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Advice, Confused, and Disappointed: alexaloraetheris: Reasons I believe my friend is secretly some kind of deity 1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already 1 2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me "Humans have wished to be gods so much they've forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this monotheism stuff." I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said Oh I believe in god alright. I just don't think the bastard deserves to be worshipped." 3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren't going to save you. Don't become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience 4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty: "I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don't expect l'd listen to their prayers." (Notice the choice of words) 5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I'm really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles 6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I'm actually curious what you're gonna find." 7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can't come back and I rolled my eyes and said 'obviously' but she continued When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter." 8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me "Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just... keep that in mind." Then she left and didn't speak to me for three days. I still don't know what she meant but even three years later I haven't forgotten it. 9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven't been paying attention?" 10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said Great. I'll wait for you to come back. Maybe you'll even remember me In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she's stuck with us because immortality is a bitclh P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on 'Eve'. Maybe l should reconsider my atheist status?! What if God was one of us?
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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
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Dank, Memes, and Respect: He is my Deity. Give an F in respect by abderian123 MORE MEMES

He is my Deity. Give an F in respect by abderian123 MORE MEMES

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Memes, Respect, and Deity: He is my Deity. Give an F in respect via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Pm18R0

He is my Deity. Give an F in respect via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Pm18R0

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Climbing, God, and Canvas: After climbing down from Mount Sinai with Gods Ten Commandments, Moses watches in horror as his people workship another deity (oil on canvas, circa 1633)

After climbing down from Mount Sinai with Gods Ten Commandments, Moses watches in horror as his people workship another deity (oil on canvas...

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Church, Lgbt, and Love: Tommy Rae 20-gayce-teen @ellameno Follow Roman Catholic Church: @ Mexico, stop creating weird skeleton saints!! Mexican Catholics: anyway this is Santa Muerte and she loves trans people 8:08 AM 29 Jul 2018 rsbenedict: From Wikipedia: Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is a female deity or folk saint in Mexican and Mexican-American folk Catholicism. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Despite condemnation by the Catholic Church, her cult has become increasingly prominent since the 2000s. The worship of Santa Muerte is condemned by the Catholic Church in Mexico as invalid, but it is increasingly firmly entrenched in Mexican culture. Santa Muerte is also seen as a protector of homosexual, bisexual, and transgender communities in Mexico, since many are considered to be outcast from society. Many LGBT people ask her for protection from violence, hatred, disease, and to help them in their search for love. Her intercession is commonly invoked in same-sex marriage ceremonies performed in Mexico. The Iglesia Católica Tradicional México-Estados Unidos, also known as the Church of Santa Muerte, recognizes gay marriage and performs religious wedding ceremonies for homosexual couples. Man how did I not know about this magical gay skeleton queen until today?

rsbenedict: From Wikipedia: Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is ...

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Church, Lgbt, and Love: Tommy Rae 20-gayce-teen @ellameno Follow Roman Catholic Church: @ Mexico, stop creating weird skeleton saints!! Mexican Catholics: anyway this is Santa Muerte and she loves trans people 8:08 AM 29 Jul 2018 rsbenedict: From Wikipedia: Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte (Spanish for Our Lady of Holy Death), often shortened to Santa Muerte, is a female deity or folk saint in Mexican and Mexican-American folk Catholicism. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Despite condemnation by the Catholic Church, her cult has become increasingly prominent since the 2000s. The worship of Santa Muerte is condemned by the Catholic Church in Mexico as invalid, but it is increasingly firmly entrenched in Mexican culture. Santa Muerte is also seen as a protector of homosexual, bisexual, and transgender communities in Mexico, since many are considered to be outcast from society. Many LGBT people ask her for protection from violence, hatred, disease, and to help them in their search for love. Her intercession is commonly invoked in same-sex marriage ceremonies performed in Mexico. The Iglesia Católica Tradicional México-Estados Unidos, also known as the Church of Santa Muerte, recognizes gay marriage and performs religious wedding ceremonies for homosexual couples. Man how did I not know about this magical gay skeleton queen until today?

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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: v171 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama) Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombs tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave que-mystery l enioved this more than the last season of AHS breefolk-hates-staff "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen." redcresent "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave" I love the sims This post was an adventure
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Anaconda, Cute, and God: tripropellant i'm 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is "this is a being of incredible power". i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i'm legitimately scared and impressed by and in awe at this thing tripropellant i have just been informed that this creature's name is ZHDUN, which sounds like the name of an ancient and long-forgotten deity and sounds exactly like what this thing's name would be mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator Zhdun loosely translates to "to wait". He waits tripropellant it's supposed to be a cute sculpture based on the idea of someone waiting for news at a hospital but i much prefer to think of it as a manifestation of the unfathomably powerful will of some kind of slumbering chthonic entity tripropellant a lot of people seem to be reblogging this post with zero commentary other than tagging it as #zhdun. i just want to inform everyone that every time you repeat his name like that you bring us one step closer to the moment when he gets out of that chair and begins to systematically inhale the entire physical universe vrabia the world could really do with an ancient benevolent god of hospital hallways whenever it appears there's always an empty seat next to it and you can sit there for as long as you need. it's there for you when you're sick and in pain and waiting for a verdict, when you're overwhelmed with anxiety or when you've been waiting for seven hours for news of how a loved one's life-saving surgery went. a kindly, quiet grey blob who waits with you in that suspended state of uncertainty. it's very old and very powerful and knows that hospitals are places of healing and hope only when studied superficially. at the core they are places of fear. a million terrors, great and small, seeping into the walls. so zhdun waits with you #stories #ngl i made myself sad a bit, mostly bc i could really use zhdun waiting with me sometimes #look at it it's so sweet and benevolent and not at all intimidating #it wouldn't judge you if you sat next to it and you cried An old god for the modern world

An old god for the modern world

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Books, Friends, and Love: Fairvary raw a fairy for each day of February /5. Stars 6. Night 7. Sleep/ Dreams 8. Godmother/father 9. Muse 20. Deity 2. Wicked lower Forest 3 Lake Water . Mountain 5. Stones 6. Desert 7. Bird 8 Wind 9. Clouds 0. Rain . Snow /2. Thunder 13 Rainbow /4. Light 22. Socks 23 Keys 2 Books 25 Chocolate 26. H 2. Tea 28. Friends (2 have fun!) oney - Use the prompt list above to help you Post it to social media with the tag #FaiRyay and spread fairies love! Challenge & prompt by Pinceau Arc-en-Ciel - pinceauarcencieltumblrcom - Enjoy* <p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pinceauarcenciel</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Hi! I love fairies but I don’t draw them enough, so I created this little challenge to help me: <b>Fairyary!</b> 🦄<br/></p> <p>You’re most welcome if you want to join me on this challenge! Draw as much fairies as you can during February! Try to draw each day! Write if you prefer writing to drawing, whatever! The prompt is only here to help you if needed. ✨<br/></p> <p>Tag your works with <i><b>#Fairyary</b></i> so everyone doing the challenge can see them too! 💮</p> <p><br/></p> <hr><p>🐸 French version under the cut~ <br/></p> <p><a href="https://pinceauarcenciel.tumblr.com/post/169851253923/hi-i-love-fairies-but-i-dont-draw-them-enough" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more" target="_blank">Keep reading</a></p> </blockquote>
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Bodies , Paradise, and Tumblr: ZITZIMITL <p><a href="http://nathanandersonart.tumblr.com/post/121323771254/name-tzitzimitl-roughly-pronounced-zee-zee-meel" class="tumblr_blog">nathanandersonart</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>Name:</b> Tzitzimitl (roughly pronounced Zee Zee Meel)<br/><b>Area of Origin:</b> Central Mexico; The Aztecs<br/><br/>In Aztec Mythology, A Tzitzimitl (plural: Tzitzimimeh) is a female deity associated with the stars. They were usually depicted as skeletal figures, often wearing skirts and decorative headdresses. In the most famous depictions, adorning their bodies are severed hands, and cut-out hearts, and appear to have pointed claws on both their hands and feet. Another odd detail is that they seem to have eyeballs growing out of different joints, such as the ankles, knees, wrists and elbows, though this differs between the different portrayals. They’ve been decribed as demons, though this doesn’t necessarily reflect their function in the Aztec belief system. Because the Tzitzimimeh were female, they were also related to fertility, and as such associated with other female deities such as Tlaltecuhtli and Coatlicue. They were worshipped by midwives and women in labor. Their leader was the goddess, Itzpapalotl who ruled over Tamoanchan, the paradise where these deities resided. Being associated with the stars, when stars would not be seen in the sky during solar eclipses, this was intepreted as Tzitzimimeh attacking the sun. This caused a belief that during an eclipse, they would descend down to earth to devour humans. They were seen as both protectors of the feminine and progenitors of mankind, and as such, were powerful and dangerous, especially in periods of cosmic instability.<br/></p></blockquote>

nathanandersonart:Name: Tzitzimitl (roughly pronounced Zee Zee Meel)Area of Origin: Central Mexico; The AztecsIn Aztec Mythology, A Tzitzimi...

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: did you know? Japan's Kayashima Station is built around a 700-vear-old tree. When town officials planned to cut down the tree, which is associated with a local deity, there was public outcry. Rumors began to spread about the tree being angry and cursin anyone who touched it. Station officials didn't want to tempt fate, so they built the train platform around the tree and surrounded it with a small shrine. PHOTO: KOSAKU MIMURA/NIKKE DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.CoM <p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/158719101556/japans-kayashima-station-is-built-around-a" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Japan’s Kayashima Station is built around a 700-year-old tree. When town officials planned to cut down the tree, which is associated with a local deity, there was public outcry. Rumors began to spread about the tree being angry and cursing anyone who touched it. Station officials didn’t want to tempt fate, so they built the train platform around the tree and surrounded it with a small shrine. <a href="http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2017/01/21/kayashima-the-japanese-train-station-built-around-a-700-year-old-tree/">Source</a> <a href="http://mymodernmet.com/kayashima-station-camphor-tree/">Source 2</a> <a href="http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/kayashima-station">Source 3</a></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="339" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6db5d29da101ddfaf26022f04de5b681/tumblr_inline_on74fjj7621uy8wg3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="339" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="403" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/add8874ad450eeefd38d59773a5c0daf/tumblr_inline_on74fjyMYv1uy8wg3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="403" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="359" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6884871ae50eed2103c666942ea81536/tumblr_inline_on74fkVp341uy8wg3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="359" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/84109a84e6f3c7e208adb9314d02d7de/tumblr_inline_on74fl3g3T1uy8wg3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bda0bdb89828a2c1f0f0b311be9af4a7/tumblr_inline_on74flgra11uy8wg3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="344" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6dfa91addc768a5c8211dcb55d7f6a3e/tumblr_inline_on74fmKFrz1uy8wg3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="344" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

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Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: “I went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. 😂 NAW. NAW NAW NAW 😂. As basic Caucasian women say: “literally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, “deadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said “bish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel said“WHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say “there is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said “the ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED 🤗 (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me 😂 bless up 😂😂😂)
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True, Deity, and One: HEHAS RETURNED BUT HE WILL NOT 8 <p>THE ONE TRUE D̤̝͈͖̳̪̱̙͈ͬͧ̾̾̎ͩͪ̎͋̈ͅE̮͔̞̣̹̗̩̫̰̦̠̭̔ͦ̌͛̍͋̇̚I̜̗̠͓̾̄ͨ̽̌ͭ͂T̮̮̮͎̭̼̥̹̣̠̿ͣ̾ͦ̃̊̒͐ͭ̑̒̿͐̽̅̋ͣͨ̿ͅͅY̦̝͕̲͈̗̥͕̗̼̜͒̆͌̅ͯ</p>

THE ONE TRUE D̤̝͈͖̳̪̱̙͈ͬͧ̾̾̎ͩͪ̎͋̈ͅE̮͔̞̣̹̗̩̫̰̦̠̭̔ͦ̌͛̍͋̇̚I̜̗̠͓̾̄ͨ̽̌ͭ͂T̮̮̮͎̭̼̥̹̣̠̿ͣ̾ͦ̃̊̒͐ͭ̑̒̿͐̽̅̋ͣͨ̿ͅͅY̦̝͕̲͈̗̥͕̗̼̜͒̆͌̅ͯ

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