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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO Γ£o FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!
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Bless Up, Gucci, and Gucci Mane: Oh my gosh I l II @Dr Smashlove Ooh Bruh she fancy. I call her Alexandra Victoria McFloofyfluff the 14th of Strasbourg u feel me? Alexa for short. Alexa only drink coffee if it's a single origin coffee bean. Alexa got that extremely expensive soap pumper in her shower and u showering there nervous AF like "I don't see a bar of soap, all I see is this fancy shit and I'm a soapy type of dude but I'm afraid imma waste it so I gotta be hella judicious with her L'Occitane soap pumper when I'm scrubbing my PP so I don't offend her by depleting half of this $25 bottle 😫." U feel me Bruh? Alexa got a record player. Like u step out the shower and she playing a rare jazz record and u trying not to look unimpressive because u mainly only listen to Gucci Mane and 21 Savage so u like "wow this is a nice vibe ... I like ... jazz ... music" and u praying to God like "please Allah don't let her test my Jazz knowledge ion know shit about it" an she just like "yeah this is Duke [Ellington - but she just call him Duke] at CΓ΄te d'Azur. This is a rare hi fi recording. I had to fly to Paris to find this in a record store there. Worth it." And u just like "I have clearly had sex with someone 78x cooler than me idk how I got in this situation but imma mainly shut up so I don't say anything uncool and then get deleted-blocked. Imma lay this pipe with sincerity and focus and hope my uncoolness remain hidden" πŸ˜‚. Shout to u Alexa. U real fancy. I fucks with your aesthetic. Upgrade me. Have me wearing slim fit APC jeans, my body is ready (ayeeee not too slim tho - this dangalang gotta breathe ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)
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