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Gym, Eye of the Tiger, and Headphones: Me walking into the gym for the first time in 3 years while "Eye of the Tiger" blares through my headphones.

Gym, Eye of the Tiger, and Headphones: Me walking into the gym for
the first time in 3 years while
"Eye of the Tiger" blares
through my headphones.

Gym, Eye of the Tiger, and Headphones: Me walking into the gym for
the first time in 3 years while
"Eye of the Tiger" blares
through my headphones.

Basketball, Complex, and Family: HuffPost@HuffPost 7h Nick Sandmann believes "that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping to diffuse the situation." MAGA Hat-Wearing Teen Claims He Was 'Helping To [Defuse] The Sit... The student from Covington Catholic High School denied harassing Native American War Veteran Nathan Phillips huffingtonpost.com 783 t 64 214 BCB @BCFB828 6h If you work with kids this age, youve seen this stance and look before. He's perfected it. Nick is no peacekeeper Sharon @MySharona1987 1h I grew up in a Catholic high school. (Boys/girls) I was viciously bullied and more than twice got sexually assaulted. Oh, I've seen that smirk on a boy before It tends to stay with you. eviltessmacher: masonsriverboat: mysharona1987: galaxycat-1459: klubbhead: Kid *shit grins* These bitches: Their victim complex is so fucking deep that they’re blaming a kid who’s doing his own thing instead of their actual perpetrator. ‘doing his own thing.’ Well, that is one way to put it. I, meanwhile, would call it a white young man, surrounded by other white young men, intentionally intimidating a Native American war veteran. Don’t act like that kid didn’t know he was being scary to that old man. The boy is standing in front of his classmates, who are CLEARLY mocking the Native chanting, while wearing a shit eating grin. That shit eating grin is one of the classic expressions of bemused entitlement that can be found on the faces of privileged, rich, private school kids everywhere. He knew what he was doing. Also his schools history of wearing BLACKFACE at basketball games doesn’t exactly help their case. The fact that he, or more likely his family, had a damn PR firm write a fucking press release speaks volumes. Don’t think for a minute that anyone who has ever been bullied, can’t spot a bully a mile away. This kid is a privileged, self-absorbed, entitled little bully. And someone needs to put him in his place. Along with the rest of them.

Basketball, Complex, and Family: HuffPost@HuffPost 7h
Nick Sandmann believes "that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping
to diffuse the situation."
MAGA Hat-Wearing Teen Claims He Was 'Helping To [Defuse] The Sit...
The student from Covington Catholic High School denied harassing Native
American War Veteran Nathan Phillips
huffingtonpost.com
783 t 64 214
BCB @BCFB828 6h
If you work with kids this age, youve seen this stance and look before. He's
perfected it. Nick is no peacekeeper
Sharon @MySharona1987 1h
I grew up in a Catholic high school. (Boys/girls)
I was viciously bullied and more than twice got sexually assaulted.
Oh, I've seen that smirk on a boy before
It tends to stay with you.
eviltessmacher:

masonsriverboat:

mysharona1987:

galaxycat-1459:

klubbhead:

Kid *shit grins*
These bitches:

Their victim complex is so fucking deep that they’re blaming a kid who’s doing his own thing instead of their actual perpetrator.

‘doing his own thing.’
Well, that is one way to put it.
I, meanwhile, would call it a white young man, surrounded by other white young men, intentionally intimidating a Native American war veteran.
Don’t act like that kid didn’t know he was being scary to that old man.

The boy is standing in front of his classmates, who are CLEARLY mocking the Native chanting, while wearing a shit eating grin. That shit eating grin is one of the classic expressions of bemused entitlement that can be found on the faces of privileged, rich, private school kids everywhere. He knew what he was doing. Also his schools history of wearing BLACKFACE at basketball games doesn’t exactly help their case. The fact that he, or more likely his family, had a damn PR firm write a fucking press release speaks volumes.

Don’t think for a minute that anyone who has ever been bullied, can’t spot a bully a mile away.
This kid is a privileged, self-absorbed, entitled little bully.
And someone needs to put him in his place. Along with the rest of them.

Basketball, Complex, and Family: HuffPost@HuffPost 7h
Nick Sandmann believes "that by remaining motionless and calm, I was helping
to diffuse the situation."
MAGA Hat-Wearing Teen Claims He Was 'Helping To [Defuse] The Sit...
The student from Covington Catholic High School denied harassing Native
American War Veteran Nathan Phillips
huffingtonpost.com
783 t 64 214
BCB @BCFB828 6h
If you work with kids this age, youve seen this stance and look before. He's
perfected it. Nick is no peacekeeper
Sharon @MySharona1987 1h
I grew up in a Catholic high school. (Boys/girls)
I was viciously bullied and more than twice got sexually assaulted.
Oh, I've seen that smirk on a boy before
It tends to stay with you.
eviltessmacher:

masonsriverboat:

mysharona1987:

galaxycat-1459:

klubbhead:

Kid *shit grins*
These bitches:

Their victim complex is so fucking deep that they’re blaming a kid who’s doing his own thing instead of their actual perpetrator.

‘doing his own thing.’
Well, that is one way to put it.
I, meanwhile, would call it a white young man, surrounded by other white young men, intentionally intimidating a Native American war veteran.
Don’t act like that kid didn’t know he was being scary to that old man.

The boy is standing in front of his classmates, who are CLEARLY mocking the Native chanting, while wearing a shit eating grin. That shit eating grin is one of the classic expressions of bemused entitlement that can be found on the faces of privileged, rich, private school kids everywhere. He knew what he was doing. Also his schools history of wearing BLACKFACE at basketball games doesn’t exactly help their case. The fact that he, or more likely his family, had a damn PR firm write a fucking press release speaks volumes.

Don’t think for a minute that anyone who has ever been bullied, can’t spot a bully a mile away.
This kid is a privileged, self-absorbed, entitled little bully.
And someone needs to put him in his place. Along with the rest of them.

Happy, Heart, and Smile: meeting him in a secret alleyway with a silly smile and a warm heart is what takes to be happy, for a while. arrossare

Happy, Heart, and Smile: meeting him
in a secret alleyway
with a silly smile
and a warm heart
is what takes to be happy,
for a while.
arrossare

Happy, Heart, and Smile: meeting him
in a secret alleyway
with a silly smile
and a warm heart
is what takes to be happy,
for a while.
arrossare

Back, For, and Coming: i'm not coming back for a while

Back, For, and Coming: i'm not coming back for a while

Back, For, and Coming: i'm not coming back for a while

Chris Brown, Memes, and Police: #BREAKING: Chris Brown has been arrested in France UPDATE: Chris Brown has been arrested in France after a 24-year-old women claimed she was raped by the singer after the 2 met a nightclub and went back to Chris Brown’s hotel.⁣ -⁣ French authorities confirmed the arrest with TMZ, the singer is being detained for aggravated rape and narcotic charges. Investigators have two days to decide to file preliminary charges or release Chris Brown. ⁣ -⁣ The judge will either keep Chris is custody pending trial or be released with obligations like giving up his passport at the moment to ensure he doesn’t leave the country while pending trial, which can take up to 12 months.⁣ -⁣ Chris may have to check in to the police station every 2 weeks to make sure he hasn’t fled the country. ⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm

Chris Brown, Memes, and Police: #BREAKING: Chris Brown has been
arrested in France
UPDATE: Chris Brown has been arrested in France after a 24-year-old women claimed she was raped by the singer after the 2 met a nightclub and went back to Chris Brown’s hotel.⁣ -⁣ French authorities confirmed the arrest with TMZ, the singer is being detained for aggravated rape and narcotic charges. Investigators have two days to decide to file preliminary charges or release Chris Brown. ⁣ -⁣ The judge will either keep Chris is custody pending trial or be released with obligations like giving up his passport at the moment to ensure he doesn’t leave the country while pending trial, which can take up to 12 months.⁣ -⁣ Chris may have to check in to the police station every 2 weeks to make sure he hasn’t fled the country. ⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm

Chris Brown, Memes, and Police: #BREAKING: Chris Brown has been
arrested in France
UPDATE: Chris Brown has been arrested in France after a 24-year-old women claimed she was raped by the singer after the 2 met a nightclub and went back to Chris Brown’s hotel.⁣ -⁣ French authorities confirmed the arrest with TMZ, the singer is being detained for aggravated rape and narcotic charges. Investigators have two days to decide to file preliminary charges or release Chris Brown. ⁣ -⁣ The judge will either keep Chris is custody pending trial or be released with obligations like giving up his passport at the moment to ensure he doesn’t leave the country while pending trial, which can take up to 12 months.⁣ -⁣ Chris may have to check in to the police station every 2 weeks to make sure he hasn’t fled the country. ⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm

UPDATE: Chris Brown has been arrested in France after a 24-year-old women claimed she was raped by the singer after the 2 met a nightclub an...

Dude, Http, and Government: Democrats Mexicans illegally crossing the border while the government is shut down Dabbing dude is making a comeback! Invest NOW! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2sF7CN7

Dude, Http, and Government: Democrats
Mexicans illegally
crossing the border
while the government
is shut down
Dabbing dude is making a comeback! Invest NOW! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2sF7CN7

Dude, Http, and Government: Democrats
Mexicans illegally
crossing the border
while the government
is shut down
Dabbing dude is making a comeback! Invest NOW! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2sF7CN7

Dabbing dude is making a comeback! Invest NOW! via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2sF7CN7

Target, Tumblr, and Forever: 22/365 Enjoy being young while you can because it won't last forever. TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM Follow typelikeagirl for more quotes!

Target, Tumblr, and Forever: 22/365
Enjoy being young while you can
because it won't last forever.
TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM
Follow typelikeagirl for more quotes!

Target, Tumblr, and Forever: 22/365
Enjoy being young while you can
because it won't last forever.
TYPELIKEAGIRLTUMBLR.COM
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Crying, Funny, and Memes: Sensitive not soft. I'll deck you while I'm crying bism only (via unknown)

Crying, Funny, and Memes: Sensitive not soft. I'll deck you while
I'm crying bism only
(via unknown)

Crying, Funny, and Memes: Sensitive not soft. I'll deck you while
I'm crying bism only
(via unknown)

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Memes, Black, and 🤖: A baklava wearing a balaclava while playing a balalaika on black lava Really makes you think

Memes, Black, and 🤖: A baklava wearing a balaclava while
playing a balalaika on black lava
Really makes you think

Memes, Black, and 🤖: A baklava wearing a balaclava while
playing a balalaika on black lava
Really makes you think

Really makes you think

Singing, Angel, and Best: Daniel Caesar casually singing like an angel while holding a tea cup, He is easily one of the best male singers of our time. best part

Singing, Angel, and Best: Daniel Caesar casually singing like
an angel while holding a tea cup, He
is easily one of the best male singers
of our time.
best part

Singing, Angel, and Best: Daniel Caesar casually singing like
an angel while holding a tea cup, He
is easily one of the best male singers
of our time.
best part

Funny, Twitch, and Game: His daughter interrupted him while he was playing A horror game e 😂😂😂 👉🏽(via: Jurassicjunkie-twitch)

Funny, Twitch, and Game: His daughter interrupted him while he was playing
A horror game e
😂😂😂 👉🏽(via: Jurassicjunkie-twitch)

Funny, Twitch, and Game: His daughter interrupted him while he was playing
A horror game e
😂😂😂 👉🏽(via: Jurassicjunkie-twitch)

Gym, Memes, and Eye of the Tiger: Me walking into the gym for the first time in 3 years while "Eye of the Tiger" blares through my headphones You can find me with @whitepeoplehumor sitting on stationary bikes, while eating froyo and laughing at memes. friendshowmanyofushavethem

Gym, Memes, and Eye of the Tiger: Me walking into the gym for
the first time in 3 years while
"Eye of the Tiger" blares
through my headphones
You can find me with @whitepeoplehumor sitting on stationary bikes, while eating froyo and laughing at memes. friendshowmanyofushavethem

Gym, Memes, and Eye of the Tiger: Me walking into the gym for
the first time in 3 years while
"Eye of the Tiger" blares
through my headphones
You can find me with @whitepeoplehumor sitting on stationary bikes, while eating froyo and laughing at memes. friendshowmanyofushavethem

You can find me with @whitepeoplehumor sitting on stationary bikes, while eating froyo and laughing at memes. friendshowmanyofushavethem

Energy, Friends, and Life: I no longer chase anything or anyone. I work for what I want and I remain patient while going after it. So called friends who want to go, can go. Lovers who have forgotten how to love me, can go. I do not have energy to chase what is not for me. Life is too short for me to run miles for people who don't take steps for me.

Energy, Friends, and Life: I no longer chase anything
or anyone.
I work for what I want and
I remain patient while going
after it. So called friends
who want to go, can go.
Lovers who have forgotten
how to love me, can go. I do
not have energy to chase
what is not for me. Life is
too short for me to run
miles for people who don't
take steps for me.

Energy, Friends, and Life: I no longer chase anything
or anyone.
I work for what I want and
I remain patient while going
after it. So called friends
who want to go, can go.
Lovers who have forgotten
how to love me, can go. I do
not have energy to chase
what is not for me. Life is
too short for me to run
miles for people who don't
take steps for me.

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..." / graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation card. But what I received was something truly priceless Ob, the Col Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a lot and that I loved that book. But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to write a little something about you inside this book." He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years, and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it! Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching nostalgic, and thoughtful I can't express how much I love my Dad for this labor of love. This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..."
/ graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a
present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation
card. But what I received was something truly priceless
Ob, the
Col
Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places
You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a
lot and that I loved that book.
But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short
paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up
but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the
day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to
write a little something about you inside this book."
He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years,
and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it!
Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears
Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words
from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town
My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school
teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor
and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching
nostalgic, and thoughtful
I can't express how much I love my
Dad for this labor of love.
This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..."
/ graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a
present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation
card. But what I received was something truly priceless
Ob, the
Col
Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places
You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a
lot and that I loved that book.
But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short
paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up
but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the
day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to
write a little something about you inside this book."
He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years,
and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it!
Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears
Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words
from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town
My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school
teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor
and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching
nostalgic, and thoughtful
I can't express how much I love my
Dad for this labor of love.
This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

Memes, Best, and Living: jadyn @bwayhrvy u ever think about how the vear 3000 is literally 81 years away 1 BEST COMMENTS eden refael 4m We're all in 2019 while this guy's living in 2919 Reply 3

Memes, Best, and Living: jadyn
@bwayhrvy
u ever think about how the vear 3000
is literally 81 years away
1
BEST COMMENTS
eden refael 4m
We're all in 2019 while this guy's living in 2919
Reply 3

Memes, Best, and Living: jadyn
@bwayhrvy
u ever think about how the vear 3000
is literally 81 years away
1
BEST COMMENTS
eden refael 4m
We're all in 2019 while this guy's living in 2919
Reply 3

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ...and now we wait Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance. will he see the opportunity?? Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 940 t532 8,957 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 'm waiting just like the rest of you 921 ロ470 ㅇ8,240.1, Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet 2451 ㅇ7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet t2451 7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. They gonna hit that side door. bet. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..." / graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation card. But what I received was something truly priceless Ob, the Col Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a lot and that I loved that book. But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to write a little something about you inside this book." He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years, and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it! Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching nostalgic, and thoughtful I can't express how much I love my Dad for this labor of love. This dads surprise to his daughter

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..."
/ graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a
present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation
card. But what I received was something truly priceless
Ob, the
Col
Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places
You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a
lot and that I loved that book.
But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short
paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up
but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the
day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to
write a little something about you inside this book."
He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years,
and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it!
Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears
Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words
from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town
My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school
teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor
and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching
nostalgic, and thoughtful
I can't express how much I love my
Dad for this labor of love.
This dads surprise to his daughter

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..."
/ graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a
present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation
card. But what I received was something truly priceless
Ob, the
Col
Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places
You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a
lot and that I loved that book.
But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short
paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up
but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the
day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to
write a little something about you inside this book."
He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years,
and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it!
Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears
Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words
from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town
My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school
teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor
and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching
nostalgic, and thoughtful
I can't express how much I love my
Dad for this labor of love.
This dads surprise to his daughter

This dads surprise to his daughter

Game, Girl Memes, and Horror: this guy's daughter interrupted him while he was playing a horror game LMAOO HIS REACTION 😂😭

Game, Girl Memes, and Horror: this guy's daughter interrupted him
while he was playing a horror game
LMAOO HIS REACTION 😂😭

Game, Girl Memes, and Horror: this guy's daughter interrupted him
while he was playing a horror game
LMAOO HIS REACTION 😂😭

Ass, Dicks, and Dildo: " "all 71 %. 10:09 PM once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base, turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!I shoved my dad's dick up my ass anonymous Alright I'm tapping out internetdumpsterfires: Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop I have more questions than I really want answers to

Ass, Dicks, and Dildo: " "all 71 %. 10:09 PM
once I found a dildo in my mom's sock
drawer while I was looking for money so
I borrowed it and it was a pretty good
ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to
but anyway when I was finished I was
cleaning it off and there was something
etched into the side near the base, turns
out it was the name of one of those
services that makes custom printed
dildos of real life dicks and I've been
too scared to even think about whose it
was but it was probably my dads!!!!!I
shoved my dad's dick up my ass
anonymous
Alright I'm tapping out
internetdumpsterfires:

Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop

I have more questions than I really want answers to

Ass, Dicks, and Dildo: " "all 71 %. 10:09 PM
once I found a dildo in my mom's sock
drawer while I was looking for money so
I borrowed it and it was a pretty good
ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to
but anyway when I was finished I was
cleaning it off and there was something
etched into the side near the base, turns
out it was the name of one of those
services that makes custom printed
dildos of real life dicks and I've been
too scared to even think about whose it
was but it was probably my dads!!!!!I
shoved my dad's dick up my ass
anonymous
Alright I'm tapping out
internetdumpsterfires:

Whole new set of daddy issues about to develop

I have more questions than I really want answers to

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Girl Memes, Don, and Stomach: Me sucking in my stomach while we're spooning vs. exhaling after he moves his hand Please don’t put your hand on my stomach. I will hold my breath until I die.

Girl Memes, Don, and Stomach: Me sucking in my stomach while we're
spooning vs. exhaling after he moves
his hand
Please don’t put your hand on my stomach. I will hold my breath until I die.

Girl Memes, Don, and Stomach: Me sucking in my stomach while we're
spooning vs. exhaling after he moves
his hand
Please don’t put your hand on my stomach. I will hold my breath until I die.

Please don’t put your hand on my stomach. I will hold my breath until I die.

Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Iphone: Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld *ALL* racism is stupid... then there's "white woman on a plane clutching her purse as I walk by"-kind of stupid Like FUCK that clever bitch figured it out: I spent $500 to get on a plane, MUG HER, run off the tarmac n jump the fence while wearin a prescription neck pillow. 1:01 PM 1/20/19 Twitter for iPhone That aint Wright (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Iphone: Fifty Shades of Whey
@davenewworld
*ALL* racism is stupid... then there's
"white woman on a plane clutching
her purse as I walk by"-kind of stupid
Like FUCK that clever bitch figured
it out: I spent $500 to get on a
plane, MUG HER, run off the tarmac
n jump the fence while wearin a
prescription neck pillow.
1:01 PM 1/20/19 Twitter for iPhone
That aint Wright (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Iphone: Fifty Shades of Whey
@davenewworld
*ALL* racism is stupid... then there's
"white woman on a plane clutching
her purse as I walk by"-kind of stupid
Like FUCK that clever bitch figured
it out: I spent $500 to get on a
plane, MUG HER, run off the tarmac
n jump the fence while wearin a
prescription neck pillow.
1:01 PM 1/20/19 Twitter for iPhone
That aint Wright (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Apparently, Dad, and Definitely: connor 4 Wondertui Garden of T...Follow aConnorJ.W My dad always found rubber ducks while on walks and hid them around for his version of good luck. He passed four years ago, and we thought we found them all. Tonight, I opened the back seat cupholder of my car for apparently the first time in a while. Dad, you genius jerk This is most definitely wholesome

Apparently, Dad, and Definitely: connor 4 Wondertui Garden of T...Follow
aConnorJ.W
My dad always found rubber ducks
while on walks and hid them around for
his version of good luck. He passed four
years ago, and we thought we found
them all.
Tonight, I opened the back seat
cupholder of my car for apparently the
first time in a while.
Dad, you genius jerk
This is most definitely wholesome

Apparently, Dad, and Definitely: connor 4 Wondertui Garden of T...Follow
aConnorJ.W
My dad always found rubber ducks
while on walks and hid them around for
his version of good luck. He passed four
years ago, and we thought we found
them all.
Tonight, I opened the back seat
cupholder of my car for apparently the
first time in a while.
Dad, you genius jerk
This is most definitely wholesome

This is most definitely wholesome

Memes, Music, and Trump: When you hear Mexican music while talking about the wall. He thought something was about to go down TRUMP LMFNO 😂😬

Memes, Music, and Trump: When you hear Mexican music while talking
about the wall. He thought something was about
to go down
TRUMP
LMFNO 😂😬

Memes, Music, and Trump: When you hear Mexican music while talking
about the wall. He thought something was about
to go down
TRUMP
LMFNO 😂😬

Fucking, Funny, and Hungry: "Who She Be Fucking While I'm At Work?" Can I get a Goodmorning for the one time, I woke up 3 times already and my girl still sleep, think I’m about to R Kelly her shit, think she about to hibernate while I’m laying here hungry and shit 😡 @larnite • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Fucking, Funny, and Hungry: "Who She Be Fucking While I'm At
Work?"
Can I get a Goodmorning for the one time, I woke up 3 times already and my girl still sleep, think I’m about to R Kelly her shit, think she about to hibernate while I’m laying here hungry and shit 😡 @larnite • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Fucking, Funny, and Hungry: "Who She Be Fucking While I'm At
Work?"
Can I get a Goodmorning for the one time, I woke up 3 times already and my girl still sleep, think I’m about to R Kelly her shit, think she about to hibernate while I’m laying here hungry and shit 😡 @larnite • Don’t scroll by without dropping that sack 💰 • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Adidas, Football, and God: FOOTBALL MEMES FRANCK RIBERY WAS INVOLVED IN A CAR ACCIDENT DURING WHICH BOTH OF HIS PARENTS AND BROTHER DIED, WHILE HE HIMSELF WAS SEVERELY INJURED IN THE FACE. WHEN ASKED IN AN INTERVIEW WHY HE CHOSE NOT TO OPERATE HIS FACE, HE REPLIED: adidaS "THIS WAS MY FATE, WHILE THE MARKS ON MY FACE REMIND ME OF THE POWER OF GOD." Ribery ❤️

Adidas, Football, and God: FOOTBALL
MEMES
FRANCK RIBERY WAS INVOLVED IN A CAR
ACCIDENT DURING WHICH BOTH OF HIS
PARENTS AND BROTHER DIED, WHILE HE
HIMSELF WAS SEVERELY INJURED IN THE FACE.
WHEN ASKED IN AN INTERVIEW WHY HE CHOSE
NOT TO OPERATE HIS FACE, HE REPLIED:
adidaS
"THIS WAS MY FATE, WHILE THE MARKS ON MY
FACE REMIND ME OF THE POWER OF GOD."
Ribery ❤️

Adidas, Football, and God: FOOTBALL
MEMES
FRANCK RIBERY WAS INVOLVED IN A CAR
ACCIDENT DURING WHICH BOTH OF HIS
PARENTS AND BROTHER DIED, WHILE HE
HIMSELF WAS SEVERELY INJURED IN THE FACE.
WHEN ASKED IN AN INTERVIEW WHY HE CHOSE
NOT TO OPERATE HIS FACE, HE REPLIED:
adidaS
"THIS WAS MY FATE, WHILE THE MARKS ON MY
FACE REMIND ME OF THE POWER OF GOD."
Ribery ❤️

Ribery ❤️

Bitch, Crying, and Girl Memes: Sensitive not soft. I'll deck you while I'm crying bitch If done it once or twice

Bitch, Crying, and Girl Memes: Sensitive not soft. I'll deck you while
I'm crying bitch
If done it once or twice

Bitch, Crying, and Girl Memes: Sensitive not soft. I'll deck you while
I'm crying bitch
If done it once or twice

Friends, Future, and Memes: this picture of Future as "Meathead" in a 2003 issue of XXL (alongside his cousin, the legendary Rico Wade) that @Passionweiss tweeted a while back continues to be my inspiration left to right: Meathead, Rico, C-Smooth, Blvd, G-Rock and Infinique (squatting) Imagine your rapper name being meathead 💀 just goes to show you got to stay down and stay focused ‼️ ( via @xxl ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Future, and Memes: this picture of Future as "Meathead" in a
2003 issue of XXL (alongside his
cousin, the legendary Rico Wade) that
@Passionweiss tweeted a while back
continues to be my inspiration
left to right:
Meathead, Rico,
C-Smooth, Blvd,
G-Rock and Infinique
(squatting)
Imagine your rapper name being meathead 💀 just goes to show you got to stay down and stay focused ‼️ ( via @xxl ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Future, and Memes: this picture of Future as "Meathead" in a
2003 issue of XXL (alongside his
cousin, the legendary Rico Wade) that
@Passionweiss tweeted a while back
continues to be my inspiration
left to right:
Meathead, Rico,
C-Smooth, Blvd,
G-Rock and Infinique
(squatting)
Imagine your rapper name being meathead 💀 just goes to show you got to stay down and stay focused ‼️ ( via @xxl ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Imagine your rapper name being meathead 💀 just goes to show you got to stay down and stay focused ‼️ ( via @xxl ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ D...

Memes, 🤖, and Dog: You ever tried shooting hoops while avoiding dog doo doo?? DON’T!!!!

Memes, 🤖, and Dog: You ever tried shooting hoops while avoiding dog doo doo?? DON’T!!!!

Memes, 🤖, and Dog: You ever tried shooting hoops while avoiding dog doo doo?? DON’T!!!!

Alive, Children, and Friends: Finally knew made it, sittin at the Red Light When them soccer moms pull up in they van while I ride Like, oh my God, children, it's the 1-800 guy" But my doors suicide, yeah, I'm too alive LOGIC, "KEANU REEVES" thaw logic bars 🔥 or 💩⁉️ Comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 📸: @mvschamp Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Alive, Children, and Friends: Finally knew made it, sittin at the Red Light
When them soccer moms
pull up in they van while I ride
Like, oh my God, children, it's the 1-800 guy"
But my doors suicide, yeah, I'm too alive
LOGIC, "KEANU REEVES"
thaw logic bars 🔥 or 💩⁉️ Comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 📸: @mvschamp Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Alive, Children, and Friends: Finally knew made it, sittin at the Red Light
When them soccer moms
pull up in they van while I ride
Like, oh my God, children, it's the 1-800 guy"
But my doors suicide, yeah, I'm too alive
LOGIC, "KEANU REEVES"
thaw logic bars 🔥 or 💩⁉️ Comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 📸: @mvschamp Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

thaw logic bars 🔥 or 💩⁉️ Comment ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 📸: @mvschamp Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Call Me Maybe, Guacamole, and Party: CONTAINS 6 2 oz (57g) PACKS PERISHABLE, KEEP REFRIGERATED Avocado's Number Guacamole to Go Finally solved! Serving Suggestion UAL PAC ishable CONTAINS 6 2 oz (57g) PACKS NET WT. 12 02 340g) (1 LB) 454g To RADER JOSES Avocado's Number CON 0Z 1LB 454g avocados Avocado's Number Guacamole TRADER JOSE'S PERI KEEP RE let's party arriba!" Paishable erp Retigeated 2-8 OZ PEEL &SERVE TRAYS NET WT. 16 0Z 1 B) 454g b0 Ocados HEV IJUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZ BUT HERE IS MY NUMBER 6.0221K10A23 SO CALL ME MAYBE quickmeme.com While shopping at Trader Joes ran into this. Was laughing so hard

Call Me Maybe, Guacamole, and Party: CONTAINS 6
2 oz (57g) PACKS
PERISHABLE,
KEEP REFRIGERATED
Avocado's Number
Guacamole to Go
Finally
solved!
Serving
Suggestion
UAL PAC
ishable
CONTAINS 6
2 oz (57g) PACKS
NET WT. 12 02
340g)

(1 LB) 454g
To
RADER JOSES
Avocado's Number
CON
0Z
1LB 454g
avocados
Avocado's Number
Guacamole
TRADER JOSE'S
PERI
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let's party
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Paishable
erp Retigeated
2-8 OZ PEEL &SERVE TRAYS
NET WT. 16 0Z
1 B) 454g
b0
Ocados

HEV IJUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZ
BUT HERE IS MY NUMBER
6.0221K10A23
SO CALL ME MAYBE
quickmeme.com
While shopping at Trader Joes ran into this. Was laughing so hard

Call Me Maybe, Guacamole, and Party: CONTAINS 6
2 oz (57g) PACKS
PERISHABLE,
KEEP REFRIGERATED
Avocado's Number
Guacamole to Go
Finally
solved!
Serving
Suggestion
UAL PAC
ishable
CONTAINS 6
2 oz (57g) PACKS
NET WT. 12 02
340g)

(1 LB) 454g
To
RADER JOSES
Avocado's Number
CON
0Z
1LB 454g
avocados
Avocado's Number
Guacamole
TRADER JOSE'S
PERI
KEEP RE
let's party
arriba!"
Paishable
erp Retigeated
2-8 OZ PEEL &SERVE TRAYS
NET WT. 16 0Z
1 B) 454g
b0
Ocados

HEV IJUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZ
BUT HERE IS MY NUMBER
6.0221K10A23
SO CALL ME MAYBE
quickmeme.com
While shopping at Trader Joes ran into this. Was laughing so hard

While shopping at Trader Joes ran into this. Was laughing so hard

Funny, Refrigerator, and Girl Memes: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive an Might as well

Funny, Refrigerator, and Girl Memes: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while
standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am
2:12am... going back for more olive
an
Might as well

Funny, Refrigerator, and Girl Memes: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while
standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am
2:12am... going back for more olive
an
Might as well

Might as well

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING. so far, he has: grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire." woken me up and muttered "he's here" while staring at my bedroom door rolled over last night and said "you don't know what's out there. You don't know what's in the swamp" he's taken like 20 years off my life. uhrair on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said "have a great day at work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers 313,741 notes Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair
my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was
just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING.
so far, he has:
grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand
over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall
whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire."
woken me up and muttered "he's here" while
staring at my bedroom door
rolled over last night and said "you don't
know what's out there. You don't know what's
in the swamp"
he's taken like 20 years off my life.
uhrair
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me
really gently and then said "have a great day at
work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at
2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the
covers
313,741 notes
Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Cute, Life, and Memes: uhrair
my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was
just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING.
so far, he has:
grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand
over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall
whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire."
woken me up and muttered "he's here" while
staring at my bedroom door
rolled over last night and said "you don't
know what's out there. You don't know what's
in the swamp"
he's taken like 20 years off my life.
uhrair
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me
really gently and then said "have a great day at
work baby" and pushed me onto the floor at
2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the
covers
313,741 notes
Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Follow @hardcorecomedy2.0 he always posts 🔥🔥

Apparently, Dad, and Ducks: Connor, A Wonderful Garden of Tr... aConnorJ W Follow My dad always found rubber ducks while on walks and hid them around for his version of good luck. He passed four years ago, and we thought we found them all. Tonight, I opened the back seat cupholder of my car for apparently the first time in a while Dad, you genius jerk “Dad, you genius jerk”

Apparently, Dad, and Ducks: Connor, A Wonderful Garden of Tr...
aConnorJ W
Follow
My dad always found rubber ducks
while on walks and hid them around for
his version of good luck. He passed four
years ago, and we thought we found
them all.
Tonight, I opened the back seat
cupholder of my car for apparently the
first time in a while
Dad, you genius jerk
“Dad, you genius jerk”

Apparently, Dad, and Ducks: Connor, A Wonderful Garden of Tr...
aConnorJ W
Follow
My dad always found rubber ducks
while on walks and hid them around for
his version of good luck. He passed four
years ago, and we thought we found
them all.
Tonight, I opened the back seat
cupholder of my car for apparently the
first time in a while
Dad, you genius jerk
“Dad, you genius jerk”

“Dad, you genius jerk”

Funny, Instagram, and Life: this how women sit in the chair while the makeup artist takes "another happy client" pictures Life on Earth尜@planetepics The red-shanked douc is the most mild tempered monkey I've ever worked with. So peaceful and relaxed, almost zen-like instagram.com/mogenstrolle/ Tag her

Funny, Instagram, and Life: this how women sit in the chair while
the makeup artist takes "another
happy client" pictures
Life on Earth尜@planetepics
The red-shanked douc is the most mild
tempered monkey I've ever worked with. So
peaceful and relaxed, almost zen-like
instagram.com/mogenstrolle/
Tag her

Funny, Instagram, and Life: this how women sit in the chair while
the makeup artist takes "another
happy client" pictures
Life on Earth尜@planetepics
The red-shanked douc is the most mild
tempered monkey I've ever worked with. So
peaceful and relaxed, almost zen-like
instagram.com/mogenstrolle/
Tag her

Tag her

Click, Fucking, and Target: Review my Eat in Order Calories shown do not reflect any customizations 1X Hamburger 250 Cal $1.20 - No Ketchup - No Diced Onions - No Pickle -No Meat - No Regular Bun - No Salt Make It A Meal Edit Remove Windows Boot Manager windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the cause. To fix the problem: 1. Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer. 2. Choose your 1anguage settings, and then click "Next.'" 3. Click "Repair your computer." If you do not have this disc, contact your system administrator or computer manufacturer for assistance. status: oxcoooooor Info: An error occurred while attempting to read the boot configuration data. ENTER Continue ESC-Exit fuckshitavenue: piccolit: givemethefrenchfries: I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there. This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE literally just

Click, Fucking, and Target: Review my Eat in Order
Calories shown do not reflect any customizations
1X Hamburger
250 Cal
$1.20
- No Ketchup
- No Diced Onions
- No Pickle
-No Meat
- No Regular Bun
- No Salt
Make It A Meal
Edit
Remove

Windows Boot Manager
windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the
cause. To fix the problem:
1. Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer.
2. Choose your 1anguage settings, and then click "Next.'"
3. Click "Repair your computer."
If you do not have this disc, contact your system administrator or computer
manufacturer for assistance.
status: oxcoooooor
Info: An error occurred while attempting to read the boot configuration
data.
ENTER Continue
ESC-Exit
fuckshitavenue:
piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

Click, Fucking, and Target: Review my Eat in Order
Calories shown do not reflect any customizations
1X Hamburger
250 Cal
$1.20
- No Ketchup
- No Diced Onions
- No Pickle
-No Meat
- No Regular Bun
- No Salt
Make It A Meal
Edit
Remove

Windows Boot Manager
windows failed to start. A recent hardware or software change might be the
cause. To fix the problem:
1. Insert your windows installation disc and restart your computer.
2. Choose your 1anguage settings, and then click "Next.'"
3. Click "Repair your computer."
If you do not have this disc, contact your system administrator or computer
manufacturer for assistance.
status: oxcoooooor
Info: An error occurred while attempting to read the boot configuration
data.
ENTER Continue
ESC-Exit
fuckshitavenue:
piccolit:

givemethefrenchfries:
I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed
Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.
This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just

Memes, Best, and Living: jadyn @bwayhrvy u ever think about how the year 3000 is literally 81 years away t Vote I 1 Share BEST COMMENTS eden_ refael 4m We're all in 2019 while this guy's living in 2919 Reply 3

Memes, Best, and Living: jadyn
@bwayhrvy
u ever think about how the year 3000
is literally 81 years away
t Vote
I 1
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Memes, Best, and Living: jadyn
@bwayhrvy
u ever think about how the year 3000
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We're all in 2019 while this guy's living in 2919
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Shopping, Mom, and Her: hanging w your mom while she runs her errands so she can feed and take you shopping> 3/31/18, 11:49 AM 51.8K Retweets 169K Likes

Shopping, Mom, and Her: hanging w your mom while she runs her
errands so she can feed and take you
shopping>
3/31/18, 11:49 AM
51.8K Retweets 169K Likes

Shopping, Mom, and Her: hanging w your mom while she runs her
errands so she can feed and take you
shopping>
3/31/18, 11:49 AM
51.8K Retweets 169K Likes

Cookies, Dope, and Drunk: Literally me as a wife cx cope @cxcope my wife's in the kitchen, wine-drunk, making cookies while topless. being married is dope. 7/3/17, 3:01 PM I wish

Cookies, Dope, and Drunk: Literally me as a wife
cx cope
@cxcope
my wife's in the kitchen, wine-drunk,
making cookies while topless.
being married is dope.
7/3/17, 3:01 PM
I wish

Cookies, Dope, and Drunk: Literally me as a wife
cx cope
@cxcope
my wife's in the kitchen, wine-drunk,
making cookies while topless.
being married is dope.
7/3/17, 3:01 PM
I wish

I wish

Dad, Dank, and Alligator: DAD SCIEnNCE FACT You can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether you see it later or after a while.

Dad, Dank, and Alligator: DAD SCIEnNCE FACT
You can tell the difference between an
alligator and a crocodile
by paying attention to
whether you see it later
or after a while.

Dad, Dank, and Alligator: DAD SCIEnNCE FACT
You can tell the difference between an
alligator and a crocodile
by paying attention to
whether you see it later
or after a while.

Horses, Work, and Chicken: what the heq @bibliophileq I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "l do not like the cobra chicken." 6:41 PM 09 Jun 18 66.9K Retweets 307K Likes The way this man described a Canadian goose

Horses, Work, and Chicken: what the heq
@bibliophileq
I work with a guy from Mexico
who doesn't speak a lot of
English. A Canadian goose made
a nest by one of the paddock
gates and hissed at him while he
was putting horses out. He comes
back to us after and says, "l do not
like the cobra chicken."
6:41 PM 09 Jun 18
66.9K Retweets 307K Likes
The way this man described a Canadian goose

Horses, Work, and Chicken: what the heq
@bibliophileq
I work with a guy from Mexico
who doesn't speak a lot of
English. A Canadian goose made
a nest by one of the paddock
gates and hissed at him while he
was putting horses out. He comes
back to us after and says, "l do not
like the cobra chicken."
6:41 PM 09 Jun 18
66.9K Retweets 307K Likes
The way this man described a Canadian goose

The way this man described a Canadian goose

Dating, Friends, and Memes: My boyfriend don't need friends while he dating me. He got 3: Me, my & my mouth. You good babeG 😂😂

Dating, Friends, and Memes: My boyfriend don't need friends
while he dating me. He got 3: Me,
my & my mouth. You good
babeG
😂😂

Dating, Friends, and Memes: My boyfriend don't need friends
while he dating me. He got 3: Me,
my & my mouth. You good
babeG
😂😂

😂😂

Lesbians, Shark, and Common: partybarackisinthehousetonight releases pack of dads into home depot gobe free hotcommunist invasive species encroach on lesbian territory direaming-shark This is a common misconception because they're such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe's. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores. Cheezburger Image 9241849856

Lesbians, Shark, and Common: partybarackisinthehousetonight
releases pack of dads into home depot gobe
free
hotcommunist
invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
direaming-shark
This is a common misconception because they're
such similar environments, but you should be aware
that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians
are actually native to Lowe's. At this point, however,
both dads and lesbians have made themselves at
home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point
that trying to separate them back into their original
ranges would probably do more harm than good to
the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware
stores.
Cheezburger Image 9241849856

Lesbians, Shark, and Common: partybarackisinthehousetonight
releases pack of dads into home depot gobe
free
hotcommunist
invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
direaming-shark
This is a common misconception because they're
such similar environments, but you should be aware
that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians
are actually native to Lowe's. At this point, however,
both dads and lesbians have made themselves at
home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point
that trying to separate them back into their original
ranges would probably do more harm than good to
the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware
stores.
Cheezburger Image 9241849856

Star, Sad, and Honesty: How sad it must be_ believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their whole lives to deceiving you, while a reality-TV star with decades of fraud and exhaustively-documented lying is your only beacon of honesty

Star, Sad, and Honesty: How sad it must be_
believing that scientists, scholars,
historians, economists, and
journalists have devoted their whole
lives to deceiving you, while a
reality-TV star with decades of fraud
and exhaustively-documented lying
is your only beacon of honesty

Star, Sad, and Honesty: How sad it must be_
believing that scientists, scholars,
historians, economists, and
journalists have devoted their whole
lives to deceiving you, while a
reality-TV star with decades of fraud
and exhaustively-documented lying
is your only beacon of honesty

Phone, Hotel, and Time: DSA LV426 @slimeincubator cleaning my phone n remember that time i bought a tubbs plush @ comiccon and the maid service the hotel tucked him in while we were away Exceptional service

Phone, Hotel, and Time: DSA LV426
@slimeincubator
cleaning my phone n remember
that time i bought a tubbs plush @
comiccon and the maid service
the hotel tucked him in while we
were away
Exceptional service

Phone, Hotel, and Time: DSA LV426
@slimeincubator
cleaning my phone n remember
that time i bought a tubbs plush @
comiccon and the maid service
the hotel tucked him in while we
were away
Exceptional service

Exceptional service

Dank Memes, How, and Tsa: How TSA is gonna be lookin while they aren't getting paid I brought a bomb once and it went thru

Dank Memes, How, and Tsa: How TSA is gonna be lookin while they
aren't getting paid
I brought a bomb once and it went thru

Dank Memes, How, and Tsa: How TSA is gonna be lookin while they
aren't getting paid
I brought a bomb once and it went thru

I brought a bomb once and it went thru

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
awesomacious:

Wholesome Accident

awesomacious: Wholesome Accident

Alive, Love, and Back: Nobody has your back like your Mama... Love her while she's still alive.

Alive, Love, and Back: Nobody has your back
like your Mama...
Love her while she's
still alive.

Alive, Love, and Back: Nobody has your back
like your Mama...
Love her while she's
still alive.

Dank, Death, and Sad: he didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these pj's on him while he was asleep n when he woke up l told him he starved to death and now he's sad Clever parenting.

Dank, Death, and Sad: he didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these
pj's on him while he was asleep n when he
woke up l told him he starved to death
and now he's sad
Clever parenting.

Dank, Death, and Sad: he didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these
pj's on him while he was asleep n when he
woke up l told him he starved to death
and now he's sad
Clever parenting.

Clever parenting.

Rude, Business, and Onion: 4 days ago The service is as slow and terrible, the place's cabbage soup stench has a way of sticking on you long after you leave. We were literally in the middle of giving our order while the other guy told our waiter to go take orders from another table, that's just rude We also found a green onion on the supposedly clean spoon Business Manager You get in line for services. That's minimum courtesy. You guys came after 5 other tables Finding excuses to give a 1 star is rude. By the way, it is Not the first time you were here Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot

Rude, Business, and Onion: 4 days ago
The service is as slow and terrible, the place's cabbage
soup stench has a way of sticking on you long after
you leave. We were literally in the middle of giving our
order while the other guy told our waiter to go take
orders from another table, that's just rude
We also found a green onion on the supposedly clean
spoon
Business Manager
You get in line for services. That's minimum
courtesy. You guys came after 5 other tables
Finding excuses to give a 1 star is rude. By the
way, it is Not the first time you were here
Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot

Rude, Business, and Onion: 4 days ago
The service is as slow and terrible, the place's cabbage
soup stench has a way of sticking on you long after
you leave. We were literally in the middle of giving our
order while the other guy told our waiter to go take
orders from another table, that's just rude
We also found a green onion on the supposedly clean
spoon
Business Manager
You get in line for services. That's minimum
courtesy. You guys came after 5 other tables
Finding excuses to give a 1 star is rude. By the
way, it is Not the first time you were here
Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot

Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot

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