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Tumblr, Blog, and Com: marriedfood:Shrimps in rosemary recipe

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: marriedfood:Shrimps in rosemary recipe

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Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

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Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

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Brad Pitt, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1160 Having worked all day without a break for lunch, Brad Pitt suggested his character Rusty in ocean's Eleven should be known for eating all of the time. In one scene that took a considerable amount of takes, he ended up consuming 40 shrimps. Who is your favorite A List actor?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix Bradpitt oceanseleven mattdamon georgeclooney oceanstwelve oceanseight

Brad Pitt, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1160
Having worked all day without a break for
lunch, Brad Pitt suggested his character Rusty
in ocean's Eleven should be known for eating
all of the time. In one scene that took a
considerable amount of takes, he ended up
consuming 40 shrimps.
Who is your favorite A List actor?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix Bradpitt oceanseleven mattdamon georgeclooney oceanstwelve oceanseight

Brad Pitt, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #1160
Having worked all day without a break for
lunch, Brad Pitt suggested his character Rusty
in ocean's Eleven should be known for eating
all of the time. In one scene that took a
considerable amount of takes, he ended up
consuming 40 shrimps.
Who is your favorite A List actor?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix Bradpitt oceanseleven mattdamon georgeclooney oceanstwelve oceanseight

Who is your favorite A List actor?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and prod...

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Head, Memes, and Heart: this gets funnier everytime i watch it A shrimps heart is located in its head 🦐 rip

Head, Memes, and Heart: this gets funnier
everytime i watch it
A shrimps heart is located in its head 🦐 rip

Head, Memes, and Heart: this gets funnier
everytime i watch it
A shrimps heart is located in its head 🦐 rip

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Food, Tumblr, and Blog: touch Food ice unclefather: 7 shrimps and 4,562 rice

Food, Tumblr, and Blog: touch
Food
ice
unclefather:
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice

Food, Tumblr, and Blog: touch
Food
ice
unclefather:
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice

unclefather: 7 shrimps and 4,562 rice

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The Middle, This, and Morning: Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning

The Middle, This, and Morning: Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning

The Middle, This, and Morning: Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning

Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning

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Facts, News, and Tumblr: Today I Learned Mantis shrimps have the world's best eyes because they can see V, visible, and polarised light as well as have four times as many colour receptors than humans. TodaviLearned Facts.tumblr.com todayilearnedfacts: Follow TodayiLearnedFacts for more Daily Facts! Source

Facts, News, and Tumblr: Today I Learned
Mantis shrimps have the world's
best eyes because they can see
V, visible, and polarised light
as well as have four times as
many colour receptors than
humans.
TodaviLearned Facts.tumblr.com
todayilearnedfacts:
Follow TodayiLearnedFacts for more Daily Facts!
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Facts, News, and Tumblr: Today I Learned
Mantis shrimps have the world's
best eyes because they can see
V, visible, and polarised light
as well as have four times as
many colour receptors than
humans.
TodaviLearned Facts.tumblr.com
todayilearnedfacts:
Follow TodayiLearnedFacts for more Daily Facts!
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todayilearnedfacts: Follow TodayiLearnedFacts for more Daily Facts! Source

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Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

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Funny, Florida, and Sandwich: 100lb shrimp caught in Florida *HEAVY BREATHING Shrimps n potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...

Funny, Florida, and Sandwich: 100lb shrimp caught in Florida
*HEAVY BREATHING
Shrimps n potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...

Funny, Florida, and Sandwich: 100lb shrimp caught in Florida
*HEAVY BREATHING
Shrimps n potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...

Shrimps n potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...

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Food, Memes, and Petty: this is the level of petty I'm at BRAndii Do NOt touc h Food I HAve Shimps Ard re unclefather 7 shrimps and 4,562 rice This is my level of petty 😂

Food, Memes, and Petty: this is the level of petty I'm at
BRAndii Do NOt
touc h
Food
I HAve Shimps
Ard re
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
This is my level of petty 😂

Food, Memes, and Petty: this is the level of petty I'm at
BRAndii Do NOt
touc h
Food
I HAve Shimps
Ard re
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
This is my level of petty 😂

This is my level of petty 😂

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Food, Memes, and Petty: this is the level of petty I'm at touch Food Ard ie unclefather 7 shrimps and 4,562 rice The level of petty I want us all aspire to reach

Food, Memes, and Petty: this is the level of petty I'm at
touch
Food
Ard ie
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
The level of petty I want us all aspire to reach

Food, Memes, and Petty: this is the level of petty I'm at
touch
Food
Ard ie
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
The level of petty I want us all aspire to reach

The level of petty I want us all aspire to reach

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Food, Petty, and Girl Memes: this is the level of petty I'm at BRAndii Do Not touch Food ny unclefather 7 shrimps and 4,562 rice I counted!

Food, Petty, and Girl Memes: this is the level of petty I'm at
BRAndii Do Not
touch
Food
ny
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
I counted!

Food, Petty, and Girl Memes: this is the level of petty I'm at
BRAndii Do Not
touch
Food
ny
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
I counted!

I counted!

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Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

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Family, Funny, and The Cable Guy: when they sit another family with you at the hibachi table. He’s tossing the shrimps in my mouth punks. (@the_cable_guy_)

Family, Funny, and The Cable Guy: when they sit another family with you at the
hibachi table.
He’s tossing the shrimps in my mouth punks. (@the_cable_guy_)

Family, Funny, and The Cable Guy: when they sit another family with you at the
hibachi table.
He’s tossing the shrimps in my mouth punks. (@the_cable_guy_)

He’s tossing the shrimps in my mouth punks. (@the_cable_guy_)

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Memes, Money, and Ramen: Nigga if you don't get into somebody restaurant Don Pablo @ralph_Ix When you're from the Hood but you're Boujie now.. p Ramen LEGRIN Shrimp Flavor EG I need more shrimp in mine then we making money moves • ➫➫ Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Memes, Money, and Ramen: Nigga if you don't get into somebody
restaurant
Don Pablo @ralph_Ix
When you're from the Hood but you're Boujie
now..
p Ramen
LEGRIN
Shrimp Flavor
EG
I need more shrimp in mine then we making money moves • ➫➫ Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

Memes, Money, and Ramen: Nigga if you don't get into somebody
restaurant
Don Pablo @ralph_Ix
When you're from the Hood but you're Boujie
now..
p Ramen
LEGRIN
Shrimp Flavor
EG
I need more shrimp in mine then we making money moves • ➫➫ Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily

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Memes, Ramen, and The Hood: Don Pablo @ralph_Ix When you're from the Hood but you're Boujie now G:W Top Ramen Shrimp Flavers LLECRIN 😂Damn

Memes, Ramen, and The Hood: Don Pablo
@ralph_Ix
When you're from the Hood but you're
Boujie now
G:W
Top Ramen
Shrimp Flavers
LLECRIN
😂Damn

Memes, Ramen, and The Hood: Don Pablo
@ralph_Ix
When you're from the Hood but you're
Boujie now
G:W
Top Ramen
Shrimp Flavers
LLECRIN
😂Damn

😂Damn

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Memes, Ramen, and The Hood: Somewhere in the world right now a fancy restaurant is selling this meal for $160 Don Pablo @ralph lx When you're from the Hood but you're Boujie now.. Top Ramen Shrimp Flavor 3 LLEORIN for like 1-4 of the size

Memes, Ramen, and The Hood: Somewhere in the world right
now a fancy restaurant is selling
this meal for $160
Don Pablo @ralph lx
When you're from the Hood but you're
Boujie now..
Top Ramen
Shrimp Flavor 3
LLEORIN
for like 1-4 of the size

Memes, Ramen, and The Hood: Somewhere in the world right
now a fancy restaurant is selling
this meal for $160
Don Pablo @ralph lx
When you're from the Hood but you're
Boujie now..
Top Ramen
Shrimp Flavor 3
LLEORIN
for like 1-4 of the size

for like 1-4 of the size

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Af, Bae, and Love: u/SlimThick14 3d imgur Smiles coming home after hurricane Harvey Love this pup's expression tho: "when u mad at bae but then bae wanna take u out for sushi so u make a deal with yourself to be civilized for two hours - just enuf time to consume four delicious rolls stuffed with yellow tail, fatty tuna, tempura shrimp, soft shell crab and other tasty treats before acting bratty AF for the rest of the night and part of the next morning" iLoveItTho 🤗😂😂😂

Af, Bae, and Love: u/SlimThick14 3d imgur
Smiles coming home after hurricane Harvey
Love this pup's expression tho: "when u mad at bae but then bae wanna take u out for sushi so u make a deal with yourself to be civilized for two hours - just enuf time to consume four delicious rolls stuffed with yellow tail, fatty tuna, tempura shrimp, soft shell crab and other tasty treats before acting bratty AF for the rest of the night and part of the next morning" iLoveItTho 🤗😂😂😂

Af, Bae, and Love: u/SlimThick14 3d imgur
Smiles coming home after hurricane Harvey
Love this pup's expression tho: "when u mad at bae but then bae wanna take u out for sushi so u make a deal with yourself to be civilized for two hours - just enuf time to consume four delicious rolls stuffed with yellow tail, fatty tuna, tempura shrimp, soft shell crab and other tasty treats before acting bratty AF for the rest of the night and part of the next morning" iLoveItTho 🤗😂😂😂

Love this pup's expression tho: "when u mad at bae but then bae wanna take u out for sushi so u make a deal with yourself to be civilized fo...

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Beautiful, Dating, and Memes: sweet-bitsy What if you were dating a moth prince and living in his kingdom and he knew how out of place you felt so he made you dozens of silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn't stand out so much and always said you were so beautiful you were glowing and occasion- ally bump right into your face because it was a little joke and he would pretend you were a light bulb and give you tiny kisses thewriterkid Half of me is like "what the fuck am I looking at" and the other half finds this inexplicably adorable and good how many shrimps do you have to eat - Max textpost textposts

Beautiful, Dating, and Memes: sweet-bitsy
What if you were dating a moth prince and
living in his kingdom and he knew how out
of place you felt so he made you dozens of
silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots
of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn't
stand out so much and always said you were
so beautiful you were glowing and occasion-
ally bump right into your face because it was
a little joke and he would pretend you were a
light bulb and give you tiny kisses
thewriterkid
Half of me is like "what the fuck am I looking
at" and the other half finds this inexplicably
adorable and good
how many shrimps do you have to eat - Max textpost textposts

Beautiful, Dating, and Memes: sweet-bitsy
What if you were dating a moth prince and
living in his kingdom and he knew how out
of place you felt so he made you dozens of
silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots
of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn't
stand out so much and always said you were
so beautiful you were glowing and occasion-
ally bump right into your face because it was
a little joke and he would pretend you were a
light bulb and give you tiny kisses
thewriterkid
Half of me is like "what the fuck am I looking
at" and the other half finds this inexplicably
adorable and good
how many shrimps do you have to eat - Max textpost textposts

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Dicks, Memes, and Ups: Girl: he has a shrimp dick 7/14/17, 4:51 PM li VIEW TWEE l'mSayin Yeahhhh im bout to swim deep up in dat ocean

Dicks, Memes, and Ups: Girl: he has a shrimp dick
7/14/17, 4:51 PM
li VIEW TWEE
l'mSayin
Yeahhhh im bout to swim deep up in dat ocean

Dicks, Memes, and Ups: Girl: he has a shrimp dick
7/14/17, 4:51 PM
li VIEW TWEE
l'mSayin
Yeahhhh im bout to swim deep up in dat ocean

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Dude, Fucking, and Guns: worms! 01 Final thoughts: Guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean lankykong64 dont give weapons to the fishes theyll fuckin kill us dude the-gaminggoblin An octopus could carry eight fucking guns!! you know what let them have it we're doomed regardless and I'd rather have my life taken by a mantis shrimp or a shark tbqfh - Max textpost textposts

Dude, Fucking, and Guns: worms! 01
Final thoughts: Guns are loud and ugly and we
should throw them all in the ocean
lankykong64
dont give weapons to the fishes
theyll fuckin kill us dude
the-gaminggoblin
An octopus could carry eight fucking guns!!
you know what let them have it we're doomed regardless and I'd rather have my life taken by a mantis shrimp or a shark tbqfh - Max textpost textposts

Dude, Fucking, and Guns: worms! 01
Final thoughts: Guns are loud and ugly and we
should throw them all in the ocean
lankykong64
dont give weapons to the fishes
theyll fuckin kill us dude
the-gaminggoblin
An octopus could carry eight fucking guns!!
you know what let them have it we're doomed regardless and I'd rather have my life taken by a mantis shrimp or a shark tbqfh - Max textpost textposts

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Funny, Gucci, and Smashing: You about to smash but she says you gotta let the dog sniff your penis for stds first...Wyd? Aslong as he doesn't bite my shrimp we Gucci @no_chillbruh

Funny, Gucci, and Smashing: You about to smash but she says
you gotta let the dog sniff your
penis for stds first...Wyd?
Aslong as he doesn't bite my shrimp we Gucci @no_chillbruh

Funny, Gucci, and Smashing: You about to smash but she says
you gotta let the dog sniff your
penis for stds first...Wyd?
Aslong as he doesn't bite my shrimp we Gucci @no_chillbruh

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Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

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Clothes, iCarly, and Tattoos: icarly-official if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that e shrimp * pork obesity e torn clothes (like ripped jeans) e wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics e cutting your hair e shaving tattooS e and working on Sundays are all listed as abominations in the bible as well Everything sasin, You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically were notallowed to go to the athroom tag a sinnnnner !

Clothes, iCarly, and Tattoos: icarly-official
if you use the bible as an excuse
towards being anti gay dont forget
that
e shrimp
* pork
obesity
e torn clothes (like ripped
jeans)
e wearing clothing made from
2 different fabrics
e cutting your hair
e shaving
tattooS
e and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the
bible as well
Everything sasin, You ever sat down and read this
thing? Technically were notallowed to go to the
athroom
tag a sinnnnner !

Clothes, iCarly, and Tattoos: icarly-official
if you use the bible as an excuse
towards being anti gay dont forget
that
e shrimp
* pork
obesity
e torn clothes (like ripped
jeans)
e wearing clothing made from
2 different fabrics
e cutting your hair
e shaving
tattooS
e and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the
bible as well
Everything sasin, You ever sat down and read this
thing? Technically were notallowed to go to the
athroom
tag a sinnnnner !

tag a sinnnnner !

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Bubba, Chris Pratt, and Memes: ADE IT DRAFT VA MERI FUN FACT: Chris Pratt was discovered in 2000 while working as a waiter at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. in Maui, Hawaii. He waited on the table of actor/director Rae Dawn Chong, who had starred in one of Pratt's favorite films, Commando. Chong offered Pratt a role in a short movie she was directing at the time. And the rest is history... (Reilly Johnson)

Bubba, Chris Pratt, and Memes: ADE IT
DRAFT VA
MERI
FUN FACT: Chris Pratt was discovered in 2000 while working as a waiter at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. in Maui, Hawaii. He waited on the table of actor/director Rae Dawn Chong, who had starred in one of Pratt's favorite films, Commando. Chong offered Pratt a role in a short movie she was directing at the time. And the rest is history...

(Reilly Johnson)

Bubba, Chris Pratt, and Memes: ADE IT
DRAFT VA
MERI
FUN FACT: Chris Pratt was discovered in 2000 while working as a waiter at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. in Maui, Hawaii. He waited on the table of actor/director Rae Dawn Chong, who had starred in one of Pratt's favorite films, Commando. Chong offered Pratt a role in a short movie she was directing at the time. And the rest is history...

(Reilly Johnson)

FUN FACT: Chris Pratt was discovered in 2000 while working as a waiter at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. in Maui, Hawaii. He waited on the table ...

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Dank, Drake, and 🤖: What if josh was actually going to send drake an invite but got distracted byreally big shrimp ????

Dank, Drake, and 🤖: What if josh was actually going to send drake an invite but got distracted
byreally big shrimp ????

Dank, Drake, and 🤖: What if josh was actually going to send drake an invite but got distracted
byreally big shrimp ????

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Memes, youtube.com, and Stuff: If I had a YouTube channel, I would onlyThe series would start off with a lot do Korean grocery store hauls. of promise.. HEY GuyS! ToDAY. KE ALL DAYS, I'M GONNA Look AT ALLTHIS . STUFF 11 WHAT I GoT mRFROM H-MART! ...but quickly devolve as I realize that constantly buying large quantities of groceries is unsustainable. It would be deeply unsatisfying to viewers. OH HERE'S AN OLD, DRIED-UP SHRIMP CHIP I FOUND UNDER THE TABLE, DOES THIS COUNT? TODAY I JUST HAVE THIS, UM, CARTON oF Soy MILK COMMENTS RyanBananas i didn't think i could be so let down so much by a youtube video, but i was Teriyaki Bob i'm depressed now WEB @DAm LEE TOON Vlogging seems hard!!

Memes, youtube.com, and Stuff: If I had a YouTube channel, I would onlyThe series would start off with a lot
do Korean grocery store hauls.
of promise..
HEY GuyS! ToDAY.
KE ALL DAYS,
I'M GONNA
Look AT
ALLTHIS
. STUFF 11
WHAT I GoT
mRFROM H-MART!
...but quickly devolve as I realize that
constantly buying large quantities of
groceries is unsustainable.
It would be deeply unsatisfying
to viewers.
OH HERE'S AN OLD, DRIED-UP
SHRIMP CHIP I FOUND UNDER
THE TABLE, DOES THIS COUNT?
TODAY I JUST
HAVE THIS, UM,
CARTON oF
Soy MILK
COMMENTS
RyanBananas
i didn't think i could be so let down so
much by a youtube video, but i was
Teriyaki Bob
i'm depressed now
WEB @DAm LEE
TOON
Vlogging seems hard!!

Memes, youtube.com, and Stuff: If I had a YouTube channel, I would onlyThe series would start off with a lot
do Korean grocery store hauls.
of promise..
HEY GuyS! ToDAY.
KE ALL DAYS,
I'M GONNA
Look AT
ALLTHIS
. STUFF 11
WHAT I GoT
mRFROM H-MART!
...but quickly devolve as I realize that
constantly buying large quantities of
groceries is unsustainable.
It would be deeply unsatisfying
to viewers.
OH HERE'S AN OLD, DRIED-UP
SHRIMP CHIP I FOUND UNDER
THE TABLE, DOES THIS COUNT?
TODAY I JUST
HAVE THIS, UM,
CARTON oF
Soy MILK
COMMENTS
RyanBananas
i didn't think i could be so let down so
much by a youtube video, but i was
Teriyaki Bob
i'm depressed now
WEB @DAm LEE
TOON
Vlogging seems hard!!

Vlogging seems hard!!

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Emoji, Memes, and Yo: It ain't as big as the ones I got back home but l'll make it work @memersdelight Drop a shrimp emoji if yo dick lil 👌🏽💯

Emoji, Memes, and Yo: It ain't as big as the ones I got
back home but l'll make it work
@memersdelight
Drop a shrimp emoji if yo dick lil 👌🏽💯

Emoji, Memes, and Yo: It ain't as big as the ones I got
back home but l'll make it work
@memersdelight
Drop a shrimp emoji if yo dick lil 👌🏽💯

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Crazy, Funny, and Love: when someone orders seafood at Applebee's sunnymorals Oh, you crazy! I love me some Applebee's but you couldn't get me to touch a shrimp from there with a 10 foot pole

Crazy, Funny, and Love: when someone orders
seafood at Applebee's
sunnymorals
Oh, you crazy!
I love me some Applebee's but you couldn't get me to touch a shrimp from there with a 10 foot pole

Crazy, Funny, and Love: when someone orders
seafood at Applebee's
sunnymorals
Oh, you crazy!
I love me some Applebee's but you couldn't get me to touch a shrimp from there with a 10 foot pole

I love me some Applebee's but you couldn't get me to touch a shrimp from there with a 10 foot pole

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Growing Up, Life, and Memes: "When my parents didn't cook" Survival Kit INSTANT NOODLE SHRIMP (TOM Yum) MAMA SHRIMP (TOM YUM) FLAVOUSR AsiansNeverDie This was a life safer growing up!! When mom didn't cook.. all you needed was a packet of MAMA noodles, eggs, some onions, and a splash of sriracha. 😂😂 Makes any day a happy day. How do you like your noods?? 🤣🤣🤣

Growing Up, Life, and Memes: "When my parents didn't cook"
Survival Kit
INSTANT NOODLE SHRIMP (TOM Yum)
MAMA
SHRIMP (TOM YUM) FLAVOUSR
AsiansNeverDie
This was a life safer growing up!! When mom didn't cook.. all you needed was a packet of MAMA noodles, eggs, some onions, and a splash of sriracha. 😂😂 Makes any day a happy day. How do you like your noods?? 🤣🤣🤣

Growing Up, Life, and Memes: "When my parents didn't cook"
Survival Kit
INSTANT NOODLE SHRIMP (TOM Yum)
MAMA
SHRIMP (TOM YUM) FLAVOUSR
AsiansNeverDie
This was a life safer growing up!! When mom didn't cook.. all you needed was a packet of MAMA noodles, eggs, some onions, and a splash of sriracha. 😂😂 Makes any day a happy day. How do you like your noods?? 🤣🤣🤣

This was a life safer growing up!! When mom didn't cook.. all you needed was a packet of MAMA noodles, eggs, some onions, and a splash of sr...

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Fucking, Memes, and Murder: wheremyshrimps what's it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp bigshrimpass a krilling spree wheremyshrimps no it's fucking murder Source: wheremyshrimps 142,510 notes > 142,510 notes if I were to @ a celebrity to try and get them to notice me who do u think would likely do it - Max textpost textposts

Fucking, Memes, and Murder: wheremyshrimps
what's it called when a shrimp kills
another shrimp
bigshrimpass
a krilling spree
wheremyshrimps
no it's fucking murder
Source: wheremyshrimps
142,510 notes >
142,510 notes
if I were to @ a celebrity to try and get them to notice me who do u think would likely do it - Max textpost textposts

Fucking, Memes, and Murder: wheremyshrimps
what's it called when a shrimp kills
another shrimp
bigshrimpass
a krilling spree
wheremyshrimps
no it's fucking murder
Source: wheremyshrimps
142,510 notes >
142,510 notes
if I were to @ a celebrity to try and get them to notice me who do u think would likely do it - Max textpost textposts

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Animals, Community, and Food: ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum: fandomstuck: the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue) Mantis Shrimp have 16. Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food. aaah sorry guys ive been so busy!!! i slept in till 2:30pm today and then did community hours. tomorrow i have work then community hours so ill try to sneak in a post - 🌙

Animals, Community, and Food: ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:
fandomstuck:
the fact that there are animals who
can see colors that i cant which
means that there are colors that exist
that it is literally impossible for me to
envision is such fucking bullshit that
i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for
processing color (red green and blue)
Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of
food.
aaah sorry guys ive been so busy!!! i slept in till 2:30pm today and then did community hours. tomorrow i have work then community hours so ill try to sneak in a post - 🌙

Animals, Community, and Food: ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:
fandomstuck:
the fact that there are animals who
can see colors that i cant which
means that there are colors that exist
that it is literally impossible for me to
envision is such fucking bullshit that
i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for
processing color (red green and blue)
Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of
food.
aaah sorry guys ive been so busy!!! i slept in till 2:30pm today and then did community hours. tomorrow i have work then community hours so ill try to sneak in a post - 🌙

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Children, God, and Lgbt: LGBT UNITED tr MUR micasablumpkins: the-unpopular-opinions: i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don't understand what they're doing and what they're promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don't understand what they're doing and what they're promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp. Oh my horned alien god this is just too perfect!! LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us bigotry LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Polysexual GenderEquality LGBTI Questioning Agender GenderQueer Intersex Asexual Bisexual Androgyne GenderFluid Transgender LGBTQ LGBTCommunity LoveWins LoveIsLove

Children, God, and Lgbt: LGBT
UNITED
tr
MUR
micasablumpkins:
the-unpopular-opinions:
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases,
they don't understand what they're doing and what
they're promoting. i think most children are pressured
into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore,
pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases,
they don't understand what they're doing and what they're
promoting. i think most children are pressured into going
to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into
believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to
hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
Oh my horned alien god this is just too perfect!! LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us bigotry LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Polysexual GenderEquality LGBTI Questioning Agender GenderQueer Intersex Asexual Bisexual Androgyne GenderFluid Transgender LGBTQ LGBTCommunity LoveWins LoveIsLove

Children, God, and Lgbt: LGBT
UNITED
tr
MUR
micasablumpkins:
the-unpopular-opinions:
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases,
they don't understand what they're doing and what
they're promoting. i think most children are pressured
into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore,
pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases,
they don't understand what they're doing and what they're
promoting. i think most children are pressured into going
to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into
believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to
hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
Oh my horned alien god this is just too perfect!! LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us bigotry LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Polysexual GenderEquality LGBTI Questioning Agender GenderQueer Intersex Asexual Bisexual Androgyne GenderFluid Transgender LGBTQ LGBTCommunity LoveWins LoveIsLove

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Food, Memes, and 🤖: Featured @will _ent (million page only) BBAldi Do Nok Houch Food unclefather 7 shrimps and 4,562 rice 😂Wth

Food, Memes, and 🤖: Featured @will _ent (million page only)
BBAldi Do Nok
Houch
Food
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
😂Wth

Food, Memes, and 🤖: Featured @will _ent (million page only)
BBAldi Do Nok
Houch
Food
unclefather
7 shrimps and 4,562 rice
😂Wth

😂Wth

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Funny, Guacamole, and Spanish: California Burrito: Carne Asada Steak, Sauteed Shrimp, Crispy French Fries, Guacamole, Sour Cream and Spanish Rice.... Continue Reading C R A V I N G https://t.co/INqSqUF0Kw

Funny, Guacamole, and Spanish: California Burrito: Carne Asada Steak, Sauteed
Shrimp, Crispy French Fries, Guacamole, Sour
Cream and Spanish Rice.... Continue Reading
C R A V I N G https://t.co/INqSqUF0Kw

Funny, Guacamole, and Spanish: California Burrito: Carne Asada Steak, Sauteed
Shrimp, Crispy French Fries, Guacamole, Sour
Cream and Spanish Rice.... Continue Reading
C R A V I N G https://t.co/INqSqUF0Kw

C R A V I N G https://t.co/INqSqUF0Kw

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Family, Fucking, and Chinese: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last night. At the end of the night I was looking through the bill and found this. It's worth mentioning at this point that I told the staff I have a severe seafood allergy 1/2 19.50 0 Lok C'nut 7.90 7.90 Celspy chi11 8.50 2 Rice Special 9.40 Chick SS NO FUCK ING S O choo Pan 10.00 馬arocketumbler NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE. idealfry This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service. Well done. -Krispy

Family, Fucking, and Chinese: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last
night. At the end of the night I was looking
through the bill and found this.
It's worth mentioning at this point that I told the
staff I have a severe seafood allergy
1/2 19.50
0
Lok C'nut 7.90
7.90
Celspy chi11 8.50
2 Rice Special 9.40
Chick SS
NO FUCK ING S O
choo Pan
10.00
馬arocketumbler
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
idealfry
This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service.
Well done.
-Krispy

Family, Fucking, and Chinese: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last
night. At the end of the night I was looking
through the bill and found this.
It's worth mentioning at this point that I told the
staff I have a severe seafood allergy
1/2 19.50
0
Lok C'nut 7.90
7.90
Celspy chi11 8.50
2 Rice Special 9.40
Chick SS
NO FUCK ING S O
choo Pan
10.00
馬arocketumbler
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
idealfry
This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service.
Well done.
-Krispy

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Beef, Chill, and Family: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last night. At the end of the night I was looking through the bill and found this. It's worth mentioning at this point that l told the staff I have a severe seafood allergy. k 1/2 19.50 ek Thai 7.50 hick nut 7.90 Chick SS crispy chill 8.50 Beef 2 Rice special 9.40 Mo NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D 2 Choc Pan 10.00 arocketumbler NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE. I'm focused more on the "Chick C'nut" and "Crispy Chill".

Beef, Chill, and Family: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last
night. At the end of the night I was looking
through the bill and found this.
It's worth mentioning at this point that l told the
staff I have a severe seafood allergy.
k 1/2 19.50
ek Thai 7.50
hick nut 7.90
Chick SS
crispy chill
8.50
Beef
2 Rice special
9.40
Mo
NO FUCKING
S
HRIMP OR HE D
2 Choc Pan
10.00
arocketumbler
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
I'm focused more on the "Chick C'nut" and "Crispy Chill".

Beef, Chill, and Family: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last
night. At the end of the night I was looking
through the bill and found this.
It's worth mentioning at this point that l told the
staff I have a severe seafood allergy.
k 1/2 19.50
ek Thai 7.50
hick nut 7.90
Chick SS
crispy chill
8.50
Beef
2 Rice special
9.40
Mo
NO FUCKING
S
HRIMP OR HE D
2 Choc Pan
10.00
arocketumbler
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
I'm focused more on the "Chick C'nut" and "Crispy Chill".

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Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup? Me: thinking about how a shrimp's heart is in it's head Boy: haha cool wish I had someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

Head, Cool, and Heart: Boy: haha sup?
Me: thinking about how a shrimp's
heart is in it's head
Boy: haha cool wish I had
someone to cuddle:/

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Beef, Birthday, and Chill: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last night. At the end of the night Iwas looking through the bill and found this. It's worth mentioning at this point that Itold the staff I have a severe seafood allergy. 19.50 hick nut 7.90 Chick ss crispy chill 8.50 Beef tice special 9.40 NO FUCKING S OR HE D IE choc Pan 10.00 arocketumbler NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE. LA ideal fry This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service. Well done One time I had to go to red lobster for my sister's birthday and we told them that no shellfish could touch my food and I've never seen a person look so confused

Beef, Birthday, and Chill: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last
night. At the end of the night Iwas looking
through the bill and found this.
It's worth mentioning at this point that Itold the
staff I have a severe seafood allergy.
19.50
hick nut
7.90
Chick ss
crispy chill 8.50
Beef
tice special
9.40
NO FUCKING S
OR HE D
IE
choc Pan
10.00
arocketumbler
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
LA ideal fry
This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service.
Well done
One time I had to go to red lobster for my sister's birthday and we told them that no shellfish could touch my food and I've never seen a person look so confused

Beef, Birthday, and Chill: Went out for a chinese meal with my family last
night. At the end of the night Iwas looking
through the bill and found this.
It's worth mentioning at this point that Itold the
staff I have a severe seafood allergy.
19.50
hick nut
7.90
Chick ss
crispy chill 8.50
Beef
tice special
9.40
NO FUCKING S
OR HE D
IE
choc Pan
10.00
arocketumbler
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
LA ideal fry
This is what I'd call a responsible restaurant service.
Well done
One time I had to go to red lobster for my sister's birthday and we told them that no shellfish could touch my food and I've never seen a person look so confused

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Jesus, Lgbt, and Memes: So you oppose gay rights because of the Bible? unless you also try to outlaw -Shrimp Cocktails (1 ev. 11:9) Cursing (Lev. 24:16) Women's jeans (Deut. 22:5) -Arrogance (Prov. 16:5) lying (Prov. 12:22) Bacon (Lev. 11:7) -Adultery (Deut. 22 2.3 Working on Sunday (Num. 15:32) Please shut the hell up! LGBT UNITED In New Testament, particularly In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus himself says that a lot of stuff in Old Testament is pretty outdated, harsh and barbaric. I totally agree with him on that. Of course, there's a lot of wisdom and beauty in the Bible, but there's also a lot of rubbish or incorrectly translated passages. So this argument "becase the Bible told me so" is not really an argument, dear bigots. LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us bigotry GodIsLove LoveIsLove LoveWins equality LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Transgender GenderEquality GenderFluid Questioning Asexual Bisexual Androgyne Agender GenderQueer

Jesus, Lgbt, and Memes: So you oppose gay rights
because of the Bible?
unless you also try to outlaw
-Shrimp Cocktails (1 ev. 11:9)
Cursing (Lev. 24:16)
Women's jeans (Deut. 22:5)
-Arrogance (Prov. 16:5)
lying (Prov. 12:22)
Bacon (Lev. 11:7)
-Adultery (Deut. 22 2.3
Working on Sunday (Num. 15:32)
Please shut the hell up!
LGBT
UNITED
In New Testament, particularly In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus himself says that a lot of stuff in Old Testament is pretty outdated, harsh and barbaric. I totally agree with him on that. Of course, there's a lot of wisdom and beauty in the Bible, but there's also a lot of rubbish or incorrectly translated passages. So this argument "becase the Bible told me so" is not really an argument, dear bigots. LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us bigotry GodIsLove LoveIsLove LoveWins equality LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Transgender GenderEquality GenderFluid Questioning Asexual Bisexual Androgyne Agender GenderQueer

Jesus, Lgbt, and Memes: So you oppose gay rights
because of the Bible?
unless you also try to outlaw
-Shrimp Cocktails (1 ev. 11:9)
Cursing (Lev. 24:16)
Women's jeans (Deut. 22:5)
-Arrogance (Prov. 16:5)
lying (Prov. 12:22)
Bacon (Lev. 11:7)
-Adultery (Deut. 22 2.3
Working on Sunday (Num. 15:32)
Please shut the hell up!
LGBT
UNITED
In New Testament, particularly In the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus himself says that a lot of stuff in Old Testament is pretty outdated, harsh and barbaric. I totally agree with him on that. Of course, there's a lot of wisdom and beauty in the Bible, but there's also a lot of rubbish or incorrectly translated passages. So this argument "becase the Bible told me so" is not really an argument, dear bigots. LGBT LGBTUN rainbownation rainbow_nation_us bigotry GodIsLove LoveIsLove LoveWins equality LGBTPride LGBTSupport Homosexual GayPride Lesbian Gay Pansexual Transgender GenderEquality GenderFluid Questioning Asexual Bisexual Androgyne Agender GenderQueer

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Bruh, Memes, and Twitter: When u take her in ur room to fuck her and the next day she tweets on twitter "why do I aways fuck the small dick niggas" @finessedx Bruh idc having the shrimp is the new wave 😤😤 @finessedx

Bruh, Memes, and Twitter: When u take her in ur room to fuck her
and the next day she tweets on twitter
"why do I aways fuck the small dick niggas"
@finessedx
Bruh idc having the shrimp is the new wave 😤😤 @finessedx

Bruh, Memes, and Twitter: When u take her in ur room to fuck her
and the next day she tweets on twitter
"why do I aways fuck the small dick niggas"
@finessedx
Bruh idc having the shrimp is the new wave 😤😤 @finessedx

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Relationships, Texting, and Good: i Message Today 11:11 AM Would you like to go to Benihana with me sometime? Today 4:53 PM I think we should both move on Delivered But the shrimp is good....

Relationships, Texting, and Good: i Message
Today 11:11 AM
Would you like to go to Benihana
with me sometime?
Today 4:53 PM
I think we should both move on
Delivered
But the shrimp is good....

Relationships, Texting, and Good: i Message
Today 11:11 AM
Would you like to go to Benihana
with me sometime?
Today 4:53 PM
I think we should both move on
Delivered
But the shrimp is good....

But the shrimp is good....

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Bitch, Dumb, and Fucking: 0 I don't like lobsters thats a shrimp you dumb fucking retard bitch Well Damn...I Guess She Hit A Nerve 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pettypost pettyastheycome straightclownin hegotjokes jokesfordays itsjustjokespeople itsfunnytome funnyisfunny randomhumor

Bitch, Dumb, and Fucking: 0
I don't like lobsters
thats a shrimp you dumb fucking
retard bitch
Well Damn...I Guess She Hit A Nerve 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pettypost pettyastheycome straightclownin hegotjokes jokesfordays itsjustjokespeople itsfunnytome funnyisfunny randomhumor

Bitch, Dumb, and Fucking: 0
I don't like lobsters
thats a shrimp you dumb fucking
retard bitch
Well Damn...I Guess She Hit A Nerve 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pettypost pettyastheycome straightclownin hegotjokes jokesfordays itsjustjokespeople itsfunnytome funnyisfunny randomhumor

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Sorry, Cyanide and Happiness, and Free: THIS SHRIMP IS GREAT. WANNA TRY SOME? SORRY, I'M JEWISH. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net NO, IT'S FREE https://t.co/2U4dQrmwR6

Sorry, Cyanide and Happiness, and Free: THIS SHRIMP IS
GREAT. WANNA
TRY SOME?
SORRY, I'M
JEWISH.
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
NO, IT'S FREE
https://t.co/2U4dQrmwR6

Sorry, Cyanide and Happiness, and Free: THIS SHRIMP IS
GREAT. WANNA
TRY SOME?
SORRY, I'M
JEWISH.
Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
NO, IT'S FREE
https://t.co/2U4dQrmwR6

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Girls, Pussy, and Sorry: Mable (altsMableBitch Sorry boi this pussy taken educated shrimp ayaperboi girls like vs girls who like me 6:53 pm 02 Jun 17 22.7K RETWEETS 49.3K LIKES

Girls, Pussy, and Sorry: Mable
(altsMableBitch
Sorry boi this pussy taken
educated shrimp
ayaperboi
girls like vs girls who
like me
6:53 pm 02 Jun 17
22.7K
RETWEETS
49.3K
LIKES

Girls, Pussy, and Sorry: Mable
(altsMableBitch
Sorry boi this pussy taken
educated shrimp
ayaperboi
girls like vs girls who
like me
6:53 pm 02 Jun 17
22.7K
RETWEETS
49.3K
LIKES

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Girls, Memes, and 🤖: educated shrimp @yaperboi girls l like vs girls who like me Featured IG: @will ent 😂😂Damn

Girls, Memes, and 🤖: educated shrimp
@yaperboi
girls l like vs girls who like me
Featured IG: @will ent
😂😂Damn

Girls, Memes, and 🤖: educated shrimp
@yaperboi
girls l like vs girls who like me
Featured IG: @will ent
😂😂Damn

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Bitch, Funny, and Girls: Tweet educated shrimp ayaperboi girls I like vs girls who like me Tweet Mable u v T1 @lts Mable Bitch Sorry boi this pussy taken educated shrimp ayaperboi girls I like vs girls who like me I'm dead 😂 https://t.co/q8UeZ91ol2

Bitch, Funny, and Girls: Tweet
educated shrimp
ayaperboi
girls I like vs girls who like me

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Mable
u v T1 @lts Mable Bitch
Sorry boi this pussy taken
educated shrimp
ayaperboi
girls I like vs girls who like me
I'm dead 😂 https://t.co/q8UeZ91ol2

Bitch, Funny, and Girls: Tweet
educated shrimp
ayaperboi
girls I like vs girls who like me

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Mable
u v T1 @lts Mable Bitch
Sorry boi this pussy taken
educated shrimp
ayaperboi
girls I like vs girls who like me
I'm dead 😂 https://t.co/q8UeZ91ol2

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Cum, Funny, and Hooters: "Where are you taking me for our first date?" CUM PARK PLAZA DICK S HOOTERS Doggy Sede ASTER BAIT&TACKLE WINOS SHRIMP UROERS Kum & Go WANG'S Pound town

Cum, Funny, and Hooters: "Where are you taking me for our first
date?"
CUM PARK
PLAZA
DICK S
HOOTERS
Doggy Sede
ASTER BAIT&TACKLE
WINOS SHRIMP UROERS
Kum & Go
WANG'S
Pound town

Cum, Funny, and Hooters: "Where are you taking me for our first
date?"
CUM PARK
PLAZA
DICK S
HOOTERS
Doggy Sede
ASTER BAIT&TACKLE
WINOS SHRIMP UROERS
Kum & Go
WANG'S
Pound town

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Meme, Anal, and Harambe: ZEN shaman @KINGOFGLORY.2m This meme is close to harambe levels of awful anal shrimp aidolfucker 54s diz meme is cloSE 2 harAmBay LvLS ov awfool

Meme, Anal, and Harambe: ZEN shaman
@KINGOFGLORY.2m
This meme is close to harambe levels of awful
anal shrimp
aidolfucker 54s
diz meme is cloSE 2 harAmBay LvLS ov awfool

Meme, Anal, and Harambe: ZEN shaman
@KINGOFGLORY.2m
This meme is close to harambe levels of awful
anal shrimp
aidolfucker 54s
diz meme is cloSE 2 harAmBay LvLS ov awfool

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