩😩🤔

Low Key, Pussy, and Valentine's Day: When all 6 of your girlfriends trying to
win your attention for Valentine's Day
but you low-key about to pick the one
with the best pussy and ditch the rest.
Stressful As Fucccc. 😩😩🤔

Low Key, Pussy, and Valentine's Day: When all 6 of your girlfriends trying to
win your attention for Valentine's Day
but you low-key about to pick the one
with the best pussy and ditch the rest.
Stressful As Fucccc. 😩😩🤔

Tumblr, Australia, and Blog: awesomage:POWER FLOSS - DENTAL WATER CLEANERIdeal for braces, crowns, sensitive gums plaque removingFree Shipping For US, UK, Germany Australia

Tumblr, Australia, and Blog: awesomage:POWER FLOSS - DENTAL WATER CLEANERIdeal for braces, crowns, sensitive gums plaque removingFree Shipping For US, UK, Germany Australia

Tumblr, Australia, and Blog: awesomage:POWER FLOSS - DENTAL WATER CLEANERIdeal for braces, crowns, sensitive gums plaque removingFree Shipping For US, UK, Germany Australia

Mobile, Hood, and Order: Me walking by people in line to pick up my mobile order 😩😂

Mobile, Hood, and Order: Me walking by people in line to pick
up my mobile order
😩😂

Mobile, Hood, and Order: Me walking by people in line to pick
up my mobile order
😩😂

😩😂

Tumblr, Australia, and Blog: awesomage:POWER FLOSS - DENTAL WATER CLEANERIdeal for braces, crowns, sensitive gums plaque removingFree Shipping For US, UK, Germany Australia

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Tumblr, Australia, and Blog: awesomage:POWER FLOSS - DENTAL WATER CLEANERIdeal for braces, crowns, sensitive gums plaque removingFree Shipping For US, UK, Germany Australia

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease" *pat: "how rare?" *doc: "you pick the name" Good thing Ill go away soon

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease"
*pat: "how rare?"
*doc: "you pick the name"
Good thing Ill go away soon

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease"
*pat: "how rare?"
*doc: "you pick the name"
Good thing Ill go away soon

Good thing Ill go away soon

Work, Blue, and How To: How to Pick Up a Blue Chair Off the Ground Does this work for other colors too no

Work, Blue, and How To: How to Pick Up a Blue Chair Off the Ground
Does this work for other colors too
no

Work, Blue, and How To: How to Pick Up a Blue Chair Off the Ground
Does this work for other colors too
no

Dad, Lmao, and Memes: eregr1ne my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she's just like "but how wil know if someone is stealing it" and my dad is just like "because you'll be sitting on the floor" and she slapped him Lmao

Dad, Lmao, and Memes: eregr1ne
my mom is trying to pick a colour
for her new wheelchair and me and
my dad are telling her to get black
and she's just like "but how wil
know if someone is stealing it" and
my dad is just like "because you'll
be sitting on the floor" and she
slapped him
Lmao

Dad, Lmao, and Memes: eregr1ne
my mom is trying to pick a colour
for her new wheelchair and me and
my dad are telling her to get black
and she's just like "but how wil
know if someone is stealing it" and
my dad is just like "because you'll
be sitting on the floor" and she
slapped him
Lmao

Lmao

Bitch, Funny, and Ludacris: Me walking by people in line to pick up my mobile order “MOVE BITCH” - Ludacris

Bitch, Funny, and Ludacris: Me walking by people in line to pick
up my mobile order
“MOVE BITCH” - Ludacris

Bitch, Funny, and Ludacris: Me walking by people in line to pick
up my mobile order
“MOVE BITCH” - Ludacris

Twitter, Girl Memes, and Mom: Betches @betchesluvthis betches At what age do l stop putting down my mom as my emergency contact? Asking for a friend 1:39 PM 2/12/19 Twitter Web Client Mom, can you pick me up? I’m scared.

Twitter, Girl Memes, and Mom: Betches
@betchesluvthis
betches
At what age do l stop putting down my
mom as my emergency contact?
Asking for a friend
1:39 PM 2/12/19 Twitter Web Client
Mom, can you pick me up? I’m scared.

Twitter, Girl Memes, and Mom: Betches
@betchesluvthis
betches
At what age do l stop putting down my
mom as my emergency contact?
Asking for a friend
1:39 PM 2/12/19 Twitter Web Client
Mom, can you pick me up? I’m scared.

Mom, can you pick me up? I’m scared.

Fire, Memes, and Boy: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease" *pat: "how rare?" *doc: "you pick the name" Oh boy, fire up the GoFundMe page... 😭

Fire, Memes, and Boy: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease"
*pat: "how rare?"
*doc: "you pick the name"
Oh boy, fire up the GoFundMe page... 😭

Fire, Memes, and Boy: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease"
*pat: "how rare?"
*doc: "you pick the name"
Oh boy, fire up the GoFundMe page... 😭

Oh boy, fire up the GoFundMe page... 😭

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease" *pat: "how rare?" *doc: "you pick the name" Good thing Ill go away soon

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease"
*pat: "how rare?"
*doc: "you pick the name"
Good thing Ill go away soon

Soon..., Good, and How: *doc: "Sir, you've got a very rare disease"
*pat: "how rare?"
*doc: "you pick the name"
Good thing Ill go away soon

Good thing Ill go away soon

Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from rape >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >I impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC

Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC

Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC

Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2N1zfJC

Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from rape >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >I impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today Wholesome greentext

Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext

Best Friend, Friends, and Anonymous: Anonymous
02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021
>be me, 17f and in treatmen and
recovery from rape
>walking through petco to pick up
crickets for my friends pet lizard
>lock eyes with this cat in the
adoption area
>she presses her paw up to the
570 KB JPG
glass
>cryinginpublic.jpg
>I impulsively adopt her
>two months later, sucidal thoughts almost
nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again
>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side
when I'm home and encourages me to get out of
bed in the morning
Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Wholesome greentext

Wholesome greentext

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together forever, but never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart I Pick You to infinity und beyond cool-facts: There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else. Handmade in Arkansas

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together
forever,
but never
apart,
maybe in
distance,
but never in
heart

I Pick
You

to infinity
und beyond
cool-facts:
There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else.
Handmade in Arkansas

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together
forever,
but never
apart,
maybe in
distance,
but never in
heart

I Pick
You

to infinity
und beyond
cool-facts:
There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else.
Handmade in Arkansas

cool-facts: There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else. Handmad...

Drugs, Lean, and Songs: Me listening to songs about drugs, and murder on my way to pick up Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts @lean in my cereal meirl

Drugs, Lean, and Songs: Me listening to songs about drugs,
and murder on my way to pick up
Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts
@lean in my cereal
meirl

Drugs, Lean, and Songs: Me listening to songs about drugs,
and murder on my way to pick up
Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts
@lean in my cereal
meirl

meirl

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together forever, but never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart I Pick You to infinity und beyond cool-facts: There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else. Handmade in Arkansas

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together
forever,
but never
apart,
maybe in
distance,
but never in
heart

I Pick
You

to infinity
und beyond
cool-facts:
There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else.
Handmade in Arkansas

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together
forever,
but never
apart,
maybe in
distance,
but never in
heart

I Pick
You

to infinity
und beyond
cool-facts:
There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else.
Handmade in Arkansas

cool-facts: There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else. Handmad...

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together forever, but never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart I Pick You to infinity und beyond cool-facts: There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else. Handmade in Arkansas

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together
forever,
but never
apart,
maybe in
distance,
but never in
heart

I Pick
You

to infinity
und beyond
cool-facts:
There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else.
Handmade in Arkansas

Facts, Tumblr, and Arkansas: 1 Together
forever,
but never
apart,
maybe in
distance,
but never in
heart

I Pick
You

to infinity
und beyond
cool-facts:
There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else.
Handmade in Arkansas

cool-facts: There is no greater feeling in the world for me than having something I’ve made be cherished as a gift for someone else. Handmad...

Drugs, Lean, and Memes: Me listening to songs about drugs, and murder on my way to pick up Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts @lean in my cereal A whole lot of gang member stuff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Sriy09

Drugs, Lean, and Memes: Me listening to songs about drugs,
and murder on my way to pick up
Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts
@lean in my cereal
A whole lot of gang member stuff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Sriy09

Drugs, Lean, and Memes: Me listening to songs about drugs,
and murder on my way to pick up
Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts
@lean in my cereal
A whole lot of gang member stuff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Sriy09

A whole lot of gang member stuff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Sriy09

Fall, Love, and Tumblr: TH THE WHOLE WE PICK HIS TIM TO FALL LOVE desertislandcomics:Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

Fall, Love, and Tumblr: TH THE WHOLE
WE PICK
HIS TIM
TO FALL
LOVE
desertislandcomics:Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

Fall, Love, and Tumblr: TH THE WHOLE
WE PICK
HIS TIM
TO FALL
LOVE
desertislandcomics:Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

desertislandcomics:Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

Funny, Tumblr, and Fish: ct Fred The Fish @FredTheFish8 If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's the last song you'd listen to? connor @connorhannigan4 l'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to pick a song

Funny, Tumblr, and Fish: ct
Fred The Fish
@FredTheFish8
If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's
the last song you'd listen to?
connor
@connorhannigan4
l'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to
pick a song

Funny, Tumblr, and Fish: ct
Fred The Fish
@FredTheFish8
If you had 6 minutes left to live, what's
the last song you'd listen to?
connor
@connorhannigan4
l'd spend the whole 6 minutes trying to
pick a song

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior) wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm nodding along not thinking anything of all this when he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists though and then proceeds to take out his phone and text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644, will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our son Reply 3.3k vanillafolder09 1h If this is real, this is wholesome af positive-memes: Wholesome post about swearing

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h
I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One
day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and
called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking
him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some
of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as
we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best
and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior)
wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm
nodding along not thinking anything of all this when
he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice
quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists
though and then proceeds to take out his phone and
text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and
trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop
Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at
me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644,
will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really
nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone
and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended
up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been
together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our
son
Reply 3.3k
vanillafolder09 1h
If this is real, this is wholesome af
positive-memes:

Wholesome post about swearing

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h
I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One
day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and
called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking
him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some
of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as
we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best
and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior)
wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm
nodding along not thinking anything of all this when
he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice
quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists
though and then proceeds to take out his phone and
text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and
trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop
Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at
me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644,
will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really
nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone
and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended
up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been
together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our
son
Reply 3.3k
vanillafolder09 1h
If this is real, this is wholesome af
positive-memes:

Wholesome post about swearing

Wtf, Best, and Game: r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88. 6h Maybe we're all playable character in a cosmic video game, and the fridge is the save point, which is why we all sorta open it, look inside, and then wander off without eating anything Mindblowing 6,7k 169 Share BEST COMMENTS Uninteresting_Turtle 5h Why would my player pick someone depressed and broke like wtf? Reply 853 JohnnyOnTheSpot885h Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a ard mode character. I 877 I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

Wtf, Best, and Game: r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88. 6h
Maybe we're all playable character
in a cosmic video game, and the fridge
is the save point, which is why we all
sorta open it, look inside, and then
wander off without eating anything
Mindblowing
6,7k
169
Share
BEST COMMENTS
Uninteresting_Turtle 5h
Why would my player pick someone depressed
and broke like wtf?
Reply 853
JohnnyOnTheSpot885h
Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up
Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a
ard mode character.
I 877
I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

Wtf, Best, and Game: r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88. 6h
Maybe we're all playable character
in a cosmic video game, and the fridge
is the save point, which is why we all
sorta open it, look inside, and then
wander off without eating anything
Mindblowing
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169
Share
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Uninteresting_Turtle 5h
Why would my player pick someone depressed
and broke like wtf?
Reply 853
JohnnyOnTheSpot885h
Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up
Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a
ard mode character.
I 877
I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior) wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm nodding along not thinking anything of all this when he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists though and then proceeds to take out his phone and text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644, will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our son Reply 3.3k vanillafolder09 1h If this is real, this is wholesome af Wholesome post about swearing

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h
I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One
day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and
called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking
him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some
of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as
we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best
and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior)
wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm
nodding along not thinking anything of all this when
he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice
quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists
though and then proceeds to take out his phone and
text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and
trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop
Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at
me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644,
will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really
nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone
and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended
up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been
together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our
son
Reply 3.3k
vanillafolder09 1h
If this is real, this is wholesome af
Wholesome post about swearing

Af, Bitch, and Driving: grace644 S22h
I swear. But my friend Brian never does! Like ever. One
day I pick him up from a bar, he was super wasted and
called me at 2 am asking if I wouldn't mind picking
him up. I do so and drunkenly introduces me to some
of his friends. So I get drunk Brian in the car and as
we're drivina he proceeds to tell me that I'm the best
and that my ex (who has dumped me two weeks prior)
wasn't a good quy and I deserved a good quy. I'm
nodding along not thinking anything of all this when
he says "Grace644, I'm going to set you up with a nice
quy." l laugh and tell him not to do that. He insists
though and then proceeds to take out his phone and
text one of his friends my number. Now I'm driving and
trving to take his phone away and telling him to stop
Then It happened. Sweet Brian actually cursed and at
me! He goes (not yelling just irritated like) "Grace644,
will you stop being a bitch. Tm doing something really
nice for you." Shocked I stopped going for the phone
and drove in silence as he texted this guy. Well, I ended
up marrying the quy he set me up with, we've been
together for 8 years, and in June I gave birth to our
son
Reply 3.3k
vanillafolder09 1h
If this is real, this is wholesome af
Wholesome post about swearing

Wtf, Best, and Game: r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88. 6h Maybe we're all playable character in a cosmic video game, and the fridge is the save point, which is why we all sorta open it, look inside, and then wander off without eating anything Mindblowing 6,7k 169 Share BEST COMMENTS Uninteresting_Turtle 5h Why would my player pick someone depressed and broke like wtf? Reply 853 JohnnyOnTheSpot885h Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a ard mode character. I 877 I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

Wtf, Best, and Game: r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88. 6h
Maybe we're all playable character
in a cosmic video game, and the fridge
is the save point, which is why we all
sorta open it, look inside, and then
wander off without eating anything
Mindblowing
6,7k
169
Share
BEST COMMENTS
Uninteresting_Turtle 5h
Why would my player pick someone depressed
and broke like wtf?
Reply 853
JohnnyOnTheSpot885h
Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up
Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a
ard mode character.
I 877
I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

Wtf, Best, and Game: r/Showerthoughts
Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88. 6h
Maybe we're all playable character
in a cosmic video game, and the fridge
is the save point, which is why we all
sorta open it, look inside, and then
wander off without eating anything
Mindblowing
6,7k
169
Share
BEST COMMENTS
Uninteresting_Turtle 5h
Why would my player pick someone depressed
and broke like wtf?
Reply 853
JohnnyOnTheSpot885h
Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up
Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a
ard mode character.
I 877
I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

I hope all of you become strong characters one day 3

Guitar, Down, and Shakes: *turns guitar upside down and shakes* me guitar pick

Guitar, Down, and Shakes: *turns guitar upside down and shakes*
me
guitar
pick

Guitar, Down, and Shakes: *turns guitar upside down and shakes*
me
guitar
pick

Trees, Baby, and Boy: tori BBBookwalter @t bookiee the little boy i'm babysitting asked me where baby comes from & i panicked and said trees. so now we're outside looking at trees seeing if there's any ripe babies ready to be plucked so he can have a brother. Make sure to pick a ripe one

Trees, Baby, and Boy: tori BBBookwalter
@t bookiee
the little boy i'm babysitting asked
me where baby comes from & i
panicked and said trees. so now
we're outside looking at trees
seeing if there's any ripe babies
ready to be plucked so he can have
a brother.
Make sure to pick a ripe one

Trees, Baby, and Boy: tori BBBookwalter
@t bookiee
the little boy i'm babysitting asked
me where baby comes from & i
panicked and said trees. so now
we're outside looking at trees
seeing if there's any ripe babies
ready to be plucked so he can have
a brother.
Make sure to pick a ripe one

Make sure to pick a ripe one

Love, Shit, and Soon...: Hey bro what's that cheese you just had at lunch? Running to the store soon and gotta pick that shit up iMessage Oh shit sorry wrong number But I mean really if you have have any cheese recommendations Imk. Fckn love cheese Smoked Gouda Damn man good call. Forgot about that one Helping out a fellow cheese bro

Love, Shit, and Soon...: Hey bro what's that
cheese you just had at
lunch? Running to the
store soon and gotta pick
that shit up
iMessage
Oh shit sorry wrong
number
But I mean really if you
have have any cheese
recommendations Imk.
Fckn love cheese
Smoked Gouda
Damn man good call.
Forgot about that one
Helping out a fellow cheese bro

Love, Shit, and Soon...: Hey bro what's that
cheese you just had at
lunch? Running to the
store soon and gotta pick
that shit up
iMessage
Oh shit sorry wrong
number
But I mean really if you
have have any cheese
recommendations Imk.
Fckn love cheese
Smoked Gouda
Damn man good call.
Forgot about that one
Helping out a fellow cheese bro

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins @nataliecolliins 1d girls have ass AND tits wtf do guys have dick and what 6,260 t 33.9K 210K EIMeeech @EIMeeech MAR VISTA Replying to@nataliecolliins Ability to pick where we wanna eat 8:41 PM 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 322 Retweets 5,351 Likes Preach 👏👏👏

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins @nataliecolliins 1d
girls have ass AND tits wtf do guys have
dick and what
6,260 t 33.9K 210K
EIMeeech
@EIMeeech
MAR VISTA
Replying to@nataliecolliins
Ability to pick where we wanna eat
8:41 PM 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone
322 Retweets 5,351 Likes
Preach 👏👏👏

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins @nataliecolliins 1d
girls have ass AND tits wtf do guys have
dick and what
6,260 t 33.9K 210K
EIMeeech
@EIMeeech
MAR VISTA
Replying to@nataliecolliins
Ability to pick where we wanna eat
8:41 PM 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone
322 Retweets 5,351 Likes
Preach 👏👏👏

God, Love, and Memes: Hey bro what's that cheese you just had at lunch? Running to the store soon and gotta pick that shit up iMessage Oh shit sorry wrong number But I mean really if you have have any cheese recommendations Imk. Fckn love cheese Smoked Gouda Damn man good call. Forgot about that one God I love cheese via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Gkrqy2

God, Love, and Memes: Hey bro what's that
cheese you just had at
lunch? Running to the
store soon and gotta pick
that shit up
iMessage
Oh shit sorry wrong
number
But I mean really if you
have have any cheese
recommendations Imk.
Fckn love cheese
Smoked Gouda
Damn man good call.
Forgot about that one
God I love cheese via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Gkrqy2

God, Love, and Memes: Hey bro what's that
cheese you just had at
lunch? Running to the
store soon and gotta pick
that shit up
iMessage
Oh shit sorry wrong
number
But I mean really if you
have have any cheese
recommendations Imk.
Fckn love cheese
Smoked Gouda
Damn man good call.
Forgot about that one
God I love cheese via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Gkrqy2

God, Love, and Shit: Hey bro what's that cheese you just had at lunch? Running to the store soon and gotta pick that shit up iMessage Oh shit sorry wrong number But I mean really if you have have any cheese recommendations Imk. Fckn love cheese Smoked Gouda Damn man good call. Forgot about that one God I love cheese

God, Love, and Shit: Hey bro what's that
cheese you just had at
lunch? Running to the
store soon and gotta pick
that shit up
iMessage
Oh shit sorry wrong
number
But I mean really if you
have have any cheese
recommendations Imk.
Fckn love cheese
Smoked Gouda
Damn man good call.
Forgot about that one
God I love cheese

God, Love, and Shit: Hey bro what's that
cheese you just had at
lunch? Running to the
store soon and gotta pick
that shit up
iMessage
Oh shit sorry wrong
number
But I mean really if you
have have any cheese
recommendations Imk.
Fckn love cheese
Smoked Gouda
Damn man good call.
Forgot about that one
God I love cheese

Life, Money, and Weed: y o, for real, pick one ... ENDLESS MONEY SUPPLY but no weed for the rest of your life NK ENDLESS WEED SUPPLY 30k a year for the rest of your life 🤔 @cannasocietys420

Life, Money, and Weed: y
o, for real, pick one
...
ENDLESS MONEY SUPPLY
but no weed for the
rest of your life
NK
ENDLESS WEED SUPPLY
30k a year for the
rest of your life
🤔 @cannasocietys420

Life, Money, and Weed: y
o, for real, pick one
...
ENDLESS MONEY SUPPLY
but no weed for the
rest of your life
NK
ENDLESS WEED SUPPLY
30k a year for the
rest of your life
🤔 @cannasocietys420

🤔 @cannasocietys420

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins @nataliecolliins girls have ass AND tits wtf do guys have dick and what 1:13 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 32.7K Retweets 202K Likes ElMeeech @EIMeeech 23h Replying to @nataliecolliins Ability to pick where we wanna eat 928 272 v 4483 Idk I just feel girls are here to satisfy our needs and clean the kitchen

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins
@nataliecolliins
girls have ass AND tits wtf do
guys have dick and what
1:13 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone
32.7K Retweets 202K Likes
ElMeeech @EIMeeech 23h
Replying to @nataliecolliins
Ability to pick where we wanna eat
928 272 v 4483
Idk I just feel girls are here to satisfy our needs and clean the kitchen

Ass, Girls, and Iphone: Natalie Collins
@nataliecolliins
girls have ass AND tits wtf do
guys have dick and what
1:13 08 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone
32.7K Retweets 202K Likes
ElMeeech @EIMeeech 23h
Replying to @nataliecolliins
Ability to pick where we wanna eat
928 272 v 4483
Idk I just feel girls are here to satisfy our needs and clean the kitchen

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up! One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them! Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction These give me hope in humanity

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their
conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd
be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad
fitzefitcher
#this is team skull
its-just-a-phage
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every
side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into
the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm
and asked him "did you see the sign?"
He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?"
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've
got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits"
And I still haven't gotten over that interaction
These give me hope in humanity

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their
conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd
be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad
fitzefitcher
#this is team skull
its-just-a-phage
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every
side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into
the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm
and asked him "did you see the sign?"
He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?"
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've
got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits"
And I still haven't gotten over that interaction
These give me hope in humanity

Tumblr, Blog, and Braces: I WANT THIS me novelty-gift-ideas:THE PORTABLE DENTAL CLEANER- Easily remove plaque causing debris- Ideal for braces, crowns and sensitive gums- Better and more effective than flossing and brushing

Tumblr, Blog, and Braces: I WANT THIS
me
novelty-gift-ideas:THE PORTABLE DENTAL CLEANER- Easily remove plaque causing debris- Ideal for braces, crowns and sensitive gums- Better and more effective than flossing and brushing

Tumblr, Blog, and Braces: I WANT THIS
me
novelty-gift-ideas:THE PORTABLE DENTAL CLEANER- Easily remove plaque causing debris- Ideal for braces, crowns and sensitive gums- Better and more effective than flossing and brushing

Tumblr, Blog, and Braces: I WANT THIS me novelty-gift-ideas:THE PORTABLE DENTAL CLEANER- Easily remove plaque causing debris- Ideal for braces, crowns and sensitive gums- Better and more effective than flossing and brushing

Tumblr, Blog, and Braces: I WANT THIS
me
novelty-gift-ideas:THE PORTABLE DENTAL CLEANER- Easily remove plaque causing debris- Ideal for braces, crowns and sensitive gums- Better and more effective than flossing and brushing

Tumblr, Blog, and Braces: I WANT THIS
me
novelty-gift-ideas:THE PORTABLE DENTAL CLEANER- Easily remove plaque causing debris- Ideal for braces, crowns and sensitive gums- Better and more effective than flossing and brushing

Dank, Pussy, and Wow: him: say it again baby her: our generation destroyed the world and left millenials to pick up the pieces him: now bust that pussy open wow

Dank, Pussy, and Wow: him: say it again baby
her: our generation destroyed the world
and left millenials to pick up the pieces
him: now bust that pussy open
wow

Dank, Pussy, and Wow: him: say it again baby
her: our generation destroyed the world
and left millenials to pick up the pieces
him: now bust that pussy open
wow

Target, Tumblr, and Janelle Monae: B If i could pick it all over again, I would do it. onehellofascene:JANELLE MONAENoisey Self Portraits

Target, Tumblr, and Janelle Monae: B If i could pick it all
over again, I would do it.
onehellofascene:JANELLE MONAENoisey Self Portraits

Target, Tumblr, and Janelle Monae: B If i could pick it all
over again, I would do it.
onehellofascene:JANELLE MONAENoisey Self Portraits

Drunk, Love, and Virgin: stolenkissesprettyliesx: drinklust once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said"i wish i was" this is my favourite post on this whole goddamn website Source: drinklust 299,777 notes I love how done the mom is with her

Drunk, Love, and Virgin: stolenkissesprettyliesx:
drinklust
once i got very drunk in a bar and
my mum had to pick me up so i was
trying to act normal by keeping the
conversation so i asked her if shes
a virgin and she looked at me with
pain in her eyes and said"i wish i
was"
this is my favourite post on this whole
goddamn website
Source: drinklust
299,777 notes
I love how done the mom is with her

Drunk, Love, and Virgin: stolenkissesprettyliesx:
drinklust
once i got very drunk in a bar and
my mum had to pick me up so i was
trying to act normal by keeping the
conversation so i asked her if shes
a virgin and she looked at me with
pain in her eyes and said"i wish i
was"
this is my favourite post on this whole
goddamn website
Source: drinklust
299,777 notes
I love how done the mom is with her

I love how done the mom is with her

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: jillz @JİllyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin al my business!!! 5:01 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone Twitter for iPhone LMAOOOOOOOoO theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause ilived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it morified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me. The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot “You dropped your dick, man”

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: jillz
@JİllyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin al
my business!!!
5:01 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
Twitter for iPhone
LMAOOOOOOOoO
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
ilived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it morified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
“You dropped your dick, man”

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: jillz
@JİllyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin al
my business!!!
5:01 PM 1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
Twitter for iPhone
LMAOOOOOOOoO
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
ilived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it morified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
“You dropped your dick, man”

Bailey Jay, Bitch, and Weird: chippingthegoalkeeper I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like "oh it's such a small town, only 35,000 people" like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective thegoldengals According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager. chippingthegoalkeeper ....don't know what to do with that informationa villager.. Source: chippingthegoalkeeper 146,035 notes D It sounds so weird

Bailey Jay, Bitch, and Weird: chippingthegoalkeeper
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the
biggest one is when people say things like "oh
it's such a small town, only 35,000 people" like
bitch my town has 200 people, you need to
pick a new adjective
thegoldengals
According to Wikipedia, a small town is
1,000-20,000 people. So although you are
correct in stating that 35,000 people is not
a small town (it is a large town), you are
incorrect in thinking that you live in a town.
You live in a village. You are a villager.
chippingthegoalkeeper
....don't know what to do with that
informationa villager..
Source: chippingthegoalkeeper
146,035 notes D
It sounds so weird

Bailey Jay, Bitch, and Weird: chippingthegoalkeeper
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the
biggest one is when people say things like "oh
it's such a small town, only 35,000 people" like
bitch my town has 200 people, you need to
pick a new adjective
thegoldengals
According to Wikipedia, a small town is
1,000-20,000 people. So although you are
correct in stating that 35,000 people is not
a small town (it is a large town), you are
incorrect in thinking that you live in a town.
You live in a village. You are a villager.
chippingthegoalkeeper
....don't know what to do with that
informationa villager..
Source: chippingthegoalkeeper
146,035 notes D
It sounds so weird

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
jillz
@JillyKila
Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
my business!!!
5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
LMAO00000000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
bounced into the stall next to me
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month

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