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Anime, God, and Love: NOTICE ME SQUIDWARD SENPAI xvatix seimu-art: bluberry-star: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: the au you all asked for omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go: He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking! Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode. “I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.” Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity. As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece. “Magic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.” OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you Patricku!!! I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged. “Tentaculu-kun?” Its happening guys. It’s good to know that Tumblr is still normal. Best anime ever I
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Being Alone, Chill, and Christmas: What do angels actually look like per the bible? Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this. According to Daniel 10 something like this. According to lsaiah 6 In Ezekiel 10 Again in Ezekiel 10. Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel they run into the end of their imagination..they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to descrbe it to someone else revelation19 REAL Yeah, that's usually how people responded to seeing thern in the Bible There's a good reason why angels' standard greeting is Do not be afraid lused to listen to this radio show and one thing remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ. The conversations went: Angel: "FEAR NOT Shepherds: "screaming Angel: "ISAID FEAR NOT Shepherds: "screaming LOUDER Angel: "WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING So demons are fallen angels but they don't look scary because theyre fallen, that's just what all angels look like.. Maybe that's why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary insteadlike Jesus is all..no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. Idon't know if humans can handle this. So 'm gonna just send mom IM GONNA JUST SEND MOM God: The humans are scared Mary: Fine Im on it. Jesus: It's either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they're terrified of spiders already? God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds JesusDad. God: -.To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase Source: revelation 19 I guess angels are spooky.

I guess angels are spooky.

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Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights Always willing to make a rain Laughs at medioore jokers . I play s different instrument . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po Very optimistic when hungover Friendship bracelets Can drive a stick shift I got bars Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc. * Downsides Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse Will spook the customers with I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them) .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil Contributions Inventor Sauce Boss . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car. For a spill and worry free drive home . Part the Red Sea .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo Moses Tampons Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair mon in a floor length jean skirt Coined the term *Escobars When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax .Not recommended Education Bradford Elementary School Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee Mullen High School 2008-2012 . Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012 . Dia though Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook of Northem Colorado 2012-201 Survived Greeley Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting School blew away in Hurricane Irma School cut major Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne ver know what's going on there They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time . Laboniously diverse in that bitch . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever y day - They pretty much can't fire me thered e Intenship in Haiti 2016 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever Spent about a year total in Hait I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono Harley Davidson-St. Thomas . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p eople I'm very impressive at folding shirts Reason(s) I Dipped: I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a d I felt really guilty about ito They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co sort of Local Color Clothing Boutique More folding, but the clothes were more expensive) Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
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Fall, Gif, and Swole: <p><a href="http://caledfwlch.co.vu/post/159895933362/vorel-of-the-swole-clade" class="tumblr_blog">motherkink</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://vorel-of-the-swole-clade.tumblr.com/post/159613797025/queenciityconfidential-zumainthyfuture" class="tumblr_blog">vorel-of-the-swole-clade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://queenciityconfidential.tumblr.com/post/159589115934/zumainthyfuture-legend-of-the-virgin-king" class="tumblr_blog">queenciityconfidential</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zumainthyfuture.tumblr.com/post/138959941137/legend-of-the-virgin-king-nigga-made-a-spirit" class="tumblr_blog">zumainthyfuture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Legend of the Virgin King</b></p> <p> Nigga made a spirit bomb out of virginity lmfao<br/></p> <p>THE BABY’S FACE!!!!</p> <figure data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_o2990aT15H1qhyh96_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_oofnq3DusY1u2oz1c_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_o2990aT15H1qhyh96_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BEGONE THOT</p> </blockquote> <p>B E G O N E T H O T</p> </blockquote> <p>he got 99% of that power from me</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mU1cTyliuqD4RYvl47AsUjw">@patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a> where does this fall on spectrum of Christian chastity? 🤔😂😂😂</p>
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Creepy, eBay, and Family: IG.C The Paranormal Guide The 'Ghost Cane' was put on eBay by Mary Anderson, a woman from Indiana who hoped the sale would ease the fears of her 6-year-old son who had come to believe that his grandfather's ghost roamed the family home. The cane reached 132 bids on eBay and was only accepted on the online bidding site, which usually rejects 'intangible items such as spirits or souls' because Miss Anderson made it clear she was only selling the cane so that her son would no longer freak out.However, she also asked the winning bidder to write a letter to her son telling him that the cane and the ghost were doing just fine. The 'Ghost Cane's' new home is the Golden Palace casino in Antigua where it will take place of pride alongside a grilled cheese sandwich. But not just any arilled cheese sandwich, this sandwich bears the face of the Virgin Mary and was bought on eBay for a cool $28,00 Follow @the.paranormal.guide for more! ________________________________ . . . . HASHTAGS BELOW IGNORE . . . . . . _________________________________ scary creepy gore creepiest creepypasta creepyfact creepyfacts horror horrorstory horrorstories scarypictures scarystories scaryfact scaryfacts theories conspiracy conspiracytheory conspiracytheories haunted paranormal aliens zombie zombies thewalkingdead ahs twd supernatural americanhorrorstory

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