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Bad, Doctor, and Gif: Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3- 7 days That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them You will get horrible mood swings You get headaches Backaches e e e e e Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can't even touch them You get acne everywhere Your actual vagina could be sore Your feel constantly tired You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon e e e You can't lay a certain way in bed e e e You take pill after pill and it still doesn't help You bloat and gain weight You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it'lIl be deadly e You never feel ful e Everything irritates you e You will cry a lot Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking You get made fun of for having a period /1//?/?/ You're forced to go to school/work You get told that you're overreacting e but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too cas-kingdom: fluidityandgiggles: kittyinhighheels: homolesbians: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome: What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” STOP INCLUDING CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN THESE LISTS AS IF THEY WERE NORMAL THEY ARE NOT IF YOUR CRAMPS ARE THIS BAD AND YOU’RE NOT A TEENAGER, SEE A DOCTOR I REPEAT: THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE ILL YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS I actually passed out at the start of my period a couple of times and three years ago I found out I have polycystic ovaries, but yknow. What’s so bad about periods. i get really sick every time…… not fun Dont forget shivers while also being boiling, clutching a hot waterbottle to try and soothe the pain even though you feel incredibly overheated.And, idk if this happens for people without sensory disorders, or even all people with sensory disorders, but my senses can go absolutely haywire sometimes.Oh and we have to pay a shitload of money so we dont bleed on everything everwhere we go :\\
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Club, Drugs, and Fucking: imthesnarkknight: tyrianterror: roachpatrol: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about. Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right nowSay something, make my dayDas right Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.  #this is a harry potter blog#seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione#must be utterly terrifying#nevile finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills#and drugs and scrapy knives#and is like AHA#I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING#hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one#(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day#she squints at him for a long time#’they volunteer’ she says eventually#neville shivers#muggles are HARDCORE Including tags because oh my fucking god. Those tags are perfect
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Being Alone, Dank, and Memes: Thread Shen the Bird @Shen the_Bird Never thought l'd be one to make long threads, but I need to tell someone about the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to me. 8 weeks ago, I was working in private security as a guard for multiple contracts. My most frequent was for a manufacturing plant. I'm (1/10) 11:00 AM 25 Feb 18 N 59% 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d gonna guess everyone already knows, but the pay was awful, and the hours were worse, which is why I thought a lot of guards, even supervisors, would just quit without telling anyone. No word, no notice, just gone the next day. Because of this, corporate decided to (2/10) 5 t 56 751 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d give me a bunch of extra hours at this manufacturing plant. They made greeting cards with what looked like endless floors of deafening machinery. I would monitor cameras, but I mainly worked as first aid and made routine patrols around the 60,000 square foot facility. (3/10) 1 724 t 55 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d You would think they'd have more than 1 guard for this site, but my company just had such a shortage of employees. That night, 8 weeks ago, I was actually covering for a friend. I'd worked with him for about a year and hung out few times. Something important must have come (4/10) 59% 9 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d up, because he never missed a shift, especially without even calling. Anyway, the night that it happened was New Year's Day. The people who worked at the manufacturing plant were off for the holiday, but I still had to come in to patrol the building. Normally, I would (5/10) 3 t 55 700 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d never cover someone's shift on a holiday, but I needed the money. So, at 11:30 PM, I arrived for my overnight shift, and the plant workers left, one by one until I was completely alone in that gigantic building. I sat at my desk watching cameras for a bit, but nothing was (6/10) 4 706 t54 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d gonna happen, so I took my eyes off the screen and started sending condescending texts to the guard that didn't show up. After no response, noticed something in the corner of my eye on the computer screen. Most of the factory lights were off, so the image wasn't clear (7/10) 59% 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird-1d Let me insert: I know now that there's nothing wrong with being scared, but I didn't frighten easily. I looked closer at the cam image but the huge machines casted a shadow over that...thing. I got up, took out my flashlight and headed to the old elevator. As it descended, (8/10) 2 726 t 53 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d you could say l worried for the other guard. I decided to call him. When the elevator doors opened on the dark factory floor, the usually bustling machines stood dormant. It was totally silent until I heard a phone ring. I quickly hung up my own and pointed my flashlight (9/10) 1 t 53 705 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d down the long clearing but the ringing stopped. Before I realized it was the other guard's phone, I saw his mangled, bloody body, standing and staring at me. When dropped my light, it illuminated blood- writing in the floor that spelled out the first word of each of these tweets This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky- FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky- FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

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Advice, Definitely, and England: Ya Allah Make my last words yd u es! kd ar as a aJ Yi -3 (a)islam4everyone A question came to an ‘Aalim in England from a woman whose husband had passed away. Her question was: “Did my husband pass away on imaan?” This is obviously something that is known only to Allah Ta‘ala. If a person lived his life as a Muslim, then we are in no position to make any negative judgement with regards to his imaan. Based on his apparent life we simply accept and treat him as a Muslim. However here we have a man who lived as a Muslim, yet his wife is asking: “Did my husband pass away on imaan?” What was the background to her asking such a question? The sad reality was that he was a soccer fanatic. A player by the name of Alan Shearer was his hero and idol. Thus he had his pictures plastered all over his bedroom. He was addicted to following the latest matches and scores. One day he complained to his wife that he wasn’t feeling well. She tried to console him but he was certain that something was definitely not right and asked her to call for the ambulance. As he was leaving the home he gave his wife some parting advice. She brushed it off by saying that this was nothing serious and he will be back soon. He was taken to the hospital where they eventually diagnosed him with advanced stages of cancer, which left him with a very slim chance of surviving. His condition deteriorated terribly and he would remain unconscious most of the time. One day all of a sudden he jumped up and screamed, “I love you Alan Shearer, my worship!” and then breathed his last. Thus his wife’s concern was: “Did my husband pass away on imaan?” It is every Muslim’s desire to pass away in the love of Allah Ta‘ala with the kalimah on his lips. Unfortunately this person passed away in the love of some sport player, while repeating the name of his soccer idol. This is definitely not the way a Muslim will like to leave the world. Remember! Whatever we love is entrenched deep down in our hearts, and what is in our hearts will be expressed at the time of death. Dear Brother! The fact that you have expressed love for the English Premier League is enough to send a shiver through the spine and to raise the warning signal to immediately remove this imaan-damaging love from your hear 👇👇👇

A question came to an ‘Aalim in England from a woman whose husband had passed away. Her question was: “Did my husband pass away on imaan?” T...

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All Star, Bitch, and Click: Home Videos Untitled document File Edit View Insert Format Tools Table Help 6 other collaborators See what it's like to collaborate with famous storytellers. Admittedly, a few years after their prime. Share your collaboration Check out what else is possible once you go Google. high-functioning-time-idjits: everentropy: bonehandledknife: jenroses: mojavejourneys: fancyladssnacks: reddragonsbreath: barrett-the-babe: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: incestiel: almostdiedthreetimes: feasibleweasel: autonomousartisan: demoniccupcake: the-guy-below-me-sucks: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’. aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.” I’M DONE. Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…” Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it. OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.” HOW R00d I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering” I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’ After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch I have to try this. Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead. I pasted one of my better opening paragraphs in, and they butchered it amusingly. AI.  @primarybufferpanel omg do you want to do a Thing sometime with Mountains? Like that bit we put on the gif? I wrote “Dickens you are the worse” because he edited my 5 word sentence into a paragraph and him and Emily Dickinson kept changing it from Dickens to Dickinson until Dickens made it say Oliver Twist. I started typing the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody and, well… “Mama, just killed a wretched soul bruised with adversity. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, presently he’s dead. Mama, life distinctly had just begun. However, now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. “Mama, ooh”, he growled incoherently. Didn’t mean to make thou cry. If I’m absolutely back again this time tomorrow, painstakingly haul on, carry on, like nothing really matters.Too late, my time distinctly has come. Resolutely delivers shivers down my spine, body aching all the time. Heartily farewell, everybody. I’ve got to go. Gotta flee you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh. I don’t wanna make worms thy heir. In times plagued with uncertainty wish I’d never been born at all.”
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