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        Fire, Food, and God: MORE WOE FOR UNDER-FIRE GROCER
 SEX WITH TESCO
 VALUE LASAGNE
 BLISTERED M
 BELLEND
 Everyday Vaue
 SUN
 EXCLUSIVE
 Vince claims he w
 never warned by Tesco staff
 that he should not stick his
 knob in a scalding lasagne
 hot'. I got it home and sa
 the
 A SHOPPER has vowed
 UELS
 ng said Check
 to never again set foot
 in a Tesco store after he
 food is pipang hot.. Again, N。Te costaid they have so far
 mention of not having sex had no record of any legal
 verely burned his reid-a ruzzled phallu»
 action from Vince
 with the hot lasagne,
 magine my surpriseB Britain'sbiggest
 oer has bigger things on
 one of the troubled seen a video on the internet the microwave, I slipped ts mind than a sewage
 BELLEND while bonkingVi
 ince explained that he'd when, after 10 minutes in
 of a man
 THe added: It looked rather
 chain's lasagnes.
 sex witha my Johnson into it and ws worker's bellend.
 Vince Shaw, 4
 7, settled
 asagneplu
 into a universe of pain!Last week Tesco chairman
 Sir Richard Broadbent qui
 good fun. so I went to Tesco neighbours who call and ater the retailer released
 food lust with the p on the way home from work amulance, I screamed all igures showing half year
 day Value ready and invested in a lasagne, the way tol
 eihtn Hospital.
 its were down a whopping
 1.9% on the previous year
 The owergrown corner
 has also made multi
 ow baek at his maisonette members nearby when I pent two days in hospitali pound accounting
 home in Winsford, Cheshire, bought it and neither warned because of the infection risk. errors which have led to
 two day's In hospital wit
 ghastly genital scalds
 ot onef rom their alwey ng
 Bandages
 ED: Tseco
 There were two staff
 Sir Richard Broadbent
 Vince is drawing up plans to Do not have sex with thi Aftertwo weeks I was allowed profts being overstated by practices. But they never
 Water treatment worker hen I paid fer it, the Good God- my bellend looks Vince said: "I've been a their scalding hot lasagne
 he wobbling retailer product when it's piping hot.
 to
 take
 the
 bandages
 ff more than C250miliion
 even onee warned mne that
 raged: I've been a checkout girl did not say Do like checse on Boast
 ars and look how I et prduct when it is piping remedy
 oyal cuustomer to Tesco and ould injure my bellond
 was willing to overlook alnever there
 ust be able to get
 adow ger postuta when it Wst piping medly frthib think de their shonity hok koepint hop thene
 loyal customer to Tesco over not have sex with this
 keeping again
He's "into" Italian cuisine 😂😂😂😩
        

            
            

                
                
                    Fire, Food, and God: MORE WOE FOR UNDER-FIRE GROCER
 SEX WITH TESCO
 VALUE LASAGNE
 BLISTERED M
 BELLEND
 Everyday Vaue
 SUN
 EXCLUSIVE
 Vince claims he w
 never warned by Tesco staff
 that he should not stick his
 knob in a scalding lasagne
 hot'. I got it home and sa
 the
 A SHOPPER has vowed
 UELS
 ng said Check
 to never again set foot
 in a Tesco store after he
 food is pipang hot.. Again, N。Te costaid they have so far
 mention of not having sex had no record of any legal
 verely burned his reid-a ruzzled phallu»
 action from Vince
 with the hot lasagne,
 magine my surpriseB Britain'sbiggest
 oer has bigger things on
 one of the troubled seen a video on the internet the microwave, I slipped ts mind than a sewage
 BELLEND while bonkingVi
 ince explained that he'd when, after 10 minutes in
 of a man
 THe added: It looked rather
 chain's lasagnes.
 sex witha my Johnson into it and ws worker's bellend.
 Vince Shaw, 4
 7, settled
 asagneplu
 into a universe of pain!Last week Tesco chairman
 Sir Richard Broadbent qui
 good fun. so I went to Tesco neighbours who call and ater the retailer released
 food lust with the p on the way home from work amulance, I screamed all igures showing half year
 day Value ready and invested in a lasagne, the way tol
 eihtn Hospital.
 its were down a whopping
 1.9% on the previous year
 The owergrown corner
 has also made multi
 ow baek at his maisonette members nearby when I pent two days in hospitali pound accounting
 home in Winsford, Cheshire, bought it and neither warned because of the infection risk. errors which have led to
 two day's In hospital wit
 ghastly genital scalds
 ot onef rom their alwey ng
 Bandages
 ED: Tseco
 There were two staff
 Sir Richard Broadbent
 Vince is drawing up plans to Do not have sex with thi Aftertwo weeks I was allowed profts being overstated by practices. But they never
 Water treatment worker hen I paid fer it, the Good God- my bellend looks Vince said: "I've been a their scalding hot lasagne
 he wobbling retailer product when it's piping hot.
 to
 take
 the
 bandages
 ff more than C250miliion
 even onee warned mne that
 raged: I've been a checkout girl did not say Do like checse on Boast
 ars and look how I et prduct when it is piping remedy
 oyal cuustomer to Tesco and ould injure my bellond
 was willing to overlook alnever there
 ust be able to get
 adow ger postuta when it Wst piping medly frthib think de their shonity hok koepint hop thene
 loyal customer to Tesco over not have sex with this
 keeping again
He's "into" Italian cuisine 😂😂😂😩
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Animals, Christmas, and Dad: During the Cold War, CIA agents used
 a method of communication based
 on how their shoelaces were tied.
 Patterns in shoelaces can carry
 messages.
 I fucking hate it i fucking hate lasagna
 Ollow its the fucking its the worst thing my da
 always makes fucking goddamn lasagn
 at christmas and its the worst I fucking
 hate it its like my least favorite food my
 brother hates it too i dont know why my
 dad fucking makes that shit its fucking
 disgusting i hate lasagna fuck
Okay. So in my first dream last night I needed surgery on my of my organs and I CANT remember which one it was it might not have been a real one anyways but I needed surgery because a wolf spider had crawled through the organ and infected it. So I was like freaking out going into surgery and they started like feeding the organ through a machine and I was AWAKE AND I COULD SEE IT AND IT WAS SO SCARY AND I WAS PANICKING and it kind of ended without anything really happening. And then I'm the next dream I don't really remember what the plot was but at the end the town was at this little theater for the high schoolers graduation and after they graduated and whatever my parents were talking to some guy (except my mom wasn't my mom she was Claire from modern family I think) and he started arguing with them about politics and then he started talking about zoo animals and I was like ??? How does that relate? Anyways. My dad gave my sister like 800m dollars in cash right there and she stuck it all in her pocket and I got a bunch of money too but you had to swim through water to get out of the theater and we were freaking out cause we didn't want to get the money wet so we were like awkwardly swimming sideways and at one point I stepped on something in the water and I looked back and some little girl was face down at the bottom of the water and I had just stepped on her and her parents were above her with one of those plastic claw toys and they were grabbing her with it and they were like 'come on sweetie!' Wtf and that was pretty much it
        

            
            

                
                
                    Animals, Christmas, and Dad: During the Cold War, CIA agents used
 a method of communication based
 on how their shoelaces were tied.
 Patterns in shoelaces can carry
 messages.
 I fucking hate it i fucking hate lasagna
 Ollow its the fucking its the worst thing my da
 always makes fucking goddamn lasagn
 at christmas and its the worst I fucking
 hate it its like my least favorite food my
 brother hates it too i dont know why my
 dad fucking makes that shit its fucking
 disgusting i hate lasagna fuck
Okay. So in my first dream last night I needed surgery on my of my organs and I CANT remember which one it was it might not have been a real one anyways but I needed surgery because a wolf spider had crawled through the organ and infected it. So I was like freaking out going into surgery and they started like feeding the organ through a machine and I was AWAKE AND I COULD SEE IT AND IT WAS SO SCARY AND I WAS PANICKING and it kind of ended without anything really happening. And then I'm the next dream I don't really remember what the plot was but at the end the town was at this little theater for the high schoolers graduation and after they graduated and whatever my parents were talking to some guy (except my mom wasn't my mom she was Claire from modern family I think) and he started arguing with them about politics and then he started talking about zoo animals and I was like ??? How does that relate? Anyways. My dad gave my sister like 800m dollars in cash right there and she stuck it all in her pocket and I got a bunch of money too but you had to swim through water to get out of the theater and we were freaking out cause we didn't want to get the money wet so we were like awkwardly swimming sideways and at one point I stepped on something in the water and I looked back and some little girl was face down at the bottom of the water and I had just stepped on her and her parents were above her with one of those plastic claw toys and they were grabbing her with it and they were like 'come on sweetie!' Wtf and that was pretty much it
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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