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Af, Bad, and Beautiful: Seth Rogen meets Boo In the film "Tropic Thunder", Kirk Lazarus said: "Never go full retard." Now, I hate the word "retard" - I love all life and if a baby has developmental disabilities, nobody should ever call that beautiful baby a retard - it's a disgusting word to use to refer to someone who has such disabilities. However some of u grown men are not only retards, y'all routinely go full retard, NO OFFENSE - lemme splain u. My lil homegirl call me tell me she dating a dude from a nearby town. It ain't that close so they hanging weekly, he make the drive and slide thru, they have dinner etc. Smart dude, teacher, got his shit together. So out of the blue homeboy say he moving to her town so they can plan their future. I can't blame him - she got a lot to offer πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬. The problem is, she ain't want all that. Some women want a man around for a specific purpose. Maybe she wanna be homies but she don't wanna bang. Maybe she wanna bang but only after 11:02 pm so if y'all get food after, nobody see u with her bc low key u ain't cute but your PP nice so she only want u at night πŸ€—. Or maybe she wanna be seen with you out on the town because u look nice but she ain't ready to pick baby seats and strollers yet - u feel me? U can't just assume that if a girl fuck with u on ANY level, she wanna be with you forever - these ladies done been thru a lot, bro - good relationships, bad relationships, in betweeners - u feel me? Don't be so eager to suck the fun out of it. Men ASSUME that any woman they meet wanna get married yesterday and have babies tomorrow but guess what - NAH. AF. U gotta take the time to sell her on u. Make her feel like u the one. Until then, create fun experiences and a healthy vibe. And see where it go. And don't go full retard or u gon fuck around and fuck up a good thing for no reason. Ya get me! Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bless Up, and Club: She's deaf and mostly blind but she loves fetching and catching toys Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT πŸ₯‡. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness πŸ€—." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus πŸ€—). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie 😘). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-arturg87)
Beautiful, Booty, and Cute: I love this woman and her curvy body. as a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w γƒŸγ‚Ήγ‚ΏγƒΌι»’ηŒ« mr kuronekocafe || I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin, tall, lean) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman who is both curvy and confident; this gorgeous girl I married fills out every inch of her jeans and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character. She's real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Sarah. || photo cred: @savinthebees
Advice, Blessed, and Heaven: Quran "O mankind, there has to come to you instruction from your Lord and healing for what is in the breasts and guidance and mercy for the believers." (Quran 10:57) β€œAnd We send down of the Qur’aan that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe” . [al-Isra’ 17:82] . . Ibn al-Qayyim Ψ±Ψ­Ω…Ω‡ Ψ§Ω„Ω„Ω‡ said: . . Allaah says β€œAnd We send down of the Qur’aan that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe”. The correct view is that the word min (translated here as β€œof”) serves to explain the nature of the Qur’aan as a whole, not to refer to parts of it and not other parts. . . Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): . β€œO mankind! There has come to you a good advice from your Lord (i.e. the Qur’aan, enjoining all that is good and forbidding all that is evil), and a healing for that which is in your hearts” . [Yoonus 10:57] . The Qur’aan is the complete healing for all mental, spiritual and physical diseases, all diseases of this world and the Hereafter. But not everyone is guided to use it for the purpose of healing. If the sick person uses the Qur’aan for healing in the proper way, and applies it to his disease with sincerity, faith, complete acceptance and firm conviction, fulfilling all its conditions, then no disease can resist it. . . How can disease resist the words of the Lord of heaven and earth which, if He had revealed it to the mountains they would have crumbled and if He had revealed it to the earth it would have broken it apart? There is no sickness, spiritual or physical, but in the Qur’aan there is that which indicates its remedy, its cause and how to protect against it for those who are blessed with understanding of His Book. . . (Zaad al-Ma’aad, 4-352)

β€œAnd We send down of the Qur’aan that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe” . [al-Isra’ 17:82] . . Ibn al-Qayyim Ψ±Ψ­Ω…Ω‡ Ψ§Ω„Ω„Ω‡ sa...

Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I modelπŸ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it πŸ™ˆπŸ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆβ€οΈ (best experiment I ever conducted)
Ass, Bad, and Bless Up: German shepherd? I think they adopted a kangaroo @DrSmashlove Alright here go part 2 of my friend zone post. First, the problem with men is, a lot of them generally don't understand how this attraction shit works. A woman is gon fuck with u for a variety of factors - looks, humor, ambition, etc. If your mix don't do it for her bruh it's physiological. Her vagina lips recede into her body and a little elf named Susan who lives in that vagina and wears a purple robe all day puts a sign outside saying "CLOSED FOR SERVICE." Meanwhile if she fuck with your wave, Susan start harassing her telling her to be ratchet. "Who cares if you didn't shave" "take them panties off" "GURL - why u being prude" "SEE THIS IS WHY U AINT MARRIED" "just let him take his PP out - just so u could look at it πŸ€—" <- Susan is a bad ass influence πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Nah but if Susan don't like u, she don't like u. And every time u try to be sexual, Susan gon be more aggravated. "GIRL, THIS MAN IS GROSS. CUT HIS ASS OUT." Men y'all gotta understand that if a woman friend-zones u, u can't kick your desire to seduce her ass into overdrive. Quite the CONTRARY - u gotta: (1) fall back, (2) be a good friend (type she could rely on - which just generally u should do for your friends anyway), (3) most of all, be extremely chill - like overly platonic. Don't let a hug linger - Susan will be annoyed. Again, u trying to do the opposite of reel her in. Maybe even refer to her as "Lil Sis" - u feel me? Then just watch. Susan will be confused. "Lil Sis? This motherfucker just liked me last year! Talmbout 'lil sis'. GIRL, KISS HIM WHILE U DRUNK. JUST TO FUCK HIS HEAD UP πŸ’…." And then when she kiss u pull back like "ayeee u ok? Lol". Now Susan will be damn near commanding her to mount yo ass and ride u like Kentucky Derby. U feel me? And that's the bottom line. Ladies if he knows how to be a good FRIEND and not have EXPECTATIONS then let him stick around. Maybe even give him a lil Mercy Punani 🌹. If he trying to hump yo leg like a lonely dog erry time u see him, then cut him loose - u don't wanna upset Susan πŸ€—. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚