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Animals, Christmas, and Dad: During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied. Patterns in shoelaces can carry messages. I fucking hate it i fucking hate lasagna Ollow its the fucking its the worst thing my da always makes fucking goddamn lasagn at christmas and its the worst I fucking hate it its like my least favorite food my brother hates it too i dont know why my dad fucking makes that shit its fucking disgusting i hate lasagna fuck Okay. So in my first dream last night I needed surgery on my of my organs and I CANT remember which one it was it might not have been a real one anyways but I needed surgery because a wolf spider had crawled through the organ and infected it. So I was like freaking out going into surgery and they started like feeding the organ through a machine and I was AWAKE AND I COULD SEE IT AND IT WAS SO SCARY AND I WAS PANICKING and it kind of ended without anything really happening. And then I'm the next dream I don't really remember what the plot was but at the end the town was at this little theater for the high schoolers graduation and after they graduated and whatever my parents were talking to some guy (except my mom wasn't my mom she was Claire from modern family I think) and he started arguing with them about politics and then he started talking about zoo animals and I was like ??? How does that relate? Anyways. My dad gave my sister like 800m dollars in cash right there and she stuck it all in her pocket and I got a bunch of money too but you had to swim through water to get out of the theater and we were freaking out cause we didn't want to get the money wet so we were like awkwardly swimming sideways and at one point I stepped on something in the water and I looked back and some little girl was face down at the bottom of the water and I had just stepped on her and her parents were above her with one of those plastic claw toys and they were grabbing her with it and they were like 'come on sweetie!' Wtf and that was pretty much it
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