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Clothes, cnn.com, and Dumb: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again… I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything… We’ve been here before. It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe.
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Bones, Children, and College: authorbettyadams tumbl Follow themagdalenwriting marzo2theletter Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing avatar-dacia Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know? "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes." prokopet Here's the thing, though While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat. So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything Imagine the Hallowe'en displays avatar-dacia "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations Are those real bones?" That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks authorbettyadams Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded events when their "cycles" are flaring up? SCHOOL Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy situation Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their children were not stressed out. Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool #homeschooling #school #study #science 49,857 notes How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

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Being Alone, Ass, and Complex: 1/26/2018 To whom it may concern, It is with deep regret, and a heavy heart that I write this letter, but I must come forth with my intentions with sincerity and honesty. Certain events in my life have put me in a different place, and while it was one of the more taxing decisions I've had to make of late, it is the right one. The purpose of this letter is to end my relationship with Planet Fitness Orange I know I've been distant, but it's because I've changed. I have different needs now, and to be frank. you really haven't changed at all. You're still that bulky, purple and yellow building with the tootsie rolls at the counter. I don't want to change you, and it pains me to think that we were once one, but are now separate and in different places. Furthermore, I've moved onto and into a new facility (the gym at my apartment complex), with a state of the art whachamacallit that really tones my thighs and masters my ass in ways that were hitherto unknown, and at proximity that would make you blush if you were to think about it. I don't want you to be jealous, or to judge me based on this decision. That's not the Planet Fitness that I know and love. I still love you, but more like a friend at this point. I'm sorry things couldn't have been better us. between I still think fondly of you, and the time we spent together as I drive by one of your many locati Sometimes, when I'm alone, I even throw on one of my old "power-pop workout" playlists and feel the rush of our past course through me as if we were still one, holding hands with your elliptical machine, and gingerly brushing my sweaty bangs out of my face as I huff and puff in a tumultuous vortex of sweat and endorphins. However, all good things must come to an end, and I hope this letter finds you well. You just keep being you, and while we will both grow, it will be into our own new lives without each other. I think this is for the better. Yours in, Ch P.S. My wife also needs to cancel her membership. If you have any questions, please contact me at Planet Fitness wouldnt let me cancel over the phone, and required a certified letter to cancel since I live in a different state now. I dropped this in the mail today.
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Ariana Grande, Dad, and Drunk: AN OPEN LETTER TO ARIANA GRANDE Dear Miss Grande, I an the father of three daughters- ages 13, 12 & 12. So, yo u have been a part of our family for years. On occasion, your songs may have stayed on the radio AFTER I have dropped the girls off at school. I will neither co nfirm nor deny that I have personally seen every episode of "Sam & Kat." Since you are a part of our family and after reading a tweet you posted on the Twitter the other ight; I'm afraid I need to set you straight girl. So listen up and receive some redneck love from a daddy of daughters. #1. You don't have a dadgum thing to apologize fo r. If some jackass had gotten drunk and killed someone with his car next to your hotel in Manchester, would you feel responsible? If the night before your concert, a tornado had hit Manchester and tragically killed several peo ple who were going to go to your concert; would you feel the need to a poloize? You see, you are no more respo nsible for the actions of an insane co ward w ho committed an evil act in your proximity than you would be for a devastating natural disaster or acts of mo rons near your ho tl Your text was some stinkin' thinkin in that regard. 2. In yo ur line of wo rk, yo u have so many experts who are now "strategizing" what you sho uld do next (I used to be one of those "experts" when I managed talent. Tell them ALL to memehumor: Dad writes heartfelt open letter to Ariana Grande telling her to ‘take care’ of herself first.
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Club, Frozen, and Head: DID YOU KNOW? TITANIC WAS AN INSIDE JOB RESERA oilluminati killers Benjamin Guggenheim, sador Strauss(head of Maeys Department Stores), and John Astor(the wealthiest man in the world) were all killed when it sank. Those 3 men were the main opposition to the creation of the US Fed. By April 1912.all opposition to the Federal Reserve was eliminated. In December 1913. The Federal Reserve came into being in the USA contralled by The lluminati Bankers. J.P. Morgan canceled his voyage one hour before he was set to depart on HIS SHIP the Titanic! He, being one of the biggest players in the setting up of the Federal Reserve, eliminated his opposition. Who was against him? John Jacob Aster, (at the time one of the richest men in the world) Isador Strauss and Benjamin Gugganheim. These three men of wealth absolutely opposed the federal reserve and although all three were members of the club of Rome or Masons, it proved once again that the elite will eat there own to get their way. . J.P. Morgan was a major holder in the building of the Titanic. He had it insured and made a fortune off of it sinking. He also had vested interest in the USS California which came within close proximity of the sinking Titanic and could of easily saved nearly all passengers aboard it that night, but instead sailed away. Since the discovery of the wreckage of the Titanic, there is evidence that the ship's bottom was blown out before it hit the iceberg which would also explain why when sinking it nosed up and split in half. Also a very fascinating similarity between the true life experience of the Titanic and a fictitious book written 14 years earlier titled "The wreck of the Titan" by Morgan Robertson. Ice is FROZEN WATER it is not stronger than metal. If the Titanic really struck an iceberg, the iceberg would have sank. If you don't believe me, try an experiment at home. Take a block of ice out of your freezer and hit it with a hammer. What breaks? The hammer or the ice? @eddie.ik

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Memes, 🤖, and Vice: MAY ALLAH GRANT US SUCH SPOUSES WHO REMIND US OF HIM. AMEEN. -~ When it comes to marriage, I hear a lot of people say "I don't want someone who is *too* practicing." But what they mean to say is "I don't want someone who is *more* practicing." More than who? More than themselves. Most people say this because they feel that they won't get along as well as they hope to with their spouse if they're at a higher stage of emaan than them, but that's really not the case. What is marriage? It's a contract. When two people have their nikah, they agree to strive towards Allah *together*. Maybe they don't say it out loud, maybe they don't even think it in their minds, but the real purpose of marriage is to gain proximity to Allah. To serve Him. And to serve His deen. Of course there are other benefits of marriage, but one of the focal points of marriage is to strive to attain Allah's pleasure through pleasing one another. A wife through pleasing her husband and vice versa. At the end of the day, if a wife serves her husband and pleases him, Jannah will be made easily attainable - as long as she also fulfills the rights of Allah. And if a husband takes care of his wife and fulfills her rights, he too will be pleasing Allah because Allah has placed her in the trust and care of her husband, hence it's incumbent upon him to fulfill such rights. There's no harm in having a spouse who is more spiritually active than you. If anything, it's a bonus. For your spouse will help you become better in terms of your own spirituality and closeness to Allah. Even little things like being reminded to read the dua for leaving the home together, encouraging each other to give charity, sitting together and remembering Allah or even something as great as waking each other up for tahajjud. Such acts will bring you closer to Allah. And if you do that little bit in order to help your spouse improve their spirituality, you're helping them achieve Jannah, you're helping each other achieve Jannah *together*. And that should be your ultimate goal. May Allah grant us such spouses who remind us of Him. Ameen.♥

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Disappointed, Fanatic, and Memes: The Greatest Black Love Story Ever Told @17th Soulja President Obama has shown Black men what loving a Black woman completely and correctly looks like “Michelle LaVaughn Robison, girl of the South Side…” so began President Obama’s tearful address to his wife during Tuesday night’s farewell address. As the most visible Black man on the planet stood before the world bidding us adieu, there sat his brown, statuesque, unmistakably Black wife blushing as her husband of 25 years stood at the podium raving over her. If you asked me to define Black love, I’d point you to that video. Nearly 13 years ago when a young, Black Illinois Senator first entered Black America’s radar, I was looking for the great woman proverbially at the side every great man. Controversial as it may be, I always appreciate seeing a powerful Black man married to a Black woman, since too often, non-Black wives, especially White women, are used as a tool to bargain for proximate Whiteness. So when I found out that Barack Obama’s wife was Black, and not the kind of rigid, palatable, ambiguous Black woman that America loves to hold up as proof of its diversity but an unambiguously Black, thicker-than-cold-grits, abundantly-melanated sister from the South Side, I melted. In the decade plus since Obama shot to political superstardom, I have been less than a fanatic of his policies, vocally critical even. But my disappointment in his performance as president has been in stark contrast to his performance as a family man and husband. I expect any man to adore his wife, but Obama’s unabashed adoration and gushing over the woman he referred to as the “brilliant, funny, generous woman who, for whatever reason, agreed to marry” him is the wildest dream of my wildest dreams of love. The unimaginable sacrifice Michelle Obama made in allowing her entire life to be scrutinized, demonized, judged and laid bare for a public largely relentless in its brutal racism and misogynoir has been repaid by her husband with the dreamiest intimate gazes from a podium before millions. The man she met nearly 30 years ago when she was assigned to mentor him as a summer associate at the law firm where she practiced has shown his appreciation for her . 17thsoulja

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Dick Pics, Drone, and Heaven: R.I.P. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DIE EVERYDAY AND ARENT ACKNOWLEDGED BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CELEBRITIES Another selfie with flowers around your face, Are you bettering the human race? More dick pics, or pics of pricks next to cars, Yet children in Iraq and Syria starve... Y'all are where? With your squad turntup! Did you care about Pakistani children burntup? By drones flown with sat phones into brown homes in no fly zones, deaths grown from cell phones while you watch me write sad poems. Another picture of your food, you serious? Chaka are you a mad lad & a bit delirious? You know that people don't have food to eat, That's why I save food by not eating meat Think of all the crops wasted on feeding lambs, All the water saved by boycotting protein scams Yeah but keep eating your fruits from across the planet. You're part of the problem causing damage. I'm out here trying to solve what I can manage, Not part of the murder yet they call me savage. Keep miming songs of the celebrities Keep cooning while there's children in need Keep buying up stores of french companies Keep videoing lynchings but drink responsibility, Honestly your privilege means the death of kids, It bothers me that village was where people lived, Your god says if you forgive you will go to heaven, So you said sorry as your purchased your iPhone 7, I'm not out here trying to guilt trip, Just sick of the cracking whip of bullsh*t, & self indulgence that reigns down on them daily, She's asking some god to save me, hypocrisy in policy and more dead babies. Am I doing my best? Life is providing a test... Let me ask you the same question, do something now, don't regret unlearned lessons. There are many possibilities, we live in close proximity, to the billionaires and millionaires with no accountability, they cause more fatalities on families, social media watches passively. By default we are complicit tacitly, I don't care about your promotion in a corporation, It's our fault our own vanity only fancies we, He's got no air like fish in an ocean of infestation, the guy who filmed his death is facing prison, freedom of speech isn't a place for wisdom. You don't get dead for chatting sh*t, you get killed for speaking accurate, more slaves more massacres, chakabars
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