25+ Best Alive Memes | Hooman Memes, Todays Memes

Alive, Love, and School: When l was in high school, I freelanced. I wrote I wrote obituaries for people who were still alive. When a celebrity dies, about fifteen minutes ater, the newspaper comes out and there are three pages of right ups about him and wonder how did they write it that fast? It's all there in advance and that's how vou know voure famous and I would love tO to think that somewhere my obituarv iS in a п1e somewhere. THEN D KNOW I'VE MADE IT This made me so happy. He made it.

This made me so happy. He made it.

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96 I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pmm Is there a correct response

Is there a correct response

Alive, Bad, and Fake: punk @nueports people said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since then 17/11/2017, 02:57 77.3K Retweets 166K Likes the-holleywood-signs This is The Bad Place Source: bob-belcher

Alive, Memes, and Nationalism: PATRIOTISM IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF NATIONALISM NATIONALISM IS A BETRAYAL OF PATRIOTISM BY PUTTING OUR OWN INTERESTS FIRST, WITH NO REGARD FOR OTHERS, WE ERASE THE VERY THING THAT A NATION HOLDS DEAREST, AND THIE THING THAT KEEPS IT ALIVE: ITS MORAL VALUES. EMMANUEL MACRON act.tv This.👇

This.👇

Alive, Lego, and Memes: What a time to be alive LEGO CREATOR 12+ Genius 😂

Genius 😂

Alive, Dank, and 🤖: When the exam is too hard that you gotta make sure you're still alive.

When the exam is too hard that you gotta make sure you're still alive.

Alive, Been, and Gallagher: Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96 I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say whern somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pm Seriously though 🤣😩 https://t.co/KgETgBaldX

Seriously though 🤣😩 https://t.co/KgETgBaldX

Alive, Funny, and Lol: I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pm What’s the correct response comment below lol

What’s the correct response comment below lol

Alive, Memes, and Been: Sean Gallagher @seangallagher96 I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say whern somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in 13/08/2017, 6:04 pm Is there even a correct response?

Is there even a correct response?

Alive, The Office, and People Magazine: People Magazine N le ldris Elba 179 MAN ALIVE 018 THE AMAZING RISE OF THE SWEET SMOLDERING I AM AWARE OF THE EFFEC I HAVE ON WOMEN. Charles already knew

Charles already knew

Alive, Funny, and Memes: u know when u drive home and then realize u zoned out the whole entire time so ur trying to figure out how ur still alive sarcasm only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Alive, Bad, and Lol: l give credit where credit is due. Republicans managed to elect 3 felons and a dead guy.That level of stupid isn't easy to achieve 3 alive out of 4 ain't bad

3 alive out of 4 ain't bad

Alive, Ass, and Bad: Yuri Gagarin (write it down) #insane If you can name five Kardashians but don't know the name of the first human to strap himself to a giant ass missile and get shot into space and make it back alive it doesn't mean you're a bad person but you should probably reevaluate your internet and reading habits.

Alive, Funny, and Girls: Her: he's probably thinking about other girls Him: I wonder if I've ever bought milk from the same cow twice Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Or eggs from the same chicken. Oh life’s mysteries. What an exciting time to be alive!

Alive, Funny, and Got: These have got to be the two dumbest people alive Predictor When you need to know. Nani?

Nani?

Alive, Memes, and 🤖: HOW REPUBLICANS DENY PEOPLE THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE REQUIRE CITIZENSHIP REQUIRE IDENTIFICATION MUST NOT VOTE MORE THAN ONCE MUST BE ALIVE THE PATRIOT POST

Alive, Memes, and Girl: Nat @Jablonski023 This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep and the guy beside her took her clicker and answered all the question so she still got credit @will_ent Nik @AmoNickk i hope they get married What a time to be alive

What a time to be alive

Alive, Crazy, and Parents: parents: *refuse to vaccinate their kids their kids: Pablo; Why aren't we alive memehumor: Crazy!

memehumor: Crazy!

Alive, Fall, and Lego: Rebecca Shapiro @ShapiroRebecca Just discovered that LEGO hands are the perfect size for making sure your phone charger doesn't fall off your desk @will_ent What a time to be alive

What a time to be alive

Alive, Fire, and Memes: Prometheus: Yo pass the fire Zeus: you better not give it to mankind Prometheus: Gets chained down and eaten alive like a boss 😎😎😎😎😎

Gets chained down and eaten alive like a boss 😎😎😎😎😎

Alive, Funny, and Tumblr: reducedlunch:this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

reducedlunch:this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

Alive, Coffee, and Girl: Goth Fackie Burkhart @itstatyannag i watched this girl drop her iced coffee on my way to class and the only thing she said was "i am so sick of being alive" I feel you girl

I feel you girl

Alive, Memes, and Coffee: Goth Fackie Burklhart @itstatyannag i watched this girl drop her iced coffee on my way to class and the only thing she said was "i am so sick of being alive" Don’t follow @blazing if you’re easily offended 🔞🤯

Don’t follow @blazing if you’re easily offended 🔞🤯

Alive, Birthday, and Happy Birthday: He had no place to live when he came to Mumbai Quiet Quotes TheQuletQuoters Now he is the richest actor in the world alive Happy Birthday Shah Rukh Khan Happy Birthday Shah Rukh Khan <3

Happy Birthday Shah Rukh Khan <3

Alive, Coffee, and Girl: Goth Tackie Burkhart @itstatyannag i watched this girl drop her iced coffee on my way to class and the only thing she said was "i am so sick of being alive"

Alive, Target, and Tumblr: Beethoven-senpal its-ya-boi-guzma: thehistorychannel: I am speechless i cant believe im alive to read this with my own eyes

its-ya-boi-guzma: thehistorychannel: I am speechless i cant believe im alive to read this with my own eyes

Alive, Memes, and Braces: eremymcbitchin Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you'll have braces forever. i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process Titled: Brace for It. Brace for it

Brace for it

Alive, Crying, and Family: My child never ceases to take my breath away. Today when the neighbors brought her home she threw a big fit bc she didn't want them to go, she loves them! She sat in the yard kicking/crying/having a 2yr old meltdown at age 6.5 . She proceeded to the kitchen threw her dinner in the floor and marched right out the back door and started screaming. So I handed her a toddlers plastic bat and told her to wack away at anything that was not alive until she was done being mad. So she did. She beet on the fence post, the play house, the dog house, the pool, the ground and threw the bat around while growling and screaming for about 17 minuets. Then proceeded to the front yard. The finishing touch was smashing pumpkins, our final count was three before she sat down and cried. I had put the babies in bed and sat down beside her. She said "They left me." my first thought was the neighbors, but her next words sent my own tears spilling out. "Do you think my family cares about me anymore mom?" scooped up my baby, held her and cried and told her we could go buy some more pumpkins and smash as many as we needed to. #fostertoadoptchangesl ives My cousin recently adopted, and she posted this today. I love her so much and she is such an amazing, caring, patient mother 3

My cousin recently adopted, and she posted this today. I love her so much and she is such an amazing, caring, patient mother 3

Alive, Parents, and Kids: Parents: *refuse to vaccinate kids Kids S: Pablo: Why aren t we alive

Alive, Shakespeare, and Blue: @OGranya Roses are rea Violets are blue There's notaman alive who can teli me what todo. shakespeare is shaking

shakespeare is shaking

Alive, Family, and Love: royse @Roysenotes white people love to say "(s)he's alive!" after the last member of the family wakes up in the morning That’s me! (Twitter: roysenotes)

That’s me! (Twitter: roysenotes)

Alive, Memes, and Best: TWELVE STEPS You've been sober for: 7.00 Years 84.00 Months 2,558 Days 61,380 Hours Getting sober was the BEST decision I’ve ever made. I believe it’s why I’m alive today! If you are struggling with addiction, please know, you CAN overcome. Seriously. If I can do it... so can you. ❤️

Getting sober was the BEST decision I’ve ever made. I believe it’s why I’m alive today! If you are struggling with addiction, please know, y...

Alive, Crazy, and Football: A 16-YEAR OLD BOSTON SPORTS FAN BORN IN JANUARY 2002 HAS BEEN ALIVE FOR THESE CHAMPIONSHIPS 2002 2004 2004 2005 2007 2008 2011 2013 2015 2017 2018 This is crazy.. https://t.co/5kZKmcAJfM

This is crazy.. https://t.co/5kZKmcAJfM

Alive, Fucking, and How To: alyssa @tamaranians Maybe its just the generation z in me but how did people burn CDs? Like how did you just get a blank CD and put songs on it? 汁 Frien dty Fat Hottie @TeriAmour There are people alive that don't know how to burn CDs. I'm fucking old

Alive, Dodgers, and Mlb: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Follow Watching the Dodgers/Red Sox final innings. It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers, and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get shellacked. 4 run lead gone. Managers do it all the time, big mistake! 8:46 PM-27 Oct 2018 What a time to be alive.

What a time to be alive.

Alive, Dank, and Facebook: When you wake up and find out you're banned from Facebook again. Sorry I haven't been active for the last month. Facebook is not making it easy to keep this page alive. 😒

Sorry I haven't been active for the last month. Facebook is not making it easy to keep this page alive. 😒

Alive, Be Like, and Funny: When she's had one too many abortions her kids be like Pablo; Why aren't we alive Niggas really out there tryna tell people not to abort they babies.. NIGGA IS YOU GON RAISE THIS NIGGA, MIND YO DAMN BIDNESS 🤬 @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Niggas really out there tryna tell people not to abort they babies.. NIGGA IS YOU GON RAISE THIS NIGGA, MIND YO DAMN BIDNESS 🤬 @larnite • ➫➫...

Alive, Parents, and Kids: Parents: *refuse to vaccinate kids* Kids Pablo: Why aren't we alive

Alive, Parents, and Kids: Parents: *refuse to vaccinate kids* Kids: Pablo: Why aren't we alive?

Alive, Parents, and Kids: Parents: *refuse to vaccinate kids Kids S: Pablo: Why aren t we alive

Alive, Humans of Tumblr, and Witch: Das Skoogeth @Skoogeth [being boiled alive in a witch's soup] witch (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes smacksmacksmack*

Alive, Ass, and Driving: sp00ky reem @reeeemaxoxo Does anyone else ever think about the sketchy ass situations they put themselves in? Like as YOUNG ass kids. Why were we 15 wildin. How am i alive Quick story. When I was 21, I was driving home at 2:30am. Saw a chick get pushed out of a moving car. Guy kept going. Like the gentleman I am, I picked her up, took her home and we fornicated. Later, I had to lock her out of my house as I called the cops because she was threatening me with a knife.... probably meth’d out... 🤷‍♂️ but that pussy was 🔥🔥If you’re out there my love, hope you’re doing well. DM me.

Quick story. When I was 21, I was driving home at 2:30am. Saw a chick get pushed out of a moving car. Guy kept going. Like the gentleman I a...

Alive, Best Friend, and Love: They did math 1 year ago kaleb313 Shaggy and scooby always run away side-by- side when fleeing from the monsters. Scooby is a Great Dane, and a running speed fro that type of dog is 30-40 mph, that means that shaggy is the fastest human alive, which means that Usain Bolt's top speed (27mph) is slower than shaggy's 98Reply 1 238 Share BEST COMMENTS pizzaheadbryan 2h OR Scooby intentionally runs slower, because despite his fear he is even more overcome by hiS love for his best friend and knows he needs to keep him safe. Goddamn that's adorable Scooby cares for Shaggy more than he cares about his own survival

$Alive, Best Friend, and Love: They did math 1 year ago kaleb313 Shaggy and scooby always run away side-by- side when fleeing from the monsters. Scooby is a Great Dane, and a running speed fro that type of dog is 30-40 mph, that means that shaggy is the fastest human alive, which means that Usain Bolt's top speed (27mph) is slower than shaggy's 98Reply 1 238 Share BEST COMMENTS pizzaheadbryan 2h OR Scooby intentionally runs slower, because despite his fear he is even more overcome by hiS love for his best friend and knows he needs to keep him safe. Goddamn that's adorable Scooby cares for Shaggy more than he cares about his own survival$